>"Anon, there is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty. How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard?"
>>25489592
Pretty good actually.
>>25489592
How does it feel knowing your vagina is a graveyard?
>>25489592
>anon lets out a large burp before wiping his Cheeto covered hands on Celestias couch
"im sorry i didnt hear you over the sound of this faggot getting owned!"
>"anon i am talking to you!"
"quiet bitch im pwning newbs!"
>from upstairs a voice can be heard
>"WHATS TRICKERY IS THOU USING!? MY CONNECTION IS OF DELAY!"
>anon proceeds to t-bag the corpse of a pony on screen
>"THATS MOST PROVOCATIVE AND INFURIATING!"
>Celestia shakes her head and walks outside
>just as anon is about to win the game a bright light shines in the windows of the castle
>both anon and the voice from above let out a shrill cry of fear from the unknown light and scurry away in fear.
>"everyone in this castle is crazy.."
>>25489592
But brah, the chicken has totally like, melded with my spirit. Me and that chicken are like, bros now. It's like I'm one with nature, and nature's like, one with me, and shit. It's beautiful. This sweet and savory chicken is fuckin beautiful, man. You should have some. Then we'd both have the same chicken inside us, Celestia-dude. And we'd be, like, chicken brothers or some shit. Fuck man, this is blowing my mind.
I'm on /mlp/, Arseflare. My brain is a fetid graveyard filled with dead memes and jokes that idiots took seriously. There is nothing in my entire being that is not dead and has not been rottimg for at least a five years, this tired ass prompt especially. At least the chicken festering in my bowels is still fresh enough to stink like flesh, this shitsmeared monkey hovel has passed on to smelling like pure death and dust.
>>25489592
It's sweet and savory i'd say.
>>25489592
>shoves KFC chicken sandwich in her mouth and runs away
>>25489592
That's the most metal thing i have heard my whole life.
High five!
Stop killing trees, idiot
>>25489611
Don't talk about Faust like that.
>>25489592
Nature's a bitch, innit? You should probably go have an episode with Fluttershy or something. Get that blood pressure down, knowm'sayin?
>>25489592
Ah, so you already knowwhere Scootaloo parents are
>>25489894
>"...Douchebeg."
>>25489592
Its not sweet or savory, its sweet and sour
>>25489671
>>25489611
[] Princess Get-rekt-ia
[] Princess Depressia
[] Princess Dissed-lestia
[] Prince-less Celestia
[] Butthurt of a Thousand Blinding Suns
[] Can't Raise the Son
[] Sperm-Fried
[] Oven Ovaries
[] Vulcan Vulva
[] Black Hole Sun
>>25490301
Check all that apply.Thought the check marks would show...
>>25490301
>[X] Princess Get-rekt-ia
>[X] Princess Depressia
>[X] Princess Dissed-lestia
>[X] Prince-less Celestia
>[X] Butthurt of a Thousand Blinding Suns
>[X] Can't Raise the Son
>[X] Sperm-Fried
>[X] Oven Ovaries
>[X] Vulcan Vulva
>[X] Black Hole Sun
>>25490320
>but-he-keeps-on-forgetting.gif
>>25490404
>>25489640
Kek
>>25489799
Clestia:Interdimensional hypocrite
>>25490111
Fluttershy understands the circle of life
>>25490139
>Not kung pao
... I mean, I'll still eat it, but...
>>25490133
for once carlos, you didn't fuck up; made me kek
METAL
>>25489592
I don't see you lining up to provide delicious, nourishing milk, so I guess I'm going to have to keep eating animals.
I haven't eaten any meat since I got here. Like, a solid half of the animals here are obviously sapient and capable of speech and shit. I saw a mother fucking fish stick it's head out of the water and wave at someone. It's pretty clear that no animal here is safe to eat for people who would like to remain non-cannibals.
>>25489592
Well, if it comes to this: plants are alive too.
And they feel too.
http://www.smithsonianchannel.com/videos/do-plants-respond-to-pain/12151
>>25489592
How does it feel knowing your stomach is a composter?
>>25489592
Full
Pretty good, but now I wonder what horse tastes like.
>>25489592
Indeed it is, my stomach shall not allow impure food. Ashes are in my food as to prevent pleasure.
I have made a vow before man and god that i shall remain pure and untainted. My pleasure will come from protecting the weak and defeating my enemies, but i am touched by your kindness comment.
And since i'm away from home, i pledge myself to your service as a proof of my devotion, at least 100 mudslime will be purified with the holy fire in your name, before myself and god i am bound to do this act.
As i believe was his plan from the beginning, Ave Maria, Deus vult
>>25492035
Deus vult!
>>25492035
>>25492039
DEUS VULT!
>>25492035
>>25492039
>>25492042
DEUS VULT
>>25489592
Feels metal as fuck desu senpai
>>25492035
Yes, and thank you.
Now can you help out and get rid of the mudslime heathens invading Europe?
>>25492035
What a queer.
>>25489611
Rekt
>>25489592
Would you prefer for me to just kill them, and not eat them?
>there is nothing sweet or savory
Spices can fix that, though I prefer the delicious taste that not adding them gives.
And deepfrying can make anything delicious.
>>25489592
The fuck is with your kingdom? The fuck is with this planet? Do you not have bears?
>"Well, yes."
Yes, I've even seen Fluttershy with one, you know they eat fish right? In fact many other animals eat other animals, Chickens are on that list many times over.
>"They're animals Anonymous, we are ponies, who are civil."
If I'm not mistaken.... that's racist
>>25489592
>Chamot's stomach is not a graveyard. It's a swamp!
>All of the things Chamot has eaten live happily there.
>Would you like to see?
>>25489592
It feels incrediblybrutalandmetal.
>>25490666
Nice satanic trips.
>>25490301
Prince-less Celestia
Best
