ITT: we draw inspiration from the current US elections.
I took Carly Fiorina's creepy poem/song she wrote for Cruz' children:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5By5FNb4ldA
and added four more verses:
>I gently push the children's bedroom door
>tip toe softly 'cross the bedroom floor
>bend over the bed with silent cheer
>motionless until the dawn draws near
>the games we play are good old harmless fun
>my hands are claws, I roar and children run
>but when they come back for a treat or two
>they love me better than no matter who
>but time will come when playtime has to end
>you'll leave me, drive away around the bend
>at first I'm sad but then I realize
>you each forgot a toy, oh what a prize
>and when I hold your toys so very tight
>my teeth will shine, my eyes turn very bright
>because you're never really far away
>and children playing tend to go astray
This election is going to make an incredible book one day.
>>7991646
it lacks pokemon and pizza
>>7991646
whoever wins, future generations will look back on this election and ask themselves, "how could such a large and diverse group of people be so unbelievably retarded?"
>>7991684
This.
So many people not voting for Trump yet, crazy!
>>7991684
And the answer will be diversity.
>>7991646
>tfw it's only just beginning to get interesting
>>7991690
Hillary's gonna get schlonged, too low energy for America.
>>7991684
I'm voting for Trump, and I think any sane man would do the same. I cannot imagine the dystopian horror that will follow if we are to remain in the same path...
/pol/ is leaking again
>>7991925
oh hi there, mr Numale, hope your purple haired poly she-twink partner lets u watch xir get pounded by Ahmed and Tyrone tonight . You've been a good boy after all #FeelTheBern #thewhiteracemustperish
>>7991946
Are you sincere in that hope?
>>7991908
Yes. Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0xrloD4tqI
I'm seriously considering voting Trump just for the dank simulacra and fresh pseudo-fascist aesthetics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuJZxR_5gqE
Mods when are you going to delete this thread?
>>7992009
The Leftist fears Truth like a cockroach fears sunlight
>>7992009
Why would you want to delete the thread?
Politics and elections can't serve as inspiration for literature?
>>7991988
Kek, that song will be great background music for footage of deportation squads kicking down doors and pointing guns at crying Mexican toddlers.
>>7991988
>three girls doing a little song&dance
>pseudo-fascist aesthetics
>>7991908
Nice image buddy, too bad trump has been married fifteen thousand times and supports LGBTs.
>>7991908
This image, though hysterical, also strikes a chord deep in my soul.
I think it does to all of us. It's spot on, especially that first image.
Where hath decency gone?
>>7991880
all projection polls have