ITT: /lit/ characters that are literally you
I'll start. For me it's The Judge from Blood Meridian. Intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
And yours??
Quit sucking the fun out of anonymity.
Le Underground Man.
>>8268264
Alright satan.
>>8268264
Is that image really supposed to be the judge?
Karl Ove Knausgård - except I don't pee on homeless people and don't cum in my trousers all the time.
Beatty from Farenheit 451
I also burn tons of books with a flamethrower on a weekly basis under a gas mask
The protagonist from my diary to be quite desu
Stephen Dedalus
>>8268264
You naked all the time and rape children too? Being The Judge ain't cool, STAY IN SCHOOL
>>8269154
I clean my house a lot, am I also like Knausgard?
>>8269154
Did you just read 4?
I'm literally Holden. Holden out! Hahahaha. No, but I really raped my sister.
>>8269437
Same f4m
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
I'm LITERALLY Kafkaesque
>>8269505
>>being this pretentious
desu the pretentiousness only kind of confirms it.
who but stephen dedalus would be so arrogant as to compare themselves to stephen dedalus?
>>8268264
I have to say I'm more like the kid, charismatic, resourceful, and I once got bummed in a toilet
>>8268264
It's hard and nothing quite fits, but I'd say I'm closest to Mizoguchi.
Beric Dondarrion
This thread is so awesome, OP.
Thanks for making it.
I'm like Malcolm X from Malcolm X: The Autobiography Of.
I'm white tho
I am like Alonya, inteligent, nihilistiic and with a wicked edge in my head
>>8269818
No, this thread is juvenile and OP should be ashamed.
I am very much like Anthony from Huxley's Eyeless in Gaza.
Well, minus the smarts and the wealth.
>>8268264
Isn't that a description of The Joker from something?
>>8268264
The Stranger in that book The Stranger. Idk his name is like mister mersalt, or something. Anyway, when the sun is in his eyes he kills arabs, and I do the same.
>>8268264
trickle
>>8272720
Monsieur Meursault!
>>8268264
50 Good Men....
I want to say Dedalus, but I know I won't ever write anything as good as Portrait, Ulysses or Finnegans wake.
Dubliners I can hope to surpass
Prince Myshkin
Klaus Baudelaire. We're both orphans who have no defining characteristics past reads a lot who had to deal with shitty legal guardians. Also have an older sibling.
>>8272875
edgy bro, please refrain from posting kids books. Thanks.
>>8268384
i really wish there was a better one
this voldemort looking motherfucker really doesn't do it for me
You know that book with the really hungry caterpillar? That's me
>>8269211
sbbp
As much as I hate to admit it, Miss Dartle from David Copperfield hit really close to home.
>>8268264
epic cringe.
i bet 80% of /lit/ people think they are some nihilistic fantasy character with a dark sense of humor, hardened by life.
edgy as fuck. the cringiest post today.
how fucking old are you?
you are probably a fat edgelord, OP.
Clay from Less Than Zero.
Some parts were really too hard to read for me.
>>8268264
>The Judge from Blood Meridian. Intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
more like delusional pedophilic sociopath mass murderer with sexy disco tendencies?
>>8273036
that's a hungry arse right there.
