ITT: Authors you would travel back in time to assassinate before they could publish anything
>>8034474
this
The correct answer.
>>8034469
The author of this post.
>>8034474
ya but then we'd never get the adams family movies.
>>8034481
wrong answer XD
I'll take D, all of the above.
>>8034469
I'd assassinate God so that the Bible wasn't written so that no one would falsely believe in him
>>8034541
that doesn't make sense
>>8034823
No shit, Sherlock.
James Joyce
>>8034469
I would post a picture of John Green, but I deleted my folder of gaping vaginas for lent.
>>8034474
Jesus Christ yes
>>8034883
Watchu got against him sunni boi
>>8034481
Fucking this. Just think of how many live would have been spared holy shit
>>8034469
Keynes did everything he could to save the world, what's your problem?
>>8034469
All of them. And my parents too.
I'd fucking do it, too.
Fuck this guy
Bet he was secretly a jew
>>8034485
This, and also Hayek and Friedman
Probably Borges just to be a huge dick
>>8034883
Is that Mo?
>>8034474
Before he could knowingly spread AIDS
>>8034474
Same
Muhummumad.
DFW, last time I wasn't quick enough
Antonio Gramsci and the entire Frankfurt school.
Muhammad piss be upon him.
Marx
JK Rowling just to piss off the homo millenials
>>8035436
>implying we need 2 billion more chinks on the planet
ayyyy
>>8036411
>t. Faggot who knows absolutely nothing about Gramsci or the Frankfurt School.
>>8034469
the entire austrian school
>>8034469
Judith Butler
>>8034469
>>8036000
This is correct. Even gombrowicz shared the same sentiment.
>>8036940
>muh Keynes
pfffffffffffffffffahahahahahahahahaha
>>8036037
It's ali (pbuh)
>>8036938
It's Pokemons, isn't it ?
>>8034492
I'd bribe Schopenhauer to cut his throat
>>8036983
>writing off dozens of successful applications of his theories with 'pffff'
How's Chile, kiddo? Even China couldn't institute neoliberal reforms without setting up an upside-down version of Keynesianism.
Imagine no SJWs.
>>8037015
>everyone who doesn't agree with Friedman/Mises/Hayek's retarded economic 'theories' is a Marxist
How's econ 101 treating you?
>>8037013
>Kenyes
>literally the man that wants the government to bury gold in the forest so poor people can go hunt for it during recession and have something to do
pfffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>8037046
>not knowing he said that facetiously
The Austrian school admits that it's not even subject to fact verification
>>8037039
Marxist 'economics' are based on muh feels and gibsmedats, while Austrian Economics are based on the rational study of human nature
>>8037058
>Austrian economics isn't based on muh feels
>>8037058
dude, Austrian "economics" is based upon a priori axioms not any sort of empirical study of "human nature"
bait/10
>>8037147
>denying the poor horse a hug
You bastard.
>>8037072
Self evident axioms don't = feels
>>8037224
>self evident
This is what Austrians actually believe
>>8037058
>missing the entire point of my post
I'm a Keynesian, pleb. Marx is just as wrong as the Austrians, but at least he used actual research instead of 'self-evident' axioms and theoretical models. Austrian economics is economics for people too stupid to do math.
>>8037263
>Marx
>actual research
Like that study on the fastest way to spend other people's money?
>>8034489
Underated post
>>8034492
yeah kill the cancer at its source
he was innocuous but from his thoughts stemmed great evil
communism, psychoanalysis (advertising), zizek, etc.
>>8037275
> a sub 120 fell for pol memes
I'm not surprised t b h
>>8037275
You might have known this if your knowledge of history or economics extended beyond Stefan Molyneux's podcast, but Marx researched Kapital extensively.
>>8036973
seconded.
>>8036846
b-but Cultural Marxism! they're all JEEWS!
>>8037147
I like your idea anon
>>8037072
Nice amalgamation of sentences taken out of context, retard
>>8037263
>Marx did math
Cool implication
>>8037327
most austrians don't use empiricism and basic math, they are as retarded as marxists
pop open an econ textbook once in your life, maybe even one that goes beyond 101ism
>>8034481
Not only I would kill him. I would kill his father and his mother so we dont risk the chance of those two idiots raising another idiot.
>>8037327
>amalgamation
>>8037332
>pop open an econ textbook once in your life, maybe even one that goes beyond 101ism
To be fair, an econ 101 class is more likely to go into Keynes than the Austrians. I don't think they really have anything to offer.
>>8037342
true, but they might actually learn some coherent economic principles
>>8034481
Wrong answer. Marx was a great philosopher, just a shame modifications of his ideas resulted in mass death. Im not a commie, i despise the ideology. But the world is better off reading and learning why not to apply Marx
Anyone /pol/ wanks about...
so probably Trump.
>>8037335
what do you expect, he probably bought gold
>>8034469
Marx
>>8034492
God this.
>>8034492
No way. No Geistman means no Spookman.
>>8037365
kek
If you learn any keynes it's from a historical perspective, like critical theory telling you about Lacan and the rest of the retard brigade.
Once you get to the grad level they spring it on you that everything you learned was bullshit and nobody uses any of it anymore. If you're lucky they let you know before you graduate.
>>8034469
the original sjw
>>8039522
>Once you get to the grad level they spring it on you that everything you learned was bullshit and nobody uses any of it anymore
Reminds me of the different brainwashing tiers of Scientology. "Now that you've wasted $100K on this bullshit, you're ready to learn about Xenu."
>>8034841
Keep digging, Watson.
>>8034469
teebeeaitch Tao Lin. Without him alt lit wouldn't have even entered mainstream(ish) consciousness. We would have been without his threads posted about himself, and I imagine we wouldn't even have Mira's shameless self-promotion.
