How did the last thread die?
Part 1: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27066901/#27072670
Part 2: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27091175/#27092369
Part 3: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27366220/#27371493
Part 4: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27449343/#27449343
Part 5: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27535121
As always I am open to suggestions.
>>27590888
Huh... the thread got trips... Eh probably isn't important.
>>27572985
>Something seems off.
>Mom wouldn't just use the window for no reason.
>Maybe you should follow her.
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You continue reading your comics for a while.
>But then you hear a knock on your door.
>It could be one of three ponies.
>Starburst
>Flurry
>Or Moon Dancer.
>Either way they are all welcomed.
"Come in."
>You invited.
>Coming in from the door is someone you least suspected.
>It's your mom.
>"Hello Nighty."
"Hey mom. How did your friendship mission go?"
>"Smooth as always. How about your date, how did it go?"
"OK...."
>"OK?"
"I don't know..... She just feels like she was... she was like.... too much like you."
>"Too much like me?"
"Yeah.... Although it was only in a few occasions."
>>27591131
>"In what occasions?"
"When she scolded me and when we were talking about Starswirl. I don't know why... but it felt like I was really just talking to you the entire time."
>"I... I see."
"Not to mention she left out of nowhere as well."
>"I-I'm pretty sure she had a good reason."
"Also she doesn't seem to be here."
>"Uh.. She's probably asleep in Moon Dancer's room. She must not be used to the time zones here."
"You sure."
>"Yes... so it's best we don't disturb her."
"OK....."
>"But I will talk to Moon Dancer about her leaving you alone in Sweet Apple Acres. She should have at the very least said goodbye."
"Thanks mom."
>"You're Welcome. Now if you don't mind I have to fix dinner."
"What are we having"
>".....Leftovers... lots and lots of leftovers."
"Going to to try and figure out how to turn them all into something good?"
>"Key word being try."
"All I have to say is good luck."
>"Thanks Nighty."
>She gives you a hug before leaving your room.
>Leaving you alone to read your sci-fi comics.
>Be Twilight
>Alright!
>You seemed to have a good story so far.
>Maybe you can get away with this.
>"There's nopony inside Moon Dancer's room mom."
"Of curse there isn't Star....burst........ oh no."
>>27591295
Yay, you're back!
WIP
>>27591652
Ooooh is that Flurry doing practice run of the book-jumping spell?
Somehow someone else made another thread similar to this one.
>>27591652
He is going to grow up to be a complete weirdo.
>>27591131
I wonder if she has a special spell to confuse Starburst, maybe an illusion or she is using Flurry's Shadow Clone jutsu.
>>27591295
>"Mom...", Starburst began, "What's really going on here?"
>You were nervous.
>You were caught in your lie.
>There's nothing you could do!
>Well you could tell her the truth.
>Maybe she'll take it well.
>And not tell her brother what's actually going on.....
>Or maybe she'll turn on you and tell both Nighty and Flash what you've been up to.
>Then they'll take it the wrong way and they'll think you're this disgusting mare an-
>"Oh hi Mrs. Sparkle!"
"Hi Dawn"
>And then Flash will file a divorce an-
...
...
...
>Wait....
>What the fuck!?
>Radiant Dawn is here?
>How?
>You're Radiant Dawn!!
>What do you do?
...
...
...
>Roll with it.
"Dawn... there you are! I thought you said you were going to bed?"
>"I was.", Dawn said, "But my heart was aching when I realized that I left him there all by himself."
>"So you're going to apologize to him?", Starburst asked.
>"It would be the most polite thing to do.", Dawn responded.
"Great! That's great!! I'm sure he'll forgive you!!"
>"I'm sure he will too, Mrs. Sparkle. Well I'm off to see him now. Bye!"
>And with that, the young doppelganger left.
>Leaving you confused on who she really is.
>Starburst then backed off a bit.
>She looked a bit embarrassed.
>"Ummm..... Sorry mom.", Star apologized.
"No... I was sounding kinda suspicious."
...
...
...
"I'll go cook supper."
>"I'll look forward to it."
>Both of you then leave awkwardly.
>Star goes to her room and you go to the kitchen.
>>27591652
What's happening in that other page?
I see a bunny suit and pink hair.... Flutters?
>>27592118
>As you arrive in the kitchen one question then came to mind.
>Who's Radiant Dawn now.
>Be Radiant Dawn.
>Actually you're not Radiant Dawn.
>You're actually Flurry Heart.
>You enter Nighty's room.
>You spot Nighty reading comics.
>Fucking nerd.
>Manega is better.
>Anyways...
>Better go talk to him.
"Hey Nighty."
>Nighty then looked at you.
>"Oh hey Dawn! I thought you went to sl-"
>You then kiss Nighty.
>You don't know how long it lasted.
>But it felt like forever.
>You then break away.
>Nighty then looks at you.
>He's blushing very hard.
>You then give a small smile.
"I'll give you more on our next date."
>You said with a sense of want.
>You then leave the room.
>Be Night Light Jr.
...
...
...
...
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!
>>27592336
>>27592143
Magical girl.
>>27591652
Nigga check those legs kek
>>27592336
>Wasn't Dawn against the idea of you doing this kind of stuff?
>Is it heat season already?
>And no you're not talking Summer.
>You're talking about when mares want a stallion's cock inside them.
>If that's the case though...
>You're basically the stallion in a house full of mares.
>In a village where most of the town consists of mares.
>Ruled by mares.
...
...
...
>FUCK!!!
>Why didn't you go with your dad?!
>Maybe you would've had a chance of not getting raped.
>But no!!!
>You wanted to try a blind date!
>Well this is great!!
>How are you going to get out of this?!
...
...
...
>Wait... why are you complaining?
>Should you be complaining?
>Is this a good situation for you or a bad situation?
>Maybe you should ask your mom about this.
>Speaking of her.
>"Nighty!! Supper's done!!"
"OK Mom!!!"
>>27591940
And she spawns a harem of hot stallions to infuriate Flurry.
>>27592616
>Well dinner was kinda fun tonight.
>It was a mixture of several leftovers made into one soup.
>Needless to say.
>It tasted awkward.
>You noticed everyone at the table.
>There's your mom.
>Starburst.
>Moon Dancer.
>Flurry.
>But Dawn is missing.
>You know she's probably asleep, but did she really went to bed without dinner?
>There was also the fact that you wanted to talk to your mom about the heat situation.
>But again it's a table full of mares.
>So that will be even more awkward.
>Either way.
You should probably enjoy supper.
>Nothing says tasty like Springroll soup.
>It can't be that bad.
...
...
...
>Well your stomach is hurting.
>You question if your mom knew what she was doing?
>Probably not.
>Either way your stomach is hurting a lot.
