>He doesn't use a crisp, uncirculated hundred dollar bill as a bookmark
>he doesn't use a crisp, uncirculated Confederate hundred dollar bill as a bookmark
>>8274939
You might as well be using a Zimbabwean dollar.
Let me guess, you're a financial domination pig-slave amirite
>>8274952
You don't know what the fuck classy even means
>he doesn't use a feather as a bookmark
>>8274900
>he uses a bookmark and doesn't just remember what page he was on
>>8274939
ahh that is where they got the name "C Note" from
>>8275122
Half of the technological purpose of a bookmark is to make it easy and quick to open to the page you're on you pseudo-intellectual twat.
>>8275162
start with the romans fraguette
>>8275171
If you're not going to remember what you're reading then why read at all?
Fucking pleb
>>8275495
why the fuck would you want to flick through a book looking for that page you've remembered when you could just open it straight back up with one casual flip?
>>8275003
>using a hundred-dollar bill in one of the only ways it can actually be used by itself, and not by simply trading its spooky "worth" for something better
>this is financial domination
>>8274900
>He doesn't use a rosary made of alternating beads of diamonds and 24 carat gold as a bookmark
100 dollar bills are for wiping and lighting cigars.
t. Dan Bilzerian, a man with such a great life he had 3 heart attacks before 32
>>8274900
Madoka was absolute pretentious shit.
>>8275171
>He cannot open a book at the page he intends in the first try with a 99.999% succes rate
How's that 2-digit IQ treating you?
>>8274900
>He doesn't use an E-Reader
Pleb as fuck
>>8275506
If you doing remember what you read then why read?
You're a fucking pleb who's just reading for a status symbol.
>>8275533
>If you doing remember what you read then why read?
t.illiterate
>>8275615
I'm on my phone
Get fucked
He doesn't have a manservent to keep his finger on the precise word where he stopped reading.
>>8275530
>He doesn't hire geisha courtesans to read to him while fanning him with ostrich feathers.
Garbage person.
>>8275671
If Dubs then he really was on his phone
>he doesn't read the whole thing in one sitting
ITT: Plebs
