>"We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us"
"Hello, I'm Anonymous, I am kek. I don't give a shit, I don't like you. Get Rekt."
>The mane six watched with bated breath as their Anon faced off against this strange group of masked humans also named Anonymous apparently, not quite sure what was going to happen.
What happens?
>>25554473
"Anon? is that you?"
>>25554473
>Implying they aren't all the same faggots.
>>25556180
>anon uses the mirror pool to samefag IRL
>makes the other anons wear those shitty plastic masks so nobody will notice, and encourages them all to act like edgy faggots
>stages a fight with all of them at once to try looking alpha in front of his waifu
>loses, and gets gang raped by dozens of copies of himself while the mane six watch - too utterly terrified to dare lend him assistance
Yeah, sounds about right
Lame mask wearers continue to yell slogans and weak insults as our green faced hero walks away with his pony friends.
>"But they're saying such ominous and mean things, Anon."
"Yeah, but they have no real sway or anything."
>"Do you know them?"
"Not personally, but as a group, yeah.
>"Are they the same as you?"
"They like to think they are, but they aren't quite there yet. Maybe in time. Maybe when they've seen their folly. When they lose their naive optimism and stop trying to change things for the better."
>"Are they a major threat in your world?"
"No."
For weeks the masked idiots chant and stand around outside anon's house and place of work.
Eventually they get bored and return home.
>"Anon those strange masked humans have left."
"I saw. Maybe they found a more worthy cause, a better use of their time and power."
>"You said they had no real power."
"I was being petty. Collectively they have one of the strongest powers known to humans."
>"Wow! What power is that?"
"Hope. For a better world. A better life. They may even deny it, but their hope is powerful and they are strong in their convictions, if not their attention spans."
>"Perhaps they went home to use their hope to make a better world."
"Perhaps they did. I hope so. God speed, you, masked Anonymous."
>"Do you want to go get some pie?"
"Yes. Yes I do."
Anonymous vs Anonymous vs Anónimus
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448453632557.webm
Classic anon was an embodiment of the "let's watch the world burn and have some laffs" mentality of 4chan. Sure people dress that way some times IRL but Classic anon was more of a drawing stand-in for us. Modern Anonymous is more about people wearing masks together in the real world with a mentality of "let's change the world and fight the powers that b" And honestly some of the things they do or go after are so far from what classic anon would do in that situation its funny. Its quite funny actually early anonymous is probably about as anti-activism as can be, and modern is literally an activist movement. I always wonder what sort of turns fate might have taken if chanology never happened. I'm sure at the very least 4chan would have turned out differently.
Regardless, if its a bunch of real life people in masks versus and embodiment of an idea that can have whatever ability he needs to make a story convenient or comical, I think its very clear who would win.
>>25554473
>"We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us"
"Hello, I'm Anonymous, I am kek. I don't give a shit, I don't like you. Get Rekt."
>The mane six watched with bated breath as their Anon faced off against this strange group of masked humans also named Anonymous apparently, not quite sure what was going to happen.
>Pinkie approaches Anon, other ponies following her
>"'Nonny? Who are these hoomans?"
>Anon sighs and turns to the pink pone
"Same thing as me, just with a mask on."
>He looks at the crowd of 50-100 people again
"Also they're really creepy."
>Everyone just stands in their places, an awkward silence falls upon the streets of Ponehville
>Twilight, naive as ever, goes up to them
>"Hello humans, we welcome you in the land of Equestria! Wh..."
>Every one of them turns their heads to face the Princess of Friend-sum-shit
>They pin her to the ground with their stares
>Twilight starts backing off slowly
>"Ha...haha... alright, I'll let you finish your business with Anon."
>One of Anonymousesse steps forward
>"We are the Anonymous. He is just a gay retard with a green mask."
>He steps back, merging with the crowd
>Anon waves his hand, trying to get their attention
"Oh come on guys, that's a low blow!"
>Fluttershy's voice comes from somewhere behind him
>"Y-yes! And also that's very mean! Y-you should apologize!.. if that's okay with you..."Continue or should I just go kill myself?