>Wonder how everyone else is feeling?
>Probably better?
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You had no idea what you were doing when you decided to mash all the leftovers to one big soup.
>You should have made it a salad instead.
>Now because of your mistake.
>You're stomach hurts a lot.
>Too much grease.
>You should have let Flurry attempt to do something with it.
>Then again she only seems to cook when she's frustrated.
>So she probably wouldn't have do it.
>Anyways, you should try to get some sleep.
>Be Moon Dancer.
>You curse Flurry's name.
>Mostly because you know for a fact this is somehow your fault that your stomach is hurting!
>She always makes her food so greasy!
>Tonight's going to be a rough night.
>Be Flurry.
>You toss and turn to calm your upset stomach.
>It's official.
>Your aunt can't cook!
>You try to talk to Star about this situation.
"Hey Star... my stomach hurts..."
>"Why do you say that?"
"It's feels like it's bloating and burning inside me."
>"Huh? What do you think caused it?"
"The food maybe?"
>"The food? Why do you say that?"
"Well it didn't start earlier before that!"
>"I don't know what you're saying, my stomach is fine."
"Wait! You actually liked that cooking?!"
>>27592785
Wow you are adding a lot tonight!
>>27592336
Flurry and Nighty have such a fun dynamic.
>>27592336
Woah damn!
>>27592785
>"My mom and I may not see eye to eye, but that doesn't mean I can't love her cooking."
>You were about to daw at the moment.
>But then you remembered your stomach hurts like hell!
"Well it's really hurting mine Star!!"
>"Watch some anime. Maybe it'll help you sleep better."
"I guess you're right... Wonder what's on right now."
>You then put on your portable tv.
>You hear the announcer to the station.
>"You're watching Dragon Ball, next it's Dragon Ball Z, followed by Dragon Ball GT."
>You groan.
>You've already seen all of those!
"I kinda wish they had better shows on at the moment!"
>"Well if nothing's good on there, maybe you should try another station."
"Fine."
>You turn the knobs to try and find something good.
>You find another station.
>Seems a show just started.
>"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku the shape shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me."
>Sword sound!
>Sword sound!
>Sword sound!
>"Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!"
...
...
...
>You came as you saw that intro!
>Such badassery!
>Such awesome artwork!
>It reminds you so much of Rupony Kenshin.
>Except this is in the future and the villain is a literal demon.
>You continue to watch this series.
>Maybe something good will come out of it.On a side note this is mostly the main reason why I barely worked on this yesterday. I've been binge watching this since yesterday.
>>27592797
Consider it an I'm sorry gift.
>>27592976
You write comedy so well.
>>27592993
>>27592336
How did they have the same voice though? Didn't Twi practice for awhile? Or was Nighty
just stunned from that great make-out session?
>>27593025
Flurry probably has more practice with voice matching or can work it into the spell.
Well I might as well get some sleep now.
See ya tomorrow.
Night and Dawn
>>27593008
How so?
This guy is just using pop-cultural references and borrowed OCs to make this story.
It's sttill good, but I wouldn't consider it good comedy.
>>27594679
That's your opinion good sir.
Bamp!!
>>27594679
He just writes comedy. That's it fool.
Super Bump!
He better not be watching that Samurai Jack and forget about us!!
Don't leave us!!
>>27596737
I'm not.
>>27592976
>8 hours later.
>You continue to watch the series.
>Sure you could have slept but this show was addicting.
>Although you were suppose to do something today... what was it?
>Eh, you'll figure it out later.
>Be Night Light Jr.
>After getting out of bed you then start your mission.
>You grab a shovel.
>Go to the basement.
>It's time to start digging.
>You gotta prepare for the worst.
>So you're going to build yourself a bunker!
>You then try to start digging.
>Clank.
>Clank.
>Clank.
...
...
...
>You forgot the floor was made of crystals, and not wood.
>Which you're going to have to find a pick ax.
>You then head to the shed.
>You then go back out of the basement.
>You pass your mom on the way to the shed.
>She tries to get some conversation.
>"Hey Nighty! What are you up to?"
"Do you know where the pick ax is?"
>"Left corner of the tool area."
"Thanks mom."
>You said as you left
>"No problem Nighty."
...
...
...
>"Wait! Nighty why do you need a pick ax?"
>>27597412
>Well after you were told to go the living room to explain your motives to her.
>"You're wanting to dig up the floor to the basement to create a bunker?"
"Y-yes."
>"Nighty... why do you think you need bunker?"
"It's near heat season right?"
>"Nighty it's been summer for about-"
"Not that kind of heat...."
>"What else is there, there's only that.... oh..... you mean a mare's estrus."
"Please don't say it like that."
>"What? I'm just using the scientific term."
"Yeah... but it's still awkward."
>"Nighty it's just a mare going through a reproductive cycle making it possible for her to get pregnant."
"I know what it is mom... you, dad, and I had this talk already."
>"Then what seems to be the problem?"
"Let's see... Oh yeah! I'm the only pony within this household right now that currently has a penis."
>"And you're point is?"
"In a castle filled with 4 mares, in a city mostly consisting of mares."
>"Oh.... I see what you're saying now. But Nighty I don't think any pony here is going to want to use you for this sort of thing. I mean we can be desperate, but I don't think any mare in this town is that desperate. Although there is Flurry..."
"I still don't want to take that chance though."
>Your mother could tell you were somewhat worried about this.
>She did see most of your points.
>But was there anything she could do about it?
>"Hmm.... I have no idea on what to tell you."
"R-really? No words of wisdom?"
>"Nope, none at all. Unless you can find a way to seclude yourself."
...
...
...
"Maybe there is!!"
>"Huh?"
"Mom! Can I stay at the castle of the two sisters while that happens?"
>"..... no."
"What?"
>"That place can be dangerous Nighty, and I would rather you not get injured there at all."
"Please!! It'll only just be for a week!"
>"..... Alright... but pack a lot of water, bread, and peanut butter. I want to know you at least have something to eat and drink."
"Yes ma'me."
>"And I want you to stay in the library, don't go anywhere else."
"Alright."
>>27597620
>"And please try not to break anything."
"Come on mom! You I don't break anything."
>"I know... I just want you to be safe."
"So... when does this process start again?"
>"I don't know..."
"What do you mean you don't know?"
>"Just sort of happens."
"So this could literally happen without warning?"
>"Well when you put it that way.... yes."
"Dammitt!"
>"Language Nighty!"
"Sorry mom..."
>"Anyways if I were to see any signs I would be sure to inform you."
"Thanks mom."
>"In the meantime though..... Are you excited for your next date Nighty!?"
"Huh?"
>"Dawn told me she wanted to go on another date with you! What do you say Nighty?"
