>wake up in the morning and see this face hovering over you
what do?
ask him to autograph my unopened copy of Infinite Jest
>>8092157
ejaculate
>>8092157
Just lie there as my cervix betrays me, lapping up his patrician seed.
>>8092157
> lean in very close
> whisper in his ear
> "no discernible talent."
> watch as he collapses and starts crying
> Harold Bloom kicks in my door and yells
> " I WAS LYING DFW, I LOVE YOU"
> HB unzips pants and slowly inserts his donger into DFW
> I watch and eventually decide to join
> Best autistic orgy ever
>>8093148
>> HB unzips pants and slowly inserts his donger into DFW
>Implying DFW was a bottom
>>8093157
>implying HB can still get it up
>>8093157
> >Implying DFW was a bottom
> implying HB cares