Is there a release date yet?
>>8169455
>Crash Course
TP confirmed John Green fan
>>8169469
pinecone has probably never even heard of john green. or he's making fun of him
Is this real?
>>8169469
that idiom has nothing to do with john green
>>8169565
Haven't you heard. Everything has to do with John green on lit
If there's another novel released by him, which will most likely be posthumously, I am very interested as to what direction it will take. To me, his works are all echos or building blocks of his two masterpieces.
BLLALEEEEAAAUGGHHHGHGHGHHHHH–Thomas Pynchon, "Crash Course" p.1
>>8169455
>release date
What a quaint concept.
Looks like a assassins Creed John Green mash up.
Looks hella bad desu senpai
>>8170638
This. I was trying to put my finger on what it looks like. It's literally the animus.
I preordered the paperback
If this doesn't exist, Imma shoot everyone in my house, hold on, lemme google this...
Fuck you all. I believed you for a second.
>>8171248
It's real though
Hey, Tom here. Hope you like it, I worked awful hard on it.
>>8170418
>his two masterpieces.
which are..?
>>8172116
Dont.
Against the Day and Vineland
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>>8172151
What if in 1000 years people think John Green was like a great author of his time because he's so popular? What if The Odyssey was considered New York Times bestseller level pop bullshit back in ancient Greece and all the legitimate literature of the time was lost because only /lit/ fags knew about it?
>>8169455
It is nowhere close to publication, and that is not the working title.
>>8172223
Can you link me a source for this? I haven't been able to find anything about it.
>>8172134
>says
This pasta will forever be shit until you fix this.
>>8172116
crying and against
>>8172431
That's because it doesn't exist and they just made it up.
>>8172108
>awful hard
>>8172134
kek
>>8172913
shoo
>>8172134
>Gong golden huge a hauling again appears and, right stage exits, suspenders his snaps
This is such an oddly close metrical and synactical copy of the first line of Gravity's Rainbow.
In fact, if you read the whole thing through, it's very much like Pynchon's prose, no lie.
>>8172180
It's very possible. I was thinking about this earlier today, but with music. I hope to god classic rock bands are looked down upon once this baby boomer generation dies out