>Flashbacks of last night then started playing in your mind.
>Especially that one line.
>"I'll give you more on our next date."
>What exactly did she mean by that?
>Anyways you better answer now.
"Um... I think we should do it next week."
>"Next week? Why so long?"
"Well... if I tell you this you promise to keep it a secret?"
>"Sure......"
"Well...."
>You tell her what happened last night.
>How Dawn just went up to you and just decided to make out with you.
>Your mother...
>She reacted as if she didn't do it.
>Although this confuses you for a bit.
>"Umm... well... I'm going to talk to Moon Dancer about this behavior Dawn showed you last night. I'll be right back."
>And with that your mom left.
>Be Twilight Sparkles.
>MOTHER FUCKING FLURRY!!!
>WHAT THE HELL DID WE SAY TO YOU ABOUT THIS!!!
>YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORSE!!!
Going to work on this later tonight.
>>27597976
It's lovely
>>27597620
Why only pbj sandwhiches
>>27598447
Because he can't use a stove or sharp utensils
>>27597620
Nighty's robot causes damage at the Sisters' Old Castle, TS freaks out
>>27597861
Why is she upset that Flurry is making moves on Nighty? Doesn't she want to build his confidence?
KFC makes you very sleepy.
It also seems to have an affect that makes you wonder if you slept the night away.
>>27599451
Because she wanted to be the one to make out with her son. She wanted it to be perfect for his first /real/ kiss, but now she knows that she can't compete.So now Twilight and Flurry both have to make-out with each other both disguised as Dawn so Twilight can learn her moves.Hue
>>27599488
That's funny.
Um....how far is Twilight willing to go in this fake-lationship?
>>27599830
Clearly very far.
>>27597861
>Be Flurry Heart.
>You're asleep.
>You were busy binge watching a show last night.
>All night.
>You enjoy your sleep for a while.
>Nothing can ruin it.
>"FLURRY HEART!!!!!!!!!"
>You wake up!
>Your aunt sounds like she's pissed.
>What go her into a mood.
>"Flurry! Why did you make out with my son?!"
>Now you're wide awake.
"Um....... You know..... funny story."
>"I'm listening."
"But first... we should get out of here."
>"Why?"
"Mostly because my cousin, you're daughter is here."
>Your aunt then notices that your cousin is near.
>Luckily she's still asleep.
"Moon Dancer's room?"
>"Sure...."
>You both then leave for Moon Dancer's room.
>You make sure the door is closed.
>"Alright Flurry...", your aunt began, "Why did you make out with my son as Dawn?"
"Well... I thought it would be fair since you left him."
>"I thought you said you were going to apologize!?", Twilight asked.
"I did.... through a different method."
>"Sweet Celestia! Why? Just.... WHY?!?!"
"Well I thought he deserved it."
>"I'm trying to make this a mostly platonic friends relationship!"
"What's the use of being his fillyfriend if you're just going to make it platonic!?"
>"Well.... I guess have a point. But... You just went tier 15 on his flank!!"
...
...
...
"Tier 15 is sex.... Please do me a favor aunt Twi.. and never talk like that again."
>"I see your point. Just promise me you won't do this ever again."
"Fine! I promise!"
>"Good! Also you have three more days added to dish washing."
"Dammit!"
>"You got an extra day."
"Seriously?!?!"
>>27599721
is it?
>>27599966
And then she swears again.
>>27599966
>Be Moon Dancer.
>You enjoy your morning bowl of cereal.
>It's just a nice bowl of Apple Jacks.
>You continue to eat your cereal.
>You then notice Twilight's son, Night Light Jr enter the kitchen.
>You stare at him as he begins to reach for the bread.
>He looks good for his age.
>Decent figure.
>Smart.
>Obviously wants a date.
>Maybe you could convince Twi to Dawn for a bit and maybe you two could g-
>"Hey Moony!"
>Oh great... it's your "rival".
"What do you want?"
>"Listen.", Flurry began, "I know I was kinda harsh on you... but I think I am ready work with you to learn the Book Jumping spell."
"You... actually want me to teach you how to actually do this spell."
>"Well... I waited long enough... and I want to learn this spell."
"I see... Why though?"
>"W-why?", Flurry repeated nervously, "W-w-well.... Um.... personal reasons."
"... You want to fuck a manega character?"
>"...... yeah...."
"Going to be honest I never thought about doing this myself. But... I guess since it was part of the deal, I will teach you. But first... did you pass that test?"
...
...
...
>"I actually need to take that."
"Celestia Dammit Flurry!!!"
Hey do you mind if I post a pic a friend is working on tomorrow as an idea for the story?
It was going to be TS using Flurry's Shadow Clone Spell (or attempting to) to create her own harem of cute stallions.
>>27592143
That's Flurry Heart.
>>27600296
Don't mind at all.
I always like fan art.
>>27600212
Apple Jacks really? In this universe?
>>27600333
trips confirm fan art
so get drawing porn drawfags
>>27600349
Great.
>>27600465
Thanks.
>>27600349
Huh.... That's like my. Let's see hold on a second.
>>27600333
>>27590888
Huh.... After analyzing my posts I discovered that most of them are dubs or near trips.
Those two were my only two trips.... Well this is weird.
>>27600535
:3 it's because you are just heavenly
>>27600296
I really want to see that.
forgot to mention that I'm on break.
see ya tomorrow
>>27600740
Have a nice break! I have high hopes for a master piece of naughtiness and drama tomorrow :p
>>27600349
You better keep your promise good sir!!!
Complete
>>27600993
Again:CHECK THOSE LEGS.
Keep it up m8
bamp
tfw
>>27600212
So is Moon Dancer a confirmed shotacon?
>>27602662
Nah...
>>27602662
She only wants his dick because he came out of Twilight.
>>27603668
This
>>27603668
o in a way, she still fucking Twilight.
>>27600296
Done, hopefully this can be worked into the story somehow.
>>27605415
This is perfect.
I'll be on tonight.
>>27605415
Maybe... I might put it in... don't know how though, nightmare maybe. Then again I added a robot, so I'm not sure just yet. I'll think it through.
>>27606176
Why would Flurry have a nightmare of Twilight having more hot stallions than her.
>>27606176
>>27606688
My idea was that she was using Flurry's clone spell for something she would always want to use it for.
>>27606776
Why would Twilight want a harem though.
She's happily married.
>>27606918
Maybe she's tired of Flash's tiny penis.
>>27606918
Just to taunt Flurry here, and she has shown to be pretty damn perverted in this story
>>27605415
kekekekekek
>>27600212
>You then get ready to write out Flurry's test.
>From what Twilight told you, Flurry had about 5 essay questions to do.
