>“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
>"William," she said.
>"I am," he said. He was staring at her, and she could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. "I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”
For once, the memes were right. Is this not one of the greatest novels about love of all time? Thank you, /lit/, well done. *slow claps*
>>8116972
Black text ruined what little potential the post had. Commits the dual crime of being unfunny and unnecessary.
Verdict: kill yourself/10
well played OP but you're not gonna hook me
Will it work on any of the pseuds here? Stay tuned to find out
>>8116972
1/10
I give you the 1 point since Williams did write a novel called "Augustus". But that's it.
Source: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/480596-i-m-in-love-with-you-he-said-quietly-augustus-i
>>8116972
Sounds like something fucking tao lin would say
>>8116972
Very good. Nearly got me.
I didn't enjoy Stoner much at all, but was sure it wasn't that excruciating.
>>8116972
I haven't read Stoner, but it iss on my list. When I read that quote, I almost removed it. Then I found out it's not from Stoner.
What's it from?
I was reading the OP and thinking, "I can't remember this bit, was that to Edith or Driscoll?"
>>8116972
>“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
>"William," she said.
Scoff.
>“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
>"William--"
>"I am." He was staring at her...
impruvd ur stuff, up
bump t b h
>>8116972
its from the fault in our stars
personally, i like it. i know its not something anyone would ever say, but neither is half the shit in ulysses. but a good paragraph doesn't make a good book
and john green is the quickest way to a girl's heart
>>8119650
Subtle. Very good job.
>>8119650
sooo...
tits?
>>8118288
>>8116972
>“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
>"William--"
>"I am." He was staring at her...
scoff
>“I'm in love with you," he said quietly through his halocron transmitter as the Alegrians started to shoot his position as he was holding out.
>"William--" her voice crackled out to static the sound of rain on a porch at home.
>"I am." He was staring at his vibrocon assualt rifle, outdated technology. He knew he would never last as the Alegrians started towards him.
Fixed ur stuff to actually make it cool and interesting
>>8119650
>john green is the quickest way to a girl's heart
he's quite the stud
>>8120279
Shoehorn some dragons in there and finish the book, you're gonna make a million goddamn dollars.
>>8120279
Pathetic.
>"I'm in love with..." he said quietly before looking away.
>"What?"
>"Sorry I thought I..."
>"Excuse me?"
>"Did you see that over there?"
>"See what?"
>"Never-mind. Anyway, where was I... I am." He was staring at her chest.
Are people so opposed to it because it's soppy and cringeworthy or for another reason?
>>8120283
she looks like she gets bullied hard in school
>>8120546
she looks like she just lost the republican primary desu
>>8116972
This just in:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>8120578
What are some books similar to Stoner?
>>8120796
Inherent Vice.
