This is the thread where everyone posts their handwriting and everyone else makes fun of it.
If you write your works on pen and paper, go ahead and show us an excerpt as well. If not, just post a meme sentence.
here's a beat-sheet I wrote for a short comic
>>8116558
>phony attempt
what
>>8116518
it's cute but a bit hard to read desu
OP here, figured I might as well post mine
>>8116721
It's very hard to read - maybe it's you, but I'd bet on the lighting and camera!
>>8116731
It's a combination of shit camera and shit pencil desu
>>8116870
did you write this or is it a meme? well it's better than mine i spose. stop capitalizing so many common nouns.
>>8116870
>>8116901
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Declaration_of_Independence
>>8116909
>>8116909
damn they are capitalized. was Jefferson just retarded, or was that just something they did at the time? this looks a lot prettier btw
>>8116916
>>8116918
http://english.stackexchange.com/a/10602
God-tier coming through
>>8116933
All your handwritings suck, and you should feel bad.
>>8117028
post yours since you're so confident babe
>>8116462
>>8117036
And join the smelly plebs instead of laughing at them from a distance? Hahaha, Shirley you jest.
>>8117004
wew, how do I land your job?
>>8117004
>an eunuch
a eunuch
who /lefthanded/ here? Fuck righties
>>8117116
hey.. that's not handwriting. Ambidextrous checking in!
>>8117308
You, along with bisexual people, are scum of the earth. Just pick a god damn side jfc
>>8117338
bi here. can confirm that we're all literal trash
>>8116462
Because people expect me to repost mine.
Where did you order that from OP?
Link please.
>>8116901
>stop capitalizing so many common nouns.
maybe hes german
>>8118608
ur right hand is almost as good as your left. both look pretty clear, regardless, which is the most important thing imo.
8 years olds can write better than me. im sticking to text
>>8118576
I like your handwriting. It's a good balance between neat and messy, casual but classy.
>>8117069
Funny shit ay. "He was an hero"
>>8119928
I have shitty handwriting too, but I still mostly write by hand because it gives me time to think. Text seems like I'd be writing too fast. Besides, if you're writing for yourself, all that really matters is that you can understand yourself.
>>8120392
it's cute desu
>>8120436
Thanks! c:
>>8120926
>still learning high school math
>>8120933
that was a flashcard I made for myself as a visual aid for a Real Analysis problem
nothing exceptionally hard (definitely easier than exercises I did in my Topology or Complex Analysis classes, or even Algorithms)
How do I improve my handwriting. I was never really taught handwriting at a young age. I have god awful handwriting and it makes me feel unintelligent.
>>8121038
>>8120392 here, my handwriting used to be a lot messier but I put in some effort while taking notes/doing homework assignments to change my style. A lot of it actually started because my math was hard to read, so I started putting a tail on my u to differentiate it from my v, I curled my t because it looked like a plus, I crossed my z because it looked like a 2, etc. Things ended up getting curlier in general from there for speed/consistency reasons. But yeah, just be mindful of it and put in some work and it'll start looking better.
Also, I just noticed that my high dots on i and : slash down towards the next letter, that's kinda neat.
>>8116740
>pencil
Christ, can you be more pleb?
>>8121110
i-i'm sorry senpai
how d-do i become more patrician like you
>>8121008
>flashcards for real analysis
That's pretty fucking novel imho
>>8120421
kinda messy desu
Move over plebs
>>8124581
desu your cursive is childish
How so? I think it's mature but inconsistent in terms of loops and height of certain letters
>>8118605
English capitalisation rules weren't firmly established until well into the 19th century.
Lot of people say its not understable
I can read it thou
>>8124581
Awful.
>>8124711
why do you write in secretary script
>>8124902
I think it looks nice
My handwriting really warps across different alphabets, so decided to post Russian, English, and Farsi to demonstrate.
You're really cool if you know the source material without looking it up.
(Also become space-conscious at the end, so don't judge the last line of Farsi writing).
>>8125575
I respect anyone who knows more than one language desu
>>8125575
Jesus, your Russian handwriting is awful, and I feel ashamed for recognising Brodsky - by the way, pretty sure you fucked up the first line, there is no "знaчит" in the original text. And it's spelled знaчит, not знaчeт.
>>8124581
bad white space. not a joy to read
>>8125598
Oh god, you're right.
Super embarrassing, especially considering it's my first language.
But good job, anon! My spelling is quite...childish.
>>8118588
i feel like it'd be really pretty if i could see it desu
Be nice, I'm American.
>>8125636
>Be nice
It's... uh... experimental?
>>8125636
It's fucking school-level economics not a diary or a deep esoteric text
Write like a normal human being, it's so stylised it's not even pretty
I bet you are 16 and you "accidentally" show your notebook to friends and strangers alike fishing for compliments
why are they all cursive? how old are you people?
>>8125636
Tidy, but it's so dense and prickly that it stresses me out.
Some school notes
>>8125653
This, this & this.
>>8117004
Good. Not great. The fountain pen helps.
>>8120297
ídem.
>>8125920
Something happened at the end
>>8125930
This.
Excerpt from a letter I wrote to a very sick young girl after she tried (and failed) to seduce me in her room.
Never delivered it. Whole affair left a bad taste in my mouth, figuratively and literally.