>Doesn't seem that hard.
>It's only 5 essay questions.
>You could do those in your sleep.
>Anyways better get this damn test over with.
>You then begin writing out the questions for Flurry.
>Be Night Light Jr
>You might as well buy some peanut butter and water to make things easier for you.
>You head to the Ponyville market with your mom.
>She apparently needed to buy some stuff as well.
>You head to the store with your mom with your huge amount of bits.
>You barely spend your money that much anyways so it's better to buy some supplies.
>You head to the sandwich section to get the peanut butter.
>You look around.
>There are various brands of Peanut butter within the shelves.
>But which one to get?
>The best quality?
>The cheapest price?
>The one with jelly packed within it as well?
>You don't know which one is the best one to get?
>You keep yourself busy with the peanut butter for a bit.
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You wander around the store for a while.
>You keep your eyes out for a group around Nighty's age.
>Maybe you can get some ideas on how kids his age speak or are interested in now.
>You're lucky that Nighty is always decisive when it came to picking his brands.
>You look a bit longer for a group of kids.
>You then finally find a group.
>Bingo.
>They seem to be Nighty's age.
>You decide to go up to them.
>Not as yourself.
>You use the 8 minute disguise for a bit.
>You are now Radiant Dawn.
>You then approach the group.
"Hello there!"
>You awkwardly introduce yourself.
>>27607856
I wonder if the kids are going to be some kind of group cliche.
>>27607856
Cute
>>27607856
>The group just stares at you.
>You don't know why.
>You just said hello.
"So... What are you bros doing?"
>They continue to look at you.
>"Um.. Hello?", one of the colts finally responded.
"Hello again. So what you cool colts doing?"
...
...
...
>"Is she messing with us?"
>"Does she really think we're cool?"
>"She has to be fucking with us."
"Umm... I am here you know. And I really want to know wat you guys are up to?"
>The group then finally look back at you.
>"Well if you really want to know.", one of the colts responded, "We're getting ready for a DnD game."
"A DnD game?"
>"Yeah! It's at the local comic shop. We're going to be playing the greatest dungeon master of all time. Anonymous the Destroyer! No one has ever beaten their dungeon before."
"Sounds fun! When does it start?"
>"..... You're serious?"
"I want to try it out. So when does it start?"
>".... tonight.... at 8:00 PM."
"Awesome! I'll be there and bring a friend!"
>You then leave the group.
>You go to a safe area to finally undo your transformation.
>You celebrate as you finally found something interesting to do with your son for the next date tonight.
>You should talk to Moon Dancer for tonight's date.
>"Hey Twilight! What'cha doing there?"
"Celebrating!"
>"Really now? What's the occasion?"
>"I just set up a date for me and my son."
...
...
...
>"WHAT IN TARNATION DID'JA JUST SAY?!"
>You then realize what you just said as well.
>And that you were talking to somepony.
>And not just anypony.
>Applejack.
>"Well at least that proves your son isn't gay... but... what the hell Twi?!"
...
...
...
>Well you fucked up!!
>Be Night Light Jr
>You continue staring at the many styles of peanut butter.
>How long have you stood there?
>8 minutes?!
>And you still haven't found anything good!?
>Seriously what to choose!?
>"What'cha doing tiny dick?"
"Trying to look at which peanut butter to get."
>"Ah see... why not get the chocolate one?"
"I know my mom isn't going to let me carry that."
>>27608148
NERDS!
>>27608148
>"It's not like you have to eat it all day."
"Actually I have to for a whole week."
>"A whole week?!"
"I'm going to be hiding for heating season."
>"Hiding... you're going into hiding when the biggest orgy of Ponyville is going on?"
"Well sorry for basically saving myself for marriage!"
>"Oh you're those kind of ponies. even though you masturbate."
"Hey that's a low blo....."
>You then finally notice you were actually in a conversation with another pony and not talking to your inner monologue.
>Api Apple of all ponies.
>"So where are you going to hide?", Api teased, "Maybe I'll come up for a visit"
"I'd rather die than tell you!!"
>You then ran away to try and find your mom.
>>27608430
>Meanwhile...
>With a certain princess.
>You're busy with you're test.
>It's been about 20 minutes....
>AndYou got all but one done.
>Why is it so hard?
>Why can't you answer this damn question.
>It's bugging the hell out of you!
>You need a break.
>Maybe a few minutes of anime will help you remember.
>You raise your hoof.
"Hey Moon Dancer... can I take a break?"
>"Nope.", Moon Dancer replied, "Twilight told me not to give you any breaks during your test."
"But this one question is really hard!"
>You whined.
>"Well I don't care.", Moon Dancer mimicked you.
>Well this sucks.
>You spent 20 minutes (Soon to be 21) on this test and this one question is hard as hell!!
>You have to convince her give you a break.
>Maybe you can black mail her.
>Actually....
>You do know something juicy about her.
>Maybe it'll work.
"I'll tell Twilight about your signed copy of Boku no Pico."
...
...
...
>"You got 5 minutes.", Moon Dancer said in defeat.
>Meanwhile....
>With a certain yellow, warrior Princess.
>You patrol the area.
>You have to make sure that the perimeters are safe.
>It's been a while since you actually patrolled the area anyways.
>Although from the past few days, it doesn't seem there is any sort of assassin.
>Still...
>It's best to keep close to her.
>Although...
>Maybe it's some sort of changeling.
>It seems to be a possibility.
This story is impressive.
>>27608681
You must be really tired.
>>27608681
Does Nighty still have a crush on Magical Girl Human Flurry?
>>27608681
I forgot about Starburst, she is a pretty cool character. It is nice to see an aggressive female in the series.
>>27606776
>>27606918
>>27607235
>>27607237
Multiple copies of her husband
>>27609790
Also that.
>>27608681
>Signed copy of Boku no Pico.
>Signed copy
Who the fuck would autograph it?!?!
>>27612222
That's a quad bump.
bamp
>>27612222
Here's hoping for another quad bump!!
>>27612222
Trying again
Getting tired of your late night shit NLJ.
>>27614811
So he's a night owl so what?
>>27614811
Hello SU fan.
Not available tonight.
>>27616933
b-but nighty! wai? ;~;
>>27617171
Not really feeling it at the moment.
Especially with the connection unavailable bullshit.
>>27608148
>greatest dungeon master of all time. Anonymous the Destroyer!
BAMP!!!
>>27608430
Ouch... Api super heart broken
>>27617382
/a/ is confirmed to exist in this green, so at least one of the colts will probably have browsed /tg/
>>27618595
/a/ was also an anime convention in this green
bamp
Page nine!!
Page 9!!
bamp
Don't die!!
>>27622326
>Page 9!!
All these bumps and no activity.
