>"Faulkner, William. Dislike him. Writer of corncobby chronicles. To consider them masterpieces is an absurd delusion. A nonentity, means absolutely nothing to me."
>be Russian
>pick up saxophone on a whim
>holy shit I'm really good at this saxophone
>don't really need any training at all
>just doodle doot doot on the saxophone, people love me
>amazing at this saxophone
>people ask how I'm so good
>tell them I can smell colors
>"I just smell them," I say
>"This note is blue" *toot*
>"This one is orange" *toot toot*
>everyone claps
>release one magnum opus after another by tooting the correct color combinations, directly from my soul to your ear
>listen to other saxophone players
>clearly I am better
>listen to some of the ones considered the absolute best in the world
>none of them are fucking blue enough
>get angry
>call them all shit erratically
>randomly say certain ones are okay
>people ask me to explain
>"can't you see? there isn't enough blue in that one! the orange balance is all off!!!!!!!!! this fucking guy doesn't even put reds in his yellows after a green movement!!!!!!!!!"
>try to found a new aesthetic theory where the search to understand harmony and beauty and soul and emotion are all retarded horseshit and everyone should just listen to my personal toot toot theories about color combos forever
>die a bald russian faggot
>unique synesthesia brain rots in ground
>burn in hell
>no one cares about my aesthetics ever again for eternity
>people keep quoting my toot ratings out of context because they're vaguely familiar with my symphony about child-fucking
I really, really, really like this jif, do you by any chance have a webum version
>>8033054
almost worth reading
>>8033054
>everyone should just listen to my personal toot toot theories about color combos forever
>>8033057
Buenas tardes Reddit
>>8033126
Muchas Gracias y uno upvote
>Plato. Not particularly fond of him.
>"Ulysses. A divine work of art. Greatest masterpiece of 20th century prose. Towers above the rest of Joyce's writing. Noble originality, unique lucidity of thought and style. Molly's monologue is the weakest chapter in the book. Love it for its lucidity and precision."
>>8033054
At least you tried, anon...
>>8033054
Did you really need all this to make your lame point?
>corncobby
._. ,_,
>>8033054
>>8033054
>no one cares about my aesthetics ever again for eternity
ouch
Nabakov is starting to remind me a lot of Tarkovsky, who also wrote some pretty scathing shit about other filmmakers and whatnot.
>>8033159
I like how he praised Ulysses as a masterpiece, yet completely shit all over Finnegans Wake
>Poe, Edgar Allan. A favorite between the ages of 10 and 15, but no longer. One would like to have filmed his wedding.
What did he mean by this?