>>25556397
Continue, mate, I was waiting for this exact thing.
>>25556397
Continue then kill yourself.
>>25556397
Keep going.
>>25556239
Twi:"Alright, which one of you is Anonymous, the feared by all internet legend, from 4chan, feared by the sysem in the human wo-"
>both anons goes
>anon:"ME. i'm Anon / No I am Anonymous, you're a faggot 4channer keked by Moot / You're a faggot with a mask and a script kiddie! / 4chan is not anonymous anymore what about Gamergate? Why is there a LGBT board now? / You're a bunch of whiny SJWs blaming shit on capitalism, You own a fucking iPhone, faggot!"
>Twi:"SHUT UP! I DUNNO WHAT YOU two are talking about but SHUT UP!"
>anon:"well he's a faggot, why are we here exactly?"
>Twilight is reading a letter
>Twi:"Wait a moment, Princess Celestia said she wanted me to bring in this world the only one, the true defender of the freedom from a mysterious world discovered by Lyra Heartstrings, who has defeated the globalization, the freemasonery, the political and corporate corruption and took down alone the new world order... Anonymous, you're this fearsome warrior, right?"
>Anon:"Also know as the Internet Hate Machine"
>Anonymous:"Fuck society."
>Twi:"Do you need to wear those masks or can you take it off?"
>Anonymous:"Beneath this mask is an idea, Miss Twili-"
>Anon:"It would be very painful"
>Twi:"I just want to see ho you would look like, that won't hurt, yours looks like actually a green sock"
>Anonymous:"Beneath this mask lies an idea, Twilight, and ideas a"
>Anon:"For you"
>Anonymous:"FUCK YOU AND YOUR MEMES!"
>Anon:"Says the anon who quotes V for Vendetta since 2007! You're a nigger"
>Anonymous:"You're fucking.. Bluepilled by the zog holy shit, you're a tool"
>Twilight finishes the letter from Princess Celestia
>Twi:"Anonymous... Equestria needs you okay? Let me explain the situation and please, ... Please stop fighting, you might have seen wars and conflicts Equestria has never seeen since its two thousand years of History and you have my respect for this. We won't ask you to go to war, we are simply asking for advice and a strategist."
>>25554473
"There are no computers or technology in Equestria."
>Silence fills the air.
>"...Well fuck. Want to go grab a drink?"
>The entire organization is out of the job and lives out their lives in harmony.
>As it turns out, they're just like Anon, but aren't educated in pony shit.
>After a bit everything turns to normal.
>>25556254
Anonymous of Earth, there is great hope in your heart.
Welcome to the Blue Lantern Corps.
>>25556411
>>25556412
Will do b0ss
>>25556417
Gonna kill myself after finishing this.third time this week, I really should stop killing myself
>>25556397
>Anon steps aside, revealing Fluttershy cosplaying a beach ball behind him
>Anonymous' voices were synced perfectly, creeping Anon out even more
>"We do not apologize."
>Applejack picks Flutterpone up, more like dragging her away
>"Well ya 'eard 'em Flutters, they ain't sorry one bit, let's go, Anon'll sure deal with these guys."
>Anon noticed that the crowd is a tad closer to him than it was before
>Are they cornering him?
>Anon looks behind himself
>There's a brick wall
"[worried laughter]"
>He faces the Anonymouses again
>Corners of the crowd were a bit closer than the middle
"Oh, I know that one. What do you want from me?"
>"Answers."
"To what question?"
>"All of them. You will come with us."
>'I ain't playing that shit', these 5 words were following him around since his days on Earth, and lead to only one thing
>He ran like a nigger from the KKK.
>>25556652
run anon!
>>25556555
>Anon:"check out the triples this filly just got!"
>Anonymous:"I can't see anything"
"Aren't you guys supposed to listen to Twilight? It is important!"
>Anonymous:"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST A TALKING HORSE! AAAH. RAAAAH!"
>Anon:"faget."
