>wake up to the sound of cars screeching
>hear a loud smashing sound in your lawn
>spring out of bed and run down the stairs
>feels like theres more steps than usual
>throw open the door
>a red minivan had crashed into the tree in your front yard
>a boy in a beanie with brownish red hair lies on the yard, bleeding profusely
>you recognized him as one of your fellow students
>theres various bloody footprints around the scene
>you promptly call 911 before freaking out
>your weekend had gone relatively well
>masturbation, shitposting
>car crash in the front lawn
>you see a heavily bandaged peer being coddled by women
>you silently curse the gods for not giving you a life threatening accident that would grant you pussy points
>well, you did get hurt too
>you must've gotten hit by a piece of shrapnel
>you had a pretty nasty stab wound, but the paramedics patched that right up
>apparently a lot of people have had somewhat similar wounds, all in different circumstances of course
>you hear the clacking of heels coming towards you and turn to the offender, a white chick with curled purple hair
>"My my my is this the gentleman who saved poor Norman's life?"
>oh shit a cute girl is actually talking to you
>her hair probably smells really nice
>or rather, ANYONE is talking to you
"Haha yeah that'd be me,"
>play it cool, dont brag and come across as a douche
"No big deal yknow, anyone would have done it right?"
>you give her a cheeky grin
>"Oh. Well perhaps it really wasn't as brave of an action as i initially thought. Hmm."
>she turns around and walks off, back towards Norman's pussy party
"God damn it Anon."
>you decide to go to the mall after school
>your heads been pounding pretty hard, you decide to go to the food court for a slushy
>ugh your head feels like complete garbage
>somewhat irritated by the pulsing pain, as you're about to order from the pimply pubescent behind the counter, you're pushed out of the way
>whatever, you don't want to fuck with this guy right now, your head hurts to much
>a middle aged lady does something similar to you
>as does a small child
> and a gaggle of middle school girls
>why are they all ignoring you?!
>you grunt in frustration before you're knocked onto the floor by an obese man
>the final straw that breaks the camels back
"WHAT THE HELL ASSHOLE!"
>you get up to kick the shit out of tubby before you notice tubby turned around to a rather muscled biker
>"What do you want, prick."
>"Didn't you just scream at me?"
>"That was you retard."
>"No, you!"
>fatty and harley davidson begin brawling in the middle of the food court
>you get up and go to dust off your dress pants before you notice you can't see them
>or your legs or arms
>oh god you died didn't you
>you look around rabidly for your fallen corpse before realizing you must be invisible
>...
>you can feel the applause of every man on earth
>you sit in wait in a girl's bathroom stall, crouched on top of the toilet
>you're throbbing hard thinking about it
>a cute girl walks into the stall and sits down, evacuating her anal passage
>you quickly deflate the sound and smell hit you
>you silently sob as you wait for it to be over
bizarre
>>27896026
Interesting. Please continue.
>>27896026
So basically a guy got stabbed, and attained the power of Actung Baby, went to the mall and realized he can become invisible.
>>27896026
>>27895908
>Anon gets hit by stand arrow
>His stands power is to be invisible
What a fucking useless power for a stand to have.
>>27896290
>comparing Actung Baby to Overpowered:The Stand
Not fair man
>after your horrifying bathroom experience you wonder around the mall
>oh god what if you never become visible again?!
>you begin panicking intensely before bumping into a familiar face
>you collide forehead and you fall to the ground
>you and the girl both get up
>she looks directly at you in confusion, before reaching into her purse
>she pulls out a compact full of powder concealer
>her concealer must have rubbed off on your forehead!
>you're saved!
>she pats your face down with the powder
>"..."
>"Anon?"
>your surprise appears to knock you out of your invisible state, thankfully there were no onlookers
>you're left with poorly matched concealer on your face of shock
>"Anon... what is that behind you?"
>a muscled man covered in flowing rags, his face wrapped with bandages floats behind you
>you promptly freak the fuck out
>you get a couple weird stares before the girl pulls you into a mostly empty store
>"Oh dear... it appears noone else can see it darling"
>you flicker in and out of visibility in your stressed state
>as does the monster
>you move your arm out to touch it and it mirrors this action
>"I believe we may have a similar problem."
>a strange goblin like creature made of gems sits upon her shoulder
>after another brief introduction, the two of you sit in silence
"So, Rarity. When'd you get your power?"
>"It must have been a week ago. I was struck in the thigh by a strange projectile and promptly passed out. When I awake I was bleeding out, the ground was crystals around me, and I had no memory of what happened. It appears this... creature makes whatever I strike turn into gems if I will it."
>from what you know about her, that seems like an extremely cliche power
>deliciously cliche
"I guess mine just lets me turn invisible? I can't really control it though"
>"Perhaps it will come with time? I don't know. This whole things is just so... bizarre."
>>27896290
>>27896338
I'm loving the spectrum of responses about his stand here.
>>27896406
>this whole thing is just so... bizzare.
ROLL THE OPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNQ-Qi7pBpw
>>27896445
>not posting superior opening
https://youtu.be/D2L4r0Aelvg
>>27896406
Also you, I already like this, please continue
>>27896560
Whoops meant this link: https://youtu.be/bXIHnQ086lA
>>27896560
>opening
That's not an opening you mong, Now if we're talking openings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1OpA4qeIzI
>>27896445
>>27896560
>>27896577
>>27896586
>Not even posting the best opening in the entire series
I'm disappointed in you, /mlp/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnGVnVPYG0Y
Will continue tomorrow night. Have art work to do all day
>>27896406
Raritys stand should be called 「DIAMOND DOG」
Bumpu
>>27895908
Bump
>>27896406
You have my attention
>>27896406
>bleeding from the arrow
Retards don't understand the arrow
It doesn't inflict an actual wound unless you don't have the stand potential
>inb4 koichi
Josuke had to heal him, otherwise he would have died
His stand was an egg because he had a tiny bit of potential, he grew his stand out because of josuke jotaro okuyasu etc all rubbing off on him and him growing as a person
DO FUCKING NOT TRY MIX MLP AND JOJO
>>27899818
Nothing is scared here. Enjoy your JoJo Mlp cross-over.
Boop
>>27896625
is good but not the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gJIdq9syn0
How can other Animes even competeI want a jojo reference in the new EqG film maybe a pose or Rarity having a jojo themed dress?
Boop
should we create /mlp/ bizarre adventure?.
/co/ is already on their part 6.
>>27900904
>pic
kek
>>27901621
Rarity thats not how you eat spaghetti
Who is everyones favourite Jojo, Jojolion has really been growing on me recently...
Boop
