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MLP dating? How hard is it? I really want a girl who isn't
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MLP dating? How hard is it? I really want a girl who isn't too spaghetti but who is also into the show.
I'm not hella hardcore, for example I've only seen to season 5 and I don't watch fanmade stuff like Daughter of Discord.
How do I find a female who will either A) accept my love for ponies, or B) share it?
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Oh I should say also that I'm 25 and I live in Canada, I don't have autism or aspergers, I'm just a normal fucking person who had an ex-girlfriend who got me hooked on the show when I was younger
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>>27546200
if your only requirement is they watch ponies, youre gonna have a bad time. just look for a female friend who you would also like to have sex with, and who sees the same thing about you.

or get a waifu like everyone else.
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>>27546222
My biggest problem here is that I've been moving around north America since I was 10, I'm currently living in my home town, a place I haven't lived in since I was 6 or 7 years old and I have literally no friends.
Living in Hamilton ONT. Right now, Before I moved to BC, then down into the states. I've got tons of friends all over the world but because of circumstances, I'm back in a place where I know no body.
It's hard to make female friends, it used to be easy, but I guess I haven't kept up with it as I've gotten older.
Hell I don't even know where people hang out in this city.
I've tried meetup dot com to make friends with groups of people but it just ended up being a bunch of lonely 40 year old divorcees
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>>27546284
could get lucky in vidya.
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>>27546200
>must find girl
>girl must like everything that i like
this is massively retarded. you already know there's no one in the world you hate more than yourself. dating someone that's like you will only double your misery
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>>27546200
http://bronymate.com/
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>>27546200
>3dpd
>wants a 3dpd
nigga I have a huge piece of advice for you when it comes to dating girls

dont.
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>>27546335
>bronymate
works if you are gay.
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>>27546200
Basically me desu but I'm an amerifag. Sorry. You'll find your lady somewhere.
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>>27546845
I swear to god I didn't type desu.
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>>27546200
Sorry OP. You should make sure you like who you are and are striving towards your own goals, and then hopefully you'll find someone naturally. Femanons exist and I've seen plenty of other girls at conventions, and of course they should accept your hobbies, but don't focus too much on them liking pone when mingling and looking for dates. If you're really desperate you could try one of those area code hookup threads on /soc/ but there's no telling who you will meet and what they will be like with that. Could get a normalfag, could get an insane druggie stabbing you in the leg. Would totally meet you for coffee myself but I am way far from you in the southern states. Good luck m8.
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>>27546855
>I swear guys, I swear im not retarded.
It posts what you typed. Accept your mistakes. Humanity will love you for it.
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>>27546855
Don't listen to >>27547034 it's just a dumb word filter.
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>>27547066
I'm not even sure what was there in the first place.
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>>27547255
" to be honest " perhaps?
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Bumpin for love
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>>27547318
yep. That's what it was. What a weird filter. Anyway, word of advice from a femanon. Focus on who she is before what she likes. If you have ponies in common, that's a good conversation starter. Start with basics. Music, tv, etc. Avoid religion and politics. Good luck to you. Also, plan surprises for your lady. Bitches love surprises.
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>>27548299
>he's never encountered the 'this tb.h f@m' filter, which has been up for like a year

Do you lurk like, all the time?
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>>27548740
> femanon
> do you lurk
Different grill, but that's like our primary mode of operation. I know many of us contribute content but it's not totally whack that they have avoided typing the filtered words for that long. Honestly I wouldn't have known about it ever if /cgl/ hadn't been obsessed with it when the filter was first put into effect.
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Femanons, huh? Is that where all the kink shaming comes from on here?
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>>27548905
Huh. I always assumed femanons just posted like everyone else but just didn't bother to correct people when they inevitably referred to with male pronouns.
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>>27548971
Femanon here. Most probably, since I've experienced my fair share of it myself but it seems to dissipate once I reveal muh gender. Being a vorefag is pain on this board.
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>>27548971
>he thinks i kinkshame
>laughingwomanwithsalad.png

buddy you have no idea the garbage i am into
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>>27548905
Do you have a waifu or horsebando? Who?
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>>27549001
It is suffering. I like macro and gentle and I just want a cutie stallion to roll me around on his tongue fuuuuuck
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Not show related.
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>>27546200
>I've only seen to season 5
>>/out/
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>>27549012
No waifu but I like Roseluck. Horsebando is Sunburst. I legit love lanky awkward wizards. My non-horse husbando is Schmendrick from The Last Unicorn.
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>>27549056
Cry me a river. Half the board isn't show related.
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>>27546200
give up nigger

girls that are in to mlp are either retarded
or already taken.

just get a normal gf
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>>27549056
You're not show related.
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>>27549059
Sunburst is a god-tier husbando. I'd totally fuck him
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>>27549108
Fucking.
Brutal.
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>>27548740
I don't have anything to post about. When I do, I haven't used tb. h before in my posts. And yes, I lurk, because I can't contribute to most of the stuff here. Waifus, pone puss threads, fetishes, etc. No need for my comments in those threads.
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>>27549130
Agreed, but Flutterbutt is my best pony. And about the kinks, I sure do have freaky ones for a femanon.
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>>27549108
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>>27546333
This. The reason I like Rarity is because she's everything I will never be.
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>>27550328
You can be anything you want to be, anon.

You go out and you suck those dicks. You can do it.
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>>27549059
>My non-horse husbando is Schmendrick from The Last Unicorn.

That's some good non-shit taste. Makes sense why you like goatee-horse.
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>>27549108
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>27546333
Literally never said that. I don't expect anyone to like anything, I just want someone who won't look at me like an asspie fruitcake for liking a "little girl's show"
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>>27550328
She's really an inspiration isn't she?

My self improvement involves doing what I believe someone Rarity would love would do.
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>>27546200
>>>/trash/
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>>27546200
Pretty much impossible if you are in the United States. Just pick a pony waifu and paint the ceiling jerking off to her or commission a life size plushie of her that is fuckable. Girls/women are useless hogs.
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>>27546200
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>>27551243
No u
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I've read that one of the greatest personality traits that turn off women is shyness. I guess that means this shirt must be some Grade A pussy-repellent, eh?
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>>27550981
Thanks. Like I said, those lanky awkward wizards man, they do something to me.
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>>27553355
I would think it varies. I don't mind shyness, in fact I find it endearing. But when that shyness contributes to lack of motivation or never ever going out of the house ever or becoming overly dependant on me and having no other human relationships, then yeah it is a turn off. I like being a couch potato and ignoring the outside world for a while but I also like physical and social activities and it would suck doing every one of those alone.
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