>Twilight is still trying to stay calm
"Oh, continue."
>Twi:"You're not even supposed to listen, just pick a book and leave us alone!"
"alright, good luck."
>Twi:"So let me explain, a few foreign countries, United Central Federation, Industria, Trotistan and Kolechia have passed a global agreement to form one single union, expanding to a world government. Their ideology is being essentially politico-industrial motives. They have so far expanded their domination over 12 countries, indexed their resources and it's growing bigger and bigger. Even our enemies of yesterday like the Griffon Kingdom is considering this a threat to their homeland. On this continent, The Republic of Licornia, Equestria and the Germaneigh Reich are sufficiently industrialized to face the potential invasion. Ponyland is likely to be invaded first since they have no army and are prone to surrender to any invasion."
>Anon:"You know Aryanne? She's real?"
>Twi:"Of course, she's a brutal lea-"
>Anonymous:"Fucking nazi bronies. I knew you were a brony faggot."
>Anon:"I'm a horsefucker, and your judaism has just been exposed."
>Twi:"...Der.."
>Nymous:"Oh hey, they even have a map! How can they draw this?"
>Anon:"They got magic man. So, That's Germaneigh, Ponyland is here, why not tell Aryanne to invade Ponyland and expand there on a joint operation or something?"
>Twi:"Our diplomatic relationships are terrible with Germaneigh, and we fear they could become allies with the enemy later. Second, we are against the idea of invading a sovereign nation unless it attacked us"
>Anon:"You guys have no choice, you'll have to get Celestia renew diplomacy with Germaneigh
>Anonymous:"We need to start an operation against that Techno-Soc-federation, they got computers right?"
>>25554473
the first is a green slenderman, the second is a guy fawkes mask
>>25556652
"I ain't getting cornered by these cheap tricks, ya'll edgy m'fuckas!"
>Anon knew they couldn't catch him
>He was the best runner on his block after all
>Don't ask how he knew it
>Anon looks back while running
>They were just calmly walking
"What the ff~"
>Anon, meet the sign
"Ow... Right in the batteries."
>He slowly slid down the pole, nealy hugging it
"Hello darkness, my old friend..."
>And then everything went black
>Anon woke up in a dark room, which kinda looked like his basement
>The only source of light in the room was a little window under the ceiling, and a little lightbulb hanging on a wire, revealing only a old wooden table and dust flying about the room
>Then he saw a mask emerge from the darkness
>"Anon, my son. Are you ready?"
"Dad?"
>"No, dipshit, I asked if you were ready."
"Ready for what?"
>A familiar voice comes deep from the room
>"Ready for a party, little Anon!"
>A bottle plops down on the table
>"Good old Stolichnaya for my good old friend!"
>Pinkie Pie jumps in his sight
"What the fuck?"
>Anonymous sits down in front of him
>"We gotta talk, bro."
"I'm not your bro, pal."
>"I'm not your pal, sister."
"I'm not your sister, sweetie."
>A chuckle comes from Anonymousse mask
>"Alright, you win. Now let's get down to business."
>>25556799
"Anon, please! what have I done aga-"
>Anon is like, all excited
>Anon:"dubs this time!"
"Can't you guys stay focused two minutes?"
>Nymous:"Uhh..."
>Twi:"Speaking of computers, and similar technology yes, since they have no magic, they are dependent on technology for everything. including communication and their very precious organization. Administration and financial management system. This is just an empowered bureaucracy they couldn't live without a computer"
>Nymous:"nothing impossible, I just need a computer and an internet connection to perform a DoS attack on their networks"
"I know a pony with a computer! Myself I have a computer, but my friend has a very big and powerful computer she built, and she's programming it all the time"
>Anon:"no fucking way, how come you ponies even got ..."
>Nonymous:"Okay now we could do it, let's put our differences aside and let's find this little pony's friend, we'll need to dox them then attack these evil ponies from attacking us good ponies! Maybe I could even hack into their defense systems!"
>Twi:"Awesome! You're about to discover the magic of friendship..."