Suggestion!
Anonymous turns out to be someone Nighty knows.
>>27624840
Anon the Destroyer turns out to be Pixel.
>>27625114
That would be great.
I'm back!
>>27626520
Yay! I'm excited.
>>27626520
Are you gonna add tonight?
>>27608681
>You continue patrolling the area.
>And continue to investigate the environment.
>Maybe find a clue that the assassin is near.
>All of a sudden...
>You hear hoof steps coming from behind.
>You turn around.
"Halt!"
>You command.
"Who goes there?!"
>"Starburst! Relax! It's just me!"
>You then see Flurry Heart.
>Now finished with her test you assume.
"Flurry, what are you doing here? Did you finish your test."
>"..... Maybe....."
"What happened?"
>"Well..."
>Be Flurry.
>3 minutes ago.
"I'll also tell Aunt Twilight that you have snips of her hair in your drawer."
>"Alright! I get the picture dammit!! You can take a long ass break!! Just don't tell her anything about my personal stuff! Luna!!"
"It was pleasure doing business with you!"
>Be Starburst.
>Flurry was just giving you that smug grin of her's.
>As if she expects you to know what happened.
>Anyways time to break the silence.
"So why are you here again?"
>"Oh! Well you see," she began, "since I'm on my 2 hour long break from Moon Dancer I decided to spend a large amount of time with you. Mostly because you're the only one that's here."
"OK then.... and you want to?"
>"Hmm.... good question. Well we got two hours to ourselves! How about we just walk around Ponyville for a bit!!"
>As much as you want to help your father find this assassin, you have no choice but to be your cousin's babysitter/bodyguard.
>So you have to tag along.
"Sure... just let me take my armor off and get a quick rinse."
>"Yay!!", your cousin cheered, "We're going to have so much fun today!!"
>>27626739
Gosh Flurry must be an annoying cousin.
>>27626739
>After a quick shower you and Flurry then start going around Ponyville.
>Mostly just sight seeing though to pleasure your cousin.
>You travel through most of Ponyville.
>You both then reach the super market.
>It's at it's usual state.
>Somewhat crowded and filled with soccer moms trying to get the best deals.
>Anyways better start looking around.
>You look around for a bit.
>You then reach the board game section.
>You see a few decent board games here and there.
>Don't wake Daddy,
>Trouble.
>Sorry,
>Uno
>Monopoly.
>Operation.
>Clue.
>Radiant Dawn talking to some colts.
>Yahtzee
...
...
...
>Wait?
>Dawn is here?!
>Why is she here?
>When did she leave?
>Does her mother know?
>You might as well go up to her and ask.
>You trot towards her.
>Be Flurry.
>You were looking at the interesting adult board games there were available in this section.
>Such as Battle of the Sexes and such.
>You then see Star pass right by you.
>You try to get her attention.
"Hey Star where are you.... go.... ing.....?"
>You then notice what caught her attention.
>It's Radiant Dawn.
>AKA Your Aunt!
>AKA HER MOM!!
>You have to distract her somehow.
>But how?!
>>27626894
>You then notice a poster place on the wall.
>You rip it out and shove it at Starburst's face.
>"Flurry!", she scolded, "What was that for?!"
"Look! Look! It's a.. a.... uh...."
>Shit!
>You forgot to look at the poster.
>"A charity show?"
"Yeah! A charity show!!"
>"And this is important why?"
"Because.... look at the shows."
>"Let's see.... Coloratora, The Ponytones, and a surprise magic show."
"Doesn't that sound amazing?!"
>"I guess."
"So let's go back and get ready... and I have to finish my test first."
>"That would make sens for you to do."
"Yeah... I have to finish my test first in order to go."
>"OK...."
"So... let's go home!!"
>You then drag your cousin out of the store.
>>27627098
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You are now in front of Applejack.
>You have no idea how to get yourself out of this mess.
>You know Applejack isn't just going to let you go with this.
>Maybe you should try talk casually.
"H-h-hi Applejack."
>"Don't you "Hi Applejack", me!", Applejack scolded you, "I want a clear answer from you! What is this about?"
"Um..... OK Applejack I can't lie to you.... I'm trying to get my son straight."
>"Funny... Nighty told me already that he was never gay."
"Oh...... oh shoot."
>"Seriously Twilight. What is all this about?"
"OK! I'll tell you the truth! I'm trying to get my son into dating."
>"There you go... the truth is set free.... now... why the hell are you lying to your son?"
"I-i-it's a temporary situation. I mean as soon as he finds somepony else. Then I'm going to break up with him. Now if you don't mind I have to go find my son and-"
>"You know this will hurt him?"
"Huh?"
>"You're going to end up hurting him more than helping."
"N-no... I'm not going to hurt my son by doing this, and when I let him go, I'll be nice and easy."
>"That's not what Ah'm saying at all Twi. Ah mean what if he finds out? How do you think he's going to find out when-"
>"Find out what?", said a small colt.
>You then look behind you.
>It's your son, Nighty.
>"Mom... what is Applejack talking about.", your curious son asked.
>"Well....", Applejack began, "if you must know Nighty, your mother is-"
"Going to buy you three jars of Chocolate Peanut Butter!!"
>"R-really?!", your son responds.
"EXACTLY!! I need you to get three jars for me."
>"Wow!!", your son exclaimed, "Thanks mom!!!"
>Your son then leaves to get the peanut butter.
...
...
...
>"Ah'm going to tell him!", Applejack exclaims.
Don't you dare!!"
>"Ah'm sorry Twi but Ah have to."
"Please Applejack!! I'm begging you!!"
>Applejack then sighs.
>"... Fine..."
"Thank you Applejack!"
>"But promise me... promise me that you get out of this as quickly as possible."
"I-I'll try."
taking a break.
Reading now.
>>27627441
I don't know...
Applejack is too accepting of this.
>>27627441
Sorry had some things to do...
Can't continue tonight.
>>27627930
Thats fine, you added enough already.
>>27627909
Country folk are known to like incest anyway.
>>27627471
I will give this as a hint to possibly come.
>>27628111
Starburst likes Dove? What?
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUUUL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUUL
bumpo
bumppppp
>>27627909
Seems more like she's warning Twilight.
>>27628111
StarburstxDove?
>>27630840
Maybe?
Wait, are all these actually real characters? Or just OP's OCs?
Someone else's ships and OCs that OP is using.
>>27634073
How meta. Link?
>>27634160
Only one of ponies in the OPs pic is technically an OC.
>>27633994
OP doesn't have a creative bone in his body.
>>27634446
But that filly looks so cute!
>>27634160
http://kilala97.deviantart.com/
Suggestion to NLJ: Put this link in the OP next time.
>>27635230
I'll be on later.