>>8126023
Your handwriting is alright. It's pretty unusual to hear about people writing letters like this in the 21st century. Why do you do this as opposed to communicating electronically? Is it just nostalgia, or do you tend to compose your thoughts a lot better when you're writing by hand or something?
>>8126023
what the fuck you piece of trash this letter is disgusting
>>8126041
You can't do anything decent with these fucking devices today. The pace is cocaine-binge fast. Pencil and paper force you to slow down and concentrate. It's amazing how many typographical and spelling errors people still make with proofreading tools encoded into practically everything. They aren't paying attention when they type. Their fingers work faster than their brains and the result is sloppy, disorderly prose. And there's no art in it either. Calligraphy is all but forgotten today. I am not a calligraphist, but I do enjoy writing handsome, legible things.
>>8126023
Now that I look over it again I see a few possible edits that could bring improvement
>That while sober you behave as though drunk and indeed worse than drunk...
Grammatically less confusing; acoustically, somewhat less pleasing.
It doesn't matter. Whole letter is meant for the waste bin anyway.
>>8126050
I feel that if I were to write a letter to someone, they'd be creeped out by my shit handwriting. But that's just me
>>8126057
>In light furthermore...
Too many 'of's in this sentence, should be rewritten.
Eh. This was a first draft, and I'll not write another.
is neko /lit/?
>>8126067
i'm whatever you want me to be babe ;^)
now write this post on pen and paper and post it in this thread
>>8126075
kys
>>8126081
love you too
mine's p shit but at least i don't write like i'm 8y/o and i can read it :/
>>8126085
I like it, shows character
I just want to have utilitarian, clean, easy-to-read handwriting. Stylization isn't my thing.
>>8126112
>5am
so you live in the middle of the Atlantic ocean?
>>8126120
nah but I wrote that a few hours ago and 5AM is more expressive than for example 8AM which is pretty normie time.
>>8126085
- cant wanly be senked (cant sted ozy to prevent tudys they wehe can the lili doesn't like being rumoured
-falarin comb be cut - saboriz for by im moley urdent wordy
- politiarems (should curden conuartits) is hudgens
- immmming from being fred for how they atlwhaz they no my a judge
What the fuck is wrong with you anon?
>>8126166
ur not even wrong desu but at least i know what it says + these just lecture notes i write neater when i need to
>>8126023
you sound like you prefer little boys
How does one go about changing how they write
>>8126816
similar to mine. stop writing on graphing paper plz
>>8127446
But it is so cheap. For some reason, notebooks with lined paper are pretty pricey here.
>>8126112
i noticed you senpai
I hope this doesn't come out tilted
>>8126776
>le call him a faggot blox
Ebin XD
I've always been told, since around middle school, that I have serial killer handwriting. I'm now 27 and just the other day a coworker, watching me scribbling notes down, said the same exact thing. And no can ever give a damn explanation either, they just say "uhh i dunno it just looks weird LOL". /blog
>>8128463
lol you probably need to express your emotions more
>>8128473
Maybe. Maybe it's them associating my personality with the writing, I can't be sure.
But I don't see it at all. I think my handwriting looks completely average.
>>8128463
I haven't even read your post and I can say you have the handwriting of a serial killer.
>>8128463
It does have that look to it honestly. Google "Zodiac letters" and see.
>>8128511
Oh man...was I...no...I couldn't be...right...?
>>8128537
Hm?
>>8125575
You're just beginning to learn Farsi, aren't you? Do more justice to the alphabet.
>>8127414
Very nice.
>>8128497
Yeah, your handwriting doesn't look cold and over-calculated or anything, which is what I assume people mean when referring to serial-killer-ness. It may just be people giving you a subtle hint that you are difficult to relate with. You should kill those people.
>>8116538
I actually like this one.
here's mine
>>8117004
Are you a grill
Have some notes. Can you guess age / sex / field of study?
>>8128949
??? / robot / undetermined (has yet to pass Turing test)
My handwriting is like an elementary students, I just try to write small now because it looks better that way,and I'm copying how this girl who sent me a letter once writes.
Someone give me a paragraph to write, I'll try and see if I can upload it.
>>8129066
from one of the crit threads:
You want to say something but you think you don't think you can find a way to form a foundry and assemble these thoughts and words within your own capacity. A capacity unprotected and only approximated in the brains of the you and the brains of the ones you want to say this to.
You want to search for that node, the node that straightens your bearings in what you think you don't think you can achieve but still reveals itself to be something that you, you very much want to attempt, before the null. Sensing nothing but an indefinite yet finite decay that leads to this before the null. The you, before you lose all of your self in the what-you-don't-think-you-think-you-can-comprehend, something like that, even if it's only her.
>>8126023
What in the absolute fuck is this shit?
>>8128949
gay male, 20, chemistry
>>8128949
male, 20s, economics or some applied science or something
Samples.
I should buy better utensils.
>>8129155
It's good writing. No surprise that you wouldn't recognize it.
>>8129897
pleb here, what did you write the top one with
>>8130279
There was an old and rusty fountain pen I had from long ago and just enough ink to put down a verse, nothing special. I should get myself better equipment.
>>8125575
Arabic script looks like shit
>>8125636
Is that a Safari with an extra fine nib? My sister gave me one with a fine nib and I can't for the life of my write well with the fucking thing.