"Shut up Twilight."
>>25556799 (You)
"Anon, please! what have I done again"
>Anon is like, all excited
>Anon:"dubs this time!"
"Can't you guys stay focused two minutes?"
>Nymous:"Uhh..."
>Twi:"Speaking of computers, and similar technology yes, since they have no magic, they are dependent on technology for everything. including communication and their very precious organization. Administration and financial management system. This is just an empowered bureaucracy they couldn't live without a computer"
>Nymous:"nothing impossible, I just need a computer and an internet connection to perform a DoS attack on their networks"
"I know a pony with a computer! Myself I have a computer, but my friend has a very big and powerful computer she built, and she's programming it all the time"
>Anon:"no fucking way, how come you ponies even got ..."
>Nonymous:"Okay now we could do it, let's put our differences aside and let's find this little pony's friend, we'll need to dox them then attack these evil ponies from attacking us good ponies! Maybe I could even hack into their defense systems!"
>Twi:"Awesome! You're about to discover the magic of friendship..."
"Shut up Twilight."
>>25556799
Ahhhh Shiet.
>>25556886
Nice fuckin' trip bruh
>>25554473
Chanology was a mistake.
>>25556893
>Anonymous explained to Twilight no one in Equestria knew about the international network of computers and how it works, how to access an enemy's strategy with just skills and knowledge, exploits, spreading counterpropaganda and making sure the world can finally see the truth.
>We're rushing to SilverSpoon's home
>Knocks at the door of the old., scary mansion, AKA the place she lives in
>she's opening
>SS:"Diamond? Do you know what time it is? Wha! Princess Twilight?"
>Twi's smiling
>SS:"Oh what are AAAAH!"
>Anon:"Oh sweet the other spoilered filly bitch"
>Nymous:"we'll have to work with ponies who represent the 1% of the high rich class. the irony... "
>SS:"What are these?"
>Twi:"You two look scary to ponies, take your masks off!"
>they're doing it.
>Anons:"Hello!"
>Silver's closing the door.
"Silv don't worry they are friends, from another world and we need them to save our world!"
>SS:"Why am I involved with this?"
"They're looking for a computer. A big one, for hacking the enemy's systems, and you still have one, right? Please open!"
>Twilight:"As the Princess, this is an order filly! If you do not execute this order I shall use my powers to force enter your home and requisition your computer!"
>SS:"Is that all about my computer?"
>Nymous:"Just borrowing it!"
>Anon:"We won't look at your porn, promise!"
>SS:"My porn? What?"
>Anon is clinging at me. I don't know what this fucking means.
>Silver finally allows us to get inside
>She's taking us to the room where she keeps her computer.
>SS:when I created MOS-3, I almost set the house on fire, but this is MOS-5, one of the most powerful computer here in Equestria.
>she's initializing it
>Anon:"Fuck my life"
>Nymous:"You're a hacker?"
>Silver:"Yes, that's a bit what I am."
>Anon:"This thing is using TAPE, man. This is like Jurassic Park"
>Anons are looking at her room in awe.
>Nymous:"So; what tools are you using?"
>Silver:"A keyboard and this terminal."
>Anons are looking at eachother
>Silver:"...What?"
>>25556976
The whore you call mommy, for not aborting you was a mistake.
>>25557021
>>25556858
>"Yeah, just sign here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here..."
"Dude, the whole fucking page is one big line, I get it."
>Anon signs the line 3 with his 22-character signature
>Anonymous notices it while taking the page
>"Nicely memed."
"Alright, what did I just sign?"
>That Stolichnaya hit him hard
>He almost felt like something was happening to his body
>"That was..."
>Anon didn't listen, his head was slowly burning
>Exploding
>What the fudge is happening?
>He grabs his face, screaming
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE SHIT YOU GAVE ME?!"
Alright, writefags gotta sleep too.
GN or whatever it is for ya
O shit, I thought this thread was going to 404 then come back to find all this green! You know how to warm an old kekers heart.
>>25557122
Ca-can he even see out of that mask?