Bump!
Sorry for being late.
>>27635906
Yay!
>>27627441
>Be Moon Dancer.
>Flurry should have been done with her break by now.
>What's taking her so long?
>You pace around.
>Knowing that she had onlyone questionleft to answer.
>It can't br that hard to answer.
>You continue pacing for a bit.
>You then hear the door open.
>You expect it to be Flurry.
>Nope.
>It's Twilight and her son.
>... Meh you would rather deal with her than Flurry.
>Twilight then walks up to you.
>"Hey Moon Dancer... can I speak to you for a moment.", she said casually, "in private"
>Oh my gosh!
>Twilight wants to talk to you.
>IN PRIVATE!!!
>You wonder what she's going to say to you.
>You start fantasizing it.
>You can see it now.
>Her mane flowing as she speaks to you.
>"Oh Moon Dancer..", she began, "I was a fool for thinking that Flash was the one for me! It was you who only deserves my passionate love!! Is there anyway you can forgive me for this dreadul act that I have comitted?"
"Of course!! I'll always forgive you for your small mistakes my love..."
>You exclaim to Twilight.
...
...
...
"I'm confused...", the real Twilight began, "Are you currently treating me like your child at the moment?"
"..... eeyes,,,,,,,,"
"Hm.... Actually I need to talk to you about that. Moon Dancer do you know anything about Dungeons and Dragons?"
"Dungeons and Dragons. It's a tabletop rpg.... other than that nothing really."
>"Well I better get to studying."
"Wait! Huh?! Why are you interested in DnD right now?"
>"Because that's Dawn and Nighty's next date."
>She said looking through her books.
>She knew there had to be something in there.
"Twilight do you even have a book for this kind of stuff?"
>"Moon Dancer, I have a lot of books. Books for how to make the best sleepover, parties, making friends, sex positions, dating,everything from A to Z. I should have at least something like this."
"..... You have a book on sexual positions?"
>"Yeah.... so?"
"Don't you think your son will get into th-"
Your Moondancer is slightly creepy.
>>27636152
>"Been there... and we took care of that problem."
"Oh... I see...."
>"Now help me find this book."
"O... OK...."
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You now head towards the kitchen.
>Three jars of chocolate peanut butter.
>All to yourself.
>For almost a whole week.
>At the Castle of the Two Sisters.
>This is going to be sweet!
>Not to mention all the books you're going to read there.
>All of them filled with ancient spells to learn how to use.
>Maybe this will help you out a bit becoming a great and powerful wizard.
>You continue to marvel at the thought.
>Until you heard a small knock from the door.
>You decide to open it.
>You see that it's Flurry and Starburst.
>Flurry greets you the best way she knows how.
>By tackling you.
>"Nighty!!", your cousin says as she pins you to the ground.
>Oh Sweet Celestia!
>She's in heat isn't she?!
>"Nighty! Nighty!!", your cousin yells as she tries to get your attention, "Look!"
>What does she want to show you.
>Please don't let it be her possibly sore mare bits.
>You shield your eyes for a bit.
>But.... one quick peek can't hurt right?
>You uncover your eyes to see....
>A charity show poster.
>"Look at it Nighty!! Doesn't it look awesome?!"
"Yeah..... sure."
>"So I was wondering.... do you want to come with? Star already said yes!!"
>"I said if mom will allow us, yes.", Starburst corrected,
>"Either way... you still want to come with us?", Flurry asked.
"..... You know what sure. It possibly won't hurt me."
>>27636152
Moondancer is gay? Never expected that.
going to bed now.
Sorry I couldn't post much today.
>>27628558
Not star, but her wings. She really likes wings.
>>27636589
No problem man. I don't know how you manage daily updates.
bumperino, I'm reading through the archives of this
Bamp!!!
Bump!!!
Bump!!
Bamp!!!
Bump!!
>>27637718
What do you think?
>>27641124
Bretty good story but for the love of god OP needs to proofread more before posting. Twimom a cute. Weeb Flurry a cute.
>>27641152
>Bretty good story but for the love of god OP needs to proofread more before posting.
>"Bretty good."
>"for the love of god OP needs to proofread more before posting."
Because you sir, are a fine example of English writing.
>>27641463
>what are memes?
E3 is on.
I must watch it.
>>27642283
Traitor!!
>>27642283
Page 9 bump
>>27642423
But Crash is back
>>27642283
I'm a bit disappointed for no Kingdom Hearts but I can live.
All those other games were amazing.
>>27636415
That's sarcasm right?
>>27636379
>Be Twilight.
>After a thorough search through the book shelves, you find the DnD rule book.
>You took a quick look through the rules to get an idea on what you plan do with your son tonight.
>With luck the two of you will enjoy it.
>You look at the requirements needed to get your character set up.
>You then hear a knock coming from you door.
"Come in!"
>You notice your son then come in.
>"Hey mom.", he greets, "Can I ask you something?"
"Sure. What's the problem?"
>"Well...."
>He then shows a poster.
>Seems to be for a charity show.
>And from the looks of it, it seems to be decent.
>Although....
"I'm guessing you're wanting to go?"
>"Well Star is also wanting to know if she can go to?", Nighty continued, "So.... can I go?"
"Um.... Well... Tell Star yes."
>"YES!! I should probably get ready fo-"
"But.... You can't go."
>"Huh? But..... Why?!"
"Well... Dawn said she was interested in going on a date again with you tonight."
>"Another date?! But you said you would convince her to do one next week!"
"Well... to be honest it's hard to say no to her. I mean do you know how sad her face gets when she's disappointed."
>"But mom! I don't want to date her! I want to go to the charity show."
"Well... I'm sorry. Also I'm pretty sure it'll still be there tomorrow."
>"B-but."
"I promise I'll make it up to you if you do this."
>"B-b.... Fine.... When do we go?"
"In... about an hour. She's getting some stuff ready."
"O-OK...."
>You're son looks glum.
>You know it's unfair.
>But you're trying to help.
>You know you're going to.
>>27644052
Does she just enjoy these dates enough that she wants to take her son away from other activities to go on dates with her?
>>27644218
Yup
>>27644052
>You should probably get ready now.
>You have an hour to study your stats for a bit.
>You're helping him this way....
>Right?
>Be Night Light Jr.
>You decide to sulk in your room for for a bit.
>You never wanted to date this filly.
>But you had to be the nice colt.
>You had to play along with this.
>Sure she was cute...
>But aside from that and a nice flank there really isn't anything special about this filly.
>If anything you went to the first date as a way to humor yourself.
>But now this filly has an obsession with you.
>By forcing you to date her and forcefully making out with you.
>Now you're not able to go to the charity show because of her.
>You sigh from all the fun you're going to miss because of this date.
