>never have I ever, /lit/ edition
>if you've done the thing, you lose
Never have I ever read a book in the year that it was published.
Never have I ever shagged a girl in my mate's car
Never have I ever pretended to read a book that I had not actually read.
Never have I ever read Infinite Jest.
>>8232584
lost
>>8232584
lost
Never have I ever figured out the murderer before the reveal.
Never have i ever loved.
Never have I ever stopped reading a book after a particularly good moment and walked around the room making noises to myself
>>8232849
anon you have not lived
>>8232849
Fuck
Lost
Is this normal or am I just a weirdo?
Never have I ever read something at the same time as someone else so as to discuss the work with them (things for school not included).
>>8232849
lost
Never have I ever vomited in my mates sink cause drunk af
Lost
>>8232584
never have i ever read a book
>>8232849
lost
are we all this autistic?
Never have I ever got a papercut at the tip of my penis.
>>8232822
lost
>>8232849
Lost
I've done this too many times desu
>>8232943
Lost.
>>8232833
Lost.
I dunno if it should count, though. It was some real shitty YA whodunnit I only read because it was literally the only book I had access to at the time and my options were read that, watch whatever shit was on the Sci-fi channel, or sit and stare at the wall/lay down stare at the ceiling.
Never have I ever went online to buy a particular book, only to buy a few months worth
>>8233367
Twice during In Search of Lost Time.
>>8233367
deathly hallows (I was thirteen)
of mice and men
animal farm
>>8233367
In a Strange Room
Johnno
They're both very sad and very gay, Johnno especially since it's practically autobiographical and set in the same city I'm in
>>8233367
Brothers Karamazov
The Illiad
>>8232849
lost
Never have I ever read a whole book in one sitting (plays or short stories don't count)
>>8232962
lost and lost my dick, too. :/
>>8233491
lost (ivan ilyich on a train ride)
>>8232822
yes but it doesn't count because i was only lying to a cute girl
>>8232584
lost, Harry Potter, all of them.
>>8232822
Lost, I never read more than 30 pages of 1984
>>8232824
Lost, read it one and a half times, and made 4 friends read it.
>>8232846
Lost
>>8232849
Lost
>>8232895
Lost, read IJ at the same time as a friend
>>8232905
Lost
>>8232943
Lost, Aniara
>>8232962
Lost
>>8233026
Lost
>>8233491
Lost many times, most recent being the first Hunger Games book.
I'm not very good at this game, but never have I ever been ashamed at my reading habits.
Never have I ever held the pages of a book open with one hand and jerked it with the other to a sex scene.
>>8232905
Would you count mates bathtub?
>>8233690
Lost
1984
>>8232905
dorm room sink?
>>8232925
Never have I ever cringed at this post
>>8233690
Lolita
>>8233631
look at this pleb :^)
Never have I ever been shot down by a girl
Lost
>>8232943
lost
>tfw Socrates gets sentenced in the apology
So many lies in one thread.
Never have I ever kissed a girl
>>823369c
closest I got to this was 100 years of solitude
Never have I ever bought the movie edition of a book.
Never have I ever read a book because of pressure from people in the Internet.
>>8234265
wew big man
Never have I ever read a plot summary when I got confused
>>8234265
Lost many times
>>8232849
I act like a negro when he hears a filthy bass drop when I read a good aphorism.
Never have I ever changed my opinion of a book after reading a negative review.
Never have I ever read a book to impress a grill.
>>8232822
>Never have I ever pretended to read a book that I had not actually read.
/lit/ would not exist otherwise
>>8233491
Lost. I know I've done this at least a few times over the years, the only ones I can remember off the top of my head are One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Of Mice and Men, and, most recently, Vonnegut's Timequake (during an acid trip).
>>8232905
who gives a shit about this
>>8233426
Animal Farm? Couldn't care less whether Broker (can't even remember his name) died. It is too poorly written and too poorly executed to empathise with anyone at all.
>>8235161
It was more like crying about the failure of communism, by proxy, than the book itself. I just want to live in a worker's paradise dammit.
>>8235335
dw famalam, that's the failure of Marxism-Leninism, not the failure of Anarcho-Communism