>>25554473
>Big Anonymous Boss V Punished Anon: An fallen hero
>>25558226
Les fagots Terribles
Bump for healthy dosage of greens
>>25558226
>Hiro was M00t all along
>>25554473
>>25557122
I even wonder how it manages to move on its own, on metric-range distance.
>>25558292
Remarque ça ferait un super nom pour un groupe de ska-punk
>>25559235
I'm on it, and try to imagine a situation that doesn't fucks up like the G4.0 - 4.5 transition that's waiting for us this weekend. but right now I have to gather jew golds
>>25556916
>le habbening
>>25557014
>Anon:"Is it even networked?"
>Silver:"I can connect it to a VHF radio transciever, I could send a one-megabyte file per day with that! Phone is expensive and easy to track back and I doubt they put the same defense networks on phone lines. Logic."
>Anon stares at the filly
>Nymous puts back his mask just to hide his desgruntled face
>Anon:"That thing you call a computer is what us humans had in the 1960-70s, I expected you to have like, a decent hacking rig with a couple of parallel xeons and a room full of thinkpads on Gentoo, you know! Something full of magic!"
>Silverspoon:"That's MY computer, and I think it's about how you use it, not the megabytes of information I could store on tape reels or the hundreds and hundreds of kilobytes of RAM in the processing units. Now if you think we cannot hack into the enemy's strategic defense systems with this, you don't deserve your name of hacker. Because that's all we have in Equestria"
>Nymous:"Literally... Hacking the Hibson with a Gameboy, I only know a human who could do this."
>Twi:"Really?"
>Anon:"Richard Stallman"
>Twi:"We can't bring anyone else here."
>Silver is waving her hoof
>Silver:"Ooh! Ooh! I know a real good hacker in Manehattan, he's anonymous too, and goes by the nickname Mr. Pony. I'm going to open a telnet session and contact him"
>she's punching the keyboard with her hooves.
>myself I wonder how she manages to type so fast on such a small thing
>on the screen, the famous Mr. Pony replies
SIL] you here?
MR.P0N1] hello friend!
SIL] I think we'd need your assistance, it's a crisis situation actually and Celestia didn't inform the world yet
MR.P0N1] they never do, the world is at war for years and they act like everything is fine
MR.P0N1] but do tell
SIL ] can you come home
SIL ] we got cookies and we should work on something, Twilight and a few griends here got an idea
MR.P0N1] kay
MR.P0N1] wait
SIL ] if you want to
MR.P0N1] i need to get some meds before k?
>"Whew, Anon. That's a lot of stuff. How did you get all your belonging from Earth?"
"Huh?"
>You glance round at the purple alicorn.
"Oh, you be surprised how far Fedex can deliver now."
>"..And you say it's impossible for you to go back?"
"The worm hole is a 'one-way-ticket' deal."
>You look out the window to see the delivery man cry on the floor out side.
"You'll get used to it buddy!"
>You yell out of the window, immediately closing it to block out his sobs.
>Poor guy. Then again its his fault for having a job.
>"I think we should see if he's-"
"He's fine Twilight, uh... humans tend to cry after being warped through a worm hole."
>"I think anyp-"
>You cut her off again.
"He crying with happiness for leaving Earth."
>"Is...is Earth that bad."
"Yes...Now help me with these boxes."
>You and Twilight unpack the boxes of your old shit.
>Personally, you didn't have much.
>Mostly computer parts, and game consoles.
>Map of the Library of Alexandria
>Philosophers stone.
>Queen of England's royal jewels.
>The gun that killed JFK.
>Man, that was some crazy night when you acquired those.
>"Oops..."
>You snap back to Twilight after hear a couple of boxes fall.
>You notice Twilight looking at the floor.
>"What's this Anon?"
>You look down to find the past staring back at you with a crafty smirk.
>"Anon?."
>Chanology...
>OpWestbro...
>Oppaypack...
>The moralfaggotry
>The lulz
>The Ion cannon...
>The hivemind
>It's coming all back to you.