>Who knows maybe Star and Flurry will bring you a souvenir.
>That'll be OK if anything.
...
...
...
>Who are you kidding?
>Being there is much better than just bringing some sort of gift from the show brought over to you.
>If only there was a way to make her no longer attracted to you.......
>Wait a second maybe there is.
>>27644323
I'll guess I'll leave at that point.
Monday is making it hard to think.
But just a head's up.
Going to be gone for a long time this Thursday.
Forced to go to somewhere.
So if this thread dies, please don't make another.
just a heads up.
>>27644323
Also a small heads up. A certain scene you guys wanted is going to be coming up soon.
>>27644404
Is it the harem scene?
The magazine scene?
>>27644395
Roger that. Thank you for investing so much time on this green. I've tried to writefag a couple of times but it's too much for me.
>>27644570
Well he is trying to get her away from him... maybe he's going to do something disgusting?
>>27646616
The quesadilla! But Night Light won't even know that she is grossed out by that.
>>27646873
Maybe he assumes that she thinks it gross. Either that or he just eats very messy foods.
>>27646873
I really want to see a quesadilla scene. And it better have cheese!
>>27650886
Yes... oh how the cheese will flow.
>>27644323
>Apparently you're suppose to take your date to the comic store.
>But nopony said you could take her for a quick stop.
>You wait for your date to arrive.
>You have about thirty minutes left to spare.
>Might as well look through your catalog of coupons to find a restaurant that carries something she possibly won't like.
>Donut Joe apparently added added another donut place.
>Nah... they can't be that dirty.
>There's that spaghetti place.
>But they're probably expensive.
>You also have that Hayburger place.
>But your mom loves that place and she can't stand messy food.
>Funny though that's she's willing to stuff her face with the what you believe to be the greasiest food to exist.
>There has to be somewhere!
>I mean you got all these coupons for different restaurants
>There has to one that's useful.
...
...
...
>You then finally notice one.
>One Coupon that carries infinite power.
>One that has your mother cringe in fear.
>If it does that with her....
>Imagine how she would react to it.
>This has to work.
>You bring some leftover bits.
>You carry the coupon.
>Looks like you're going to have dinner at Pepe the Burro's Fresh Mexican Cuisine!
>>27652223
Almost quads.
>>27652223
>Be Twilight.
>You have to get ready for your date.
>You were about to go outside.
>Until you bumped into your son.
>You noticed that he's busy getting ready for a bit.
"Nighty? Why are you still getting ready?"
>"Well I thought it would be nice if I would get her dinner.", your son replied.
"Oh you're going to m-.... My friend's daughter."
>"Yeah... I thought it would be the gentlecolt thing to do."
"It is Nighty. I'm very proud of you for doing that."
>"Thanks mom. Anyways I'm going to wash my mane real quick, so I'll see you later."
>Then your see your son leave you.
>He looks like he's going to make this a good date.
>Hopefully they won't mind if you two are late.
>You should probably get into your disguise and hide in 'Dawn's room' for a bit.
>>27652223
They seriously call it Mexican cuisine? There is a Mexico in that world?
>>27652603
Yes! Yes! Yes! This is going to be good.
>>27652621
Trump had to put them somewhere. That and I had no idea at the time. Although Mexicolt sounds like a better idea.
>>27652603
>Be Night Light Jr
>You then went straight to the bath room.
>You went on to wash you main.
>Although... maybe you should try to change your mane style.
>You could spice up the style.
>You then take the pair of scissors and a brush.
>You may be new to this, but you think you can do it.
...
...
...
>After a few seconds...
>You came up with this result.
>It works....
>You guess.
>Kind of a bald spot where your horn is.
>But it works.
>Shows how long your horn is.
>And you know what mares say about long horns.
>They have good magic.
>Anyways you better go downstairs and wait for your date.
>You then head downstairs with your bits and coupons.
>You sit on the family sofa.
>Waiting for Dawn.
>She shouldn't take that long.
>>27652843
He looks like his sister.
>>27652843
I can't wait to see her reaction to his announcement.
>>27652843
>You continue to sit down for a bit longer until she finally appeared.
>She then comes towards to you.
>She then leans forward.
>"Hey Nighty.", she greeted, "So your mom told me you're going to take me somewhere to eat?"
"Yes... and I know the place."
>"Ooh! I can't wa-..... what did you do to your mane?"
"Oh you mean this? I just decided to stylize it. Do you like it?"
>"Night Light Jr?! Why the hell do you think you could cut your mane?!"
".... So you don't like it?"
>"No... I don't hate it.. it's just... different."
"Different is good though."
>".... I guess. But we better leave soon. We have to get the comic shop by seven pm."
"OK.... I'll bring you to the restaurant now. Just follow me."
>"I can do that."
"Good.. trust me you'll love it."
going to bed.
what do you think so far?
>>27653258
It is great, but you need to proofread your stuff at least a bit.
>>27653258
I really like yourmane.
>>27653258
Is english your first language? I like it, but occasionally your word choice is...questionable.
>>27653209
I hope so
Page 10 go away
>>27655467
English is indeed my first language.
It's just I'm an idiot when it comes to vocabulary and grammar.
Hell! I even fail in sentence forming.
So yeah, English is my first language but I still suck at it.
>>27653209
>You both then start heading out.
>Apparently you have to eat this food fast.
>Otherwise you're going to be late.
>Thankfully `Pepe the Burro's show is next to the comic shop.
>Probably some business deal the two had.
>Worked.
>He's been there for about half a year.
>So he's probably a good taco chef.
>Although...
>Your date seems to disagree.
>She seems to be cringing at the thought of entering.
>You're now getting to her.
>You both enter the restaurant.
>This will be the first time you ate a taco.
>But according to your mother, they're the most disgusting food to ever exist.
>So maybe it'll work.
>You both look around.
>The restaurant seemed to be cleaned on the inside.
>Music seemed to playing from every corner.
>Eve though they are playing from the stage.
>It's a small band playing with nothing but trumpets, accordions, giant guitars, and even bigger drums.
>The music seems to be filled with energy.
>Must be a party song from Mexicolt.
>So what else is here.to analyse.
>Well there are barely any donkey waiters.
>Maybe they're the chefs.
>Well you better take a seat with your date.
>A stallion then leads you to your seat and then gives you your menu.
>He then asks you what you want to drink.
>You say water.
>Dawn asked for a nice sangria.
...
...
...
>Isn't that an alcohol.
>Anyways you look through your menu.
>You try to find the most disgusting food with in the menu.
>You look for a word that seems the most disgusting.
>You then see.a word that seems to work.
>And now you wait....
>You wait for the waiter to order you quesadilla.
