Julius Caesar

>>8096012

idk about books but dis joint get u lit af, haha 100 100 baka

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>>8096038
aw shit senpai 100 100

>>8096078
He was probably anxious about his pulse

t. drugs do crazy shit to your heart rate

lit by mary karr

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>>8096236
Mah nigga

>>8096038
>>8096078
>>8096108
>>8096263

UPVOTED :)))))

WHERE S THE PARTY AT FRIENDS ;)))))

(PS I WILL PRETEND THAT I'M HERE TO DISCUSS LITERATURE ANONYMOUSLY BUT ACTUALLY I'M JUST HERE TO MAKE ACTUAL FRIENDS (WHICH WOULD BE A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME))

1) Whatever you like to read that:

a) Represents your vices
b) Represents your generation in some way
c) Represents humanity

Just go read Elias Canetti's speech for Hermann Broch. It'll tell you everything you need to know.

>>8096430
hey guys i'm new to 4chan but check it out i don't like reddit haha guys can i please fit in look watch me make fun of this guy i bet he has no friends haha unlike me i have lots of friends haha guys please pay attention to me look at me make fun of a stranger on the internet in all caps i'm only a virgin by choice because having sex is too much commitment and plus you have to worry about stds and children i don't want children and thats why i havent had sex yet thats the reason please dont make fun of me i'm really insecure

>>8096450
I sure hope that's not just one guy though. (Or, I don't hope that for the sake of this board, but for the hypothetical "guy" I do)

However, you do realize that, aesthetically, you have not surpassed my particular style of my shitposting one bit; which in turn makes your entire lament pretty insincere?

It's really funny because you did point out some wild accusations that because you consider my style of communications not-so-great, I should be assumed to fit into the loser virgin stereotype.

>>8096486
I just see a lot of this dumb passive-aggressive memery on this board & it's hard not to resist the urge to make fun of it when it's as palpable as your post was. I don't really know much about your life nor do I really claim to know.

>>8096500
Ah but you're just trying to back out now, when obviously you were actively trying to defend the retards that I was making fun of in the first place.

Maybe you're all of the same "senior society", eh?

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>>8096012
Guys I need a fat book to keep it lit.

>>8096553
You're going to label me retarded for pointing out that people do drugs in clubs and drugs cause increased heart rate? You're a dingus, m8.