>"Anon? are you ok?"
"Yeah, it's just a ide-.. a mask."
bump
i'm interested
>Anonymous the group tries to overthrow Celestia 'cuz they need a "Tyrant" in order to have a reason to be.
>Anonymous the guy don't like that shit 'cuz Celestia knows how to kek, a rare thing in pone land.
>Anonymous keks Anonymous, saving the day.
>The end
Lik if yu cry evr tim
>>25561779
Only way to do it without being a faggot *ahem* DT *ahem*
>maskanon
>implying you actually care that much about the world around you that you want to make a difference in a collective group
>you don't, you just want the unsolicited attention but are too afraid to do it as someone who is willing to take the consequences, IE yourself.
>take off the mask and see how you stand
>they're all pussies
And that's why green is better
>>25554473
>be anon
>enjoying another day in glorious ponyworld
>"anon! we need your help!"
>there goes your peaceful day
"what's happening twilight?"
>"there's something in the plaza, you need to see it!"
"okay, i wanted some cookies in SCC anyway"
>twilight takes you to downtown
>but you never expected to see this in this universe
>9 humans, dressed in black suits and masks
>anonymous
"twilight, stand back"
>"but anon..."
"i said stay! this is serious"
>the pony just nods
>you go to meet these oldfags
>>25563899
"ummm.... hello?"
>all the 9 humans looks at you
"oh. hi, i'm anon-"
>all talk in unison
>"we know you, anon. yes, anon, you don't deserve to be call anonymous"
"only because i don't jump in a bandwagon doesn't mean i'm a fag"
>they keep quiet
"whatever, why are you here?"
>*all* " we actually want your help to go back to earth"
"no"
>they start to talk between each other
>one comes close
>"anon, you will help us. your cooperation doesn't need to be consensual"
"i won't go back to earth"
>they talk between each other again
>once again, only one comes close
>"we agree. you'll help us, and you will stay"
"well, good fucking luck. i tried that some years ago, it won't be different for you"
>they are just looking at you
"if that's enough, i need to go to sugarcube corner"
>you give one step, but all of them blocks your path
"move"
>"anon, explain why you tried and fail to go back to earth"
"well, the method i use was..... extreme, but it work. a couple of years ago i asked discord to open a dimmension to my home, but in the moment i step in there, i almost.... dissapered. i don't exist there anymore"
>they open your path, and start talking between themselves
>you leave them alone
>>25563978
>you enter to SCC, and pinkie goes to welcome you as always
>"hiya nonny, meet your friends?"
"ponko, they are not my friends"
>"but they are dressed like you when you came here for the first time"
"they are..... different"
>"like, aliens?"
"no"
>"monsters?"
"no"
>"*gasp*! like vampires or werewolfs from the tales you said"
"those are monsters as well, ponko"
>"then why are they different?"
"because they only work together. i can do almost anything by myself, but they can do anything just by working together. and i mean, everything"
>"then.... they are good, ain't it? they are friends, and they work together"
"i'm no sure about friendship, but i wouldn't count of beign good"
>"but you said...."
"anything, as long as they care. they will only work for themselves, and no one else, unless they care about your problem"
>"oh..."
"anyway, can you give me a dozen of cupcakes?"
>"sure thing!"
>she takes a box from her hair
>>25564050
>you go outside, and see how they are still talking between them
>better ends this before it gets out of control
"yo, what's cracking?"
>one comes closer
>"anon, we need to know where is this.... discord"
"in flutterbutt's"
>they keep quiet
"... not a fan of the show, isn't it?"
>"we used to troll bronies like you before you got your shitty board"
"fair enough. while we walk i explain the season in which you are"
>you guide them to flutter's house
>along the way, you tell them how you had to survive the 5 seasons of events this series had
>was pretty much mlp with a human
".... and just like that, rara sang in front of the audience"
>*all* "thanks for your explanation anon"
"yeah. we are here"
>fluttershy's house is as green as always
>yellow is feeding the chickens
"hey, pink extentions"
>she hides
>"a-anon, i told you i don't like you call me that way"
"yeah, where's the dragon?"