>>27660509
>The waiter then trotted up to you.
>He brought you your drinks and then pulled out his note pad.
>He asks what you two want.
>"I'll have the salad.", Dawn replies, giving him her menu.
>He then looks at you.
>"And you Senior?", the waiter asks.
"Well.... I'll have your quesadillas. I have a coupon for it."
>You hand him the coupon.
>The waiter looks at it.
>His eyes open wider.
>He then looked at the kitchen.
>"Hey Paco!!", he yelled.
>He gained the chef's attention.
>"Está tomando el reto!", he yelled
>"¡¿Seriamente?!", the chef replied.
>"Y él es sólo un niño!", the waiter said.
>"Santo puta mierda!", The chef said in surprised.
>"Well what are you waiting for!?", the waiter continued, "Get a move on!!"
>You don't know why... but you feel as if you triggered something.
>>27660737
>You both wait for your food to come.
>You then see the waiter come back holding a plate full of veggies.
>Probably Dawn's salad.
>He then hands it to her.
>Although your quesadilla seems to be absent.
>You get the waiter's attention.
"Ummm... where's my food?"
>"It'll be coming soon.", he said.
>You wait for a few more minutes.
>You then notice the waiter coming back again.
>This time he's trying to get something out of the kitchen.
>Seems like he's having a hard time trying to get something out.
>After a few more minutes.
>He finally gets out.
>Carrying a trolley with what seems to be filled with twenty plates of food.
>Each of them having a lid on top of them.
>He then takes that trolley towards your table.
>He then stares at you.
>"You ready senior?", the waiter asked you.
"Umm... ready? Ready for what?"
>"The challenge senior!!", he continued, "You wanted to do it!"
"What? But all I did was give you a coupon."
>"That was no coupon senior! That was a pass to do the challenge."
"Challenge? What challenge?"
>He breathes in.
>Acting like he's going to give it some build up!
>"It's..."
>He then finally takes off one of the plates lids.
>To reveal a plate full of quesadillas.
>"You gave us us the flyer bro! And now you have to take-"
>"The One Thousand Quesadilla Challenge!!", the whole restaurant cheered.
>"Finish this senior and you get this meal for free, along with a year's worth of free meals here.", the waiter continued, "But! If you fail... You have to pay for every single one of them. So... you ready now?"
"..... But... I didn't want this."
>"Too bad senior! We worked hard to make these!! You have to at least try to eat all of these! And if you refuse, you lose!! You have to pay for all of these!"
"...... Oh...... shit........"
>"Nighty!", Dawn said, "Language!"
>"Well senior?", the waiter asked.
>You look again at one of the plates full of food.
>You really wanted to disgust your date.
>But this isn't how you wanted to do it.
>But Dawn's reaction.
>>27661045
>It's so fucking poetic!
>The amount of fear, he amount of cringe, the amount of disgust.
>It's so priceless.
>You know what....
>FUCK IT!
"I'll do it!!"
>"He's doing it!!!", the waiter announced to the whole restaurant.
>Well it's time to begin.
>You stare at your food.
>Looking at the contents of your food.
>Seems to be only a grilled tortilla with only cheese
>You don't know why your mother hates this food.
>It doesn't look that disgusting.
>Although your date does seem to find it that way.
>She's sweating bullets.
>She's seeming to only concentrate at the quesadillas that your are about to eat.
>So it's working so far.
>Now to make it even more disgusting.
>Now normally pick you would pick up your food with your magic.
>But....
>It's time for you to get dirty.
>>27661126
taking a break.
>>27661142
For how long?
>>27660737
Hispafag here, let me help you:
>"Oye Paco!!"
>¡¿En serio?! or ¡¿Estás hablando en serio?!
>"¡A la mierda!" or (more catholic) "Santa Virgencita!"
Keep it up m8, I really like your green.
>>27660509
>This will be the first time you ate a taco.
>But according to your mother, they're the most disgusting food to ever exist.
*throws sombrero to the ground*
No me hagas ir hacia aya!
>>27660737
Oh Nighty, what have you done. When we start cussing that means shit is going down.
>>27661045
So. Much. Cheese. He should get Dawn to help him for maximum effect.
>>27661126
Good luck amiguito. I can't imagine what Twilight's face will be.
>>27660737
>>27661508
Another mexicanon here.
That last one could also be: A su puta madre! A su madre! Puta madre! Santísima madre! or A la mierda!
As you can see, we love our profanities. Specially mother related ones.
This story is amazing.
Note: Final post for tonight (I hope) also pic are representations of how Nighty's eating.
>>27661126
>Be Radiant Dawn/Twilight Sparkle.
>You're amazed on how your son can just pig out like this.
>Where would he even learn to do this?
>You should really give him some more table manners.
>In fact you could give it to him now...
>But dear sweet Celestia it is so horrible to watch!
>Seeing your son biting into those cheesy demons one by one.
>Seeing him chew them up.
>Bit by bit.
>It's so disgusting!!
>It's OK though.
>You are going to be OK.
>It's your son eating the quesadillas.
>Not you.
>I mean it's not like he can actually eat them all.
>Maybe you can try to talk him out of this.
>OK try to talk him out by being nice and casual.
>>27661750
>Be Night Light Jr
>You continue to eat your meal.
>Trying to disgust Dawn as much as you could.
>Maybe now she'll stop harassing you.
>You continue to eat faster and more disgustingly.
>"Night Light Jr," you heard your date began, "What are you doing? You can't eat all those fucking quesadillas."
>Was that a challenge?
>You decide to respond.
"Fuck you! I can eat all these quesadillas!!"
>And now you're eating them faster.
>You step it up to overdrive now!
>Make it to where you're an eating machine!
>You got this.
>You're pretty sure you can eat 1000 quesadillas and make sure this filly breaks up with you.
Note: I couldn't resist. It had to be said.
So many additions tonight and I just got here! Aieeee!
>>27661750
>>OK try to talk him out by being nice and casual.
>>27661813
>>"Night Light Jr," you heard your date began, "What are you doing? You can't eat all those fucking quesadillas."
Does Twilight not know the word casually?
>>27660509
>>27660737
>>27661045
>>27661126
>>27661750
Twiggles is going to end up building a big big wall isn't she?
>>27661813
Why is Dawn swearing? I get the meme but it seems OOC now considering she was previously telling him not to swear.
>>27662092
Maybe she was too disgusted to notice.
Just to let you know.
Not going to be here for about a week or two.
So tonight will be the last night I can actually work on this green.
>>27664477
That is a shame. You will be missed. Nice triple dubs by the way.
>>27664477
Thiswas pretty funny man, but I hope you get to a conclusion before you eventually run out of steam.
>>27664746
I know he will continue.
Low quality bump
