Anonymous, your behavior is intolerable! I know that when you had just arrived I told you that you can feel yourself at home, but you do not do your home world any fame! Equestria, on other hand, is a land of friendship and kindness, not mean spirit and petty insults.
During the short duration of your stay you managed to make yourself as unwelcoming as possible, some ponies can’t even be cheered up by Pinkie Pie after what you told them! Now, I’m –suggesting– you go out there and tell everypony something nice, something that you like about them or I’ll have to banish you.Say something good about your most disliked character.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25560864
i suppose spike does have his uses as a magic fax machine.
or at least used to
>"Twi, you're smart or something"
>"Ponk, you may be annoying, but that's not horrible I guess"
>"Fluttershy, you won't answer anything I say but you give bomb ass hand jobs."
>"Rarity, you're tight but so is your poon"
>"RD, your piece of shit, but you're a fast piece of shit."
>"Spike, you may occasionally feel like equestria would be better without you, but you're wrong, it'd be exactly the same, you don't matter."
I don't have a most disliked character. They're all adorable ponies
>>25560947
>hand jobs
>HAND JOBS
>>25560864
She can be cute, I guess.
I GUESS.
This compliment applies to all shit-tier ponies, barring Vinyl Scratch.
>>25560984
FUCK YOUR SHIT, ANTHRO DISTRACTS ME FROM THE FACT THAT I WANNA FUCK A HORSE
>>25560987
Say something nice about Vinyl Scratch.
>>25561022
I actually have to think about this.
Can I just send her a card with a thumbs up crudely drawn on the inside?
>>25561058
Anon.
>>25561064
She doesn't have an annoying voice?