>"discord? he is finishing to fix the fence"
"great. guys, let's go"
>"guys? oh sorry. hello, anon's f-"
>she frezzes when she watch all 9 guys following you
> *all* "hello, miss fluttershy"
>they follow you
>now in the fence, you see a bunch of mini-discords passing the woods, nails, and stuff
"hey, crazy lizard"
>"anon, how good to see you"
>he saw all 9 people
>"who are the gentlemans?"
"anonymous"
>"i though that was your name. did you use the pool again?"
"i wish, but no. can you help them go back to earth?"
>"i don't know. you can... sugarcoat me?"
>damn, he smelled the cupcakes
"5/7"
>"9/3"
"6/6"
>"8/4"
"deal"
>"alright. *to anonymous* well people, where to?"
>he grabs the air like it was some kind of door
> *all* "United States of America, the earth"
>"perfect"
>he opens the portal
>all of them go inside
>"well, if i'm not-"
"wait"
>"what?"
"i said wait. they'll comeback"
>"anon, you know this "trick requires a lot of energy, right?"
>as he finished, only one manage to comeback
"as expected"
>>"oh god! they.... they..."
>the portal closes
>you pat him in the back
>>25564423
"so..... how happened?"
>he looks at you
"mine was a nice drink of bleach, with a gun pointing to my skull. what were yours?"
>"...... it was a suicide pact"
"life was to much, isn't it?"
>he nods
".... they dissapeared?"
>"....yes. they wanted to see where we land, but i was more slower. when i opened my eyes, my hand was gone"
"so you remember what i said?"
>".... yes"
"they lose their body as well?"
>"some lose their feet, other the legs. i was lucky i guess"
"........ okay...... welcome to equestria"
>when you are about to grab your box of cupcakes, you see how discord eat all of them
>"i'm sorry anon, but this are just delicious. tell pinkie i love her baking"
"whatever"
>you leave the place
>>25564528
next day
"..... why are you in my house?"
>"well..... my comrades have fallen, and you are the only guy from 4chan so far, so i though"
"go away. i live alone"
>he drops a bag of bits
>"a lot of ponies helped me yesterday when i told them what happened. i pay the rent"
>you look at the bag
"hope you bring a toothbrush"
>"thanks"
>>25561339
>We go to manehattan
>Meet Mr. Poni.
>He's a very shady horse, and actually insanely autistic
>his hooves are shaking as he's rolling himself a joing, talking to himself
>Mr. Pony."What's the deal then? If we need to attack the Corporate State Federation we'll need a backup"
>SS:"Was thinking of contacting the Dragon Army, some of these creatures know how to fuck things up and they have a plan. I've contacted them, in fact we're ready"
>Mr. Pony nods, staring at his screen eyes wide open "okay. My dealer's dead. D'you ponies know whee to get something solid?"
"there's a zebra in the everfree dealing all kind of substances..."
>Twilight:"Do you think it's time to get high? Come on let's go, pick what you need we're going back in Ponyville. The last thing we want to happen is their secret services to know what we're planning"
>Mr Pony:"I know who you're talking about, they're after me too."
>Anon:"I don't see nobody mate."
>Mr Pony:"I need my fix"
>Anon:"If I were you I'd rather calm down with this shit, looks like you need to quit."
>moments later
>We're standing in the middle of the woods
>Mr Pony completely lost it, rolling on the floor
"Mr Pony? Hello?"
>he's moaning
>Nymous:"MY WEED! He... He ate all of my fucking weed! Motherfucker!"
>Mr. Pony:"hmrrrr..."
>Anon:"He mouth the weeds"
>Twilight:"This might... no, this has to be the most desolating thing I've seen right after the day my library caught fire."
>Silverspoon:"I'm bringing back the car."
>>25567157
>he mouth the weeds
damn i laugh
Bimp
>>25559946
>pic
holy fucking shit, i lost my sides
>>25567157
Kek
