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What's the last literary passage you masturbated to?
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What's the last literary passage you masturbated to?
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my dairy desu
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my diary desu
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>>8174707
hexagram 32 of the i ching
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Something out of Lolita or Anne Frank's diary.

Only books I ever fapped to.
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>>8174707
The supreme object of ideology.
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I masturbated the whole way through Annie John
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>>8174707
A caption under a piece of furry art
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If we're being loose about the term "literary", Hannigram fanfiction.
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The part in Omen IV about rectal birth.
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>>8174869
Post it!
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"He came in, oil and mud on his coat, oil and sweat on his face, oil and blood on his hands."
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I didn't fap to this but it wqs pretty hot

"To NORA
20 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin.
My sweet naughty girl,
I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your cunt
in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up
under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand
hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to shit? I
wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of shitting or do you frig yourself off
first and then shit? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up
frigging furiously at her cunt, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her
bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will
shit your drawers, dear, and let me fuck you then. I would like to hear you shit them, dear,
first and then fuck you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty
and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms around my neck in shame and shit it
down softly. the sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress"


>Joyce truly a God
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Just finished Tampa, and do americans really have this much sex in 8th grade? Is it just a pretty author projecting all the times she slept around onto everyone else?
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Is child pornography literature?
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>>8175272
Did Nora actually reply to that?
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Phenomenology of Spirit
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>>8176300
No, the letters made her uncomfortable IIRC.
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One of Burroughs's naked boys on the gallows scenarios. I think it might have been The Wild Boys.
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>>8176300
>>8176949
"To NORA
13 January 1910: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin.
My sweet naughty girl,
pls respond"
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>>8174707
who is this cum summoner?
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>>8177307
A young man named Aubrey.
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>>8175272
>Letters of Philip Larkin come out
>expresses some slightly racist feelings, no noticeable connection between this and his poetry
>legacy permanently damaged

>Letters of Joyce come out
>Turns out he was a slightly disgusting pervert, obvious connection between his fetishes and his literature
>nobody cares, it's his private business
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>>8177302
I was kidding, she wrote back but her letters were all destroyed so we don't know what they said.
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The scat scene in Gravity's Rainbow.

What can I say? Joyce is my spirit animal.

>Mfw
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>>8175272
he must've gotten so much pussy with the balls to write like this to girls
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Uhhh never wtf people really do? I can't even masturbate any more from anti depressants the only way I can finish is having sex but still
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>>8177504
>Letters of Philip Larkin come out
>reveals that he actively oppressed minorities and committed serious moral crimes
>legacy untouched; is still widely considered one of the greatest postwar British poets thanks to the white male literary establishment

>Letters of Joyce come out
>Turns out he had extremely common sexual fetishes
>nobody cares, it's his private business, unlike racism (which affects everybody)
>legacy untouched; is still widely considered one of the greatest modernist Irish writers thanks to the white male literary establishment
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>>8177587
>claims to be depressed
>has sex
You're not depressed, you just want attention
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>>8177631
You're depressed though, I think that's funny.
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>>8177624

>Turns out he had extremely common sexual fetishes

His scat one wasn't. Trust me, I know.

Maybe if you're German.
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>>8177634
Okay, I think it's funny that somebody is so desperate for attention that they feign being depressed
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>>8177643
Me too buddy. That's the joke I'm making. You're feigning being depressed.
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>>8177631
I didn't say I was depressed first off, and being depressed doesn't mean you don't have sex... and I don't seek attention I was replying to a post. I think if anyone is doing anything for mere attention would be you bringing up that depression isn't real and such, a deliberate reaction seeking comment
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>>8177648
I'm not depressed though? I don't even think depression is real outside of weak-willed suicide cases
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>>8177657
>>8177659
Now kiss
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>>8177659
You are feigning depression though. Exactly.
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>>8177659
Just like how you have a problem with being salty some people have problems with melancholy
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>>8177657
>>8177659
>>8177673
>>8177684
All of you
KISS FOR ME
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>>8177694
that'd be hot
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>>8177717
Right? It's the writing I want to beat off to right now.
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>>8177694
How about a nice 69?
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>>8177743
I assumed there were three, but that could work.
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>>8177764
Three people can in fact 69. It's called the isosceles lock, and was invented by the dudes from ABBA.
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>>8177804
But there were only 2 dudes in ABBA
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>>8176470
underrated
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>>8177842
Dogma.
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>>8174707
Descent from Xanadu by Harold Robbins. Lots of sex and coke and transhuman science shit. Some random asian sex twins towards the end as well.

I felt so guilty about reading such trash, I decided I needed to get rid of the book. Sold it to Half Price Books in a stack of other things. Makes me a bit turned on to think that microscopic, dried semen might linger on its pages. But I also bought it used, so probably it already had some kind of sexual liquid on it.
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the leprechaun that loved oral sex
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The boy they called it.
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that part in The Temple of the Golden Pavilion in which Mizoguchi jumps on the belly of a pregnant prostitute while some american soldier watches him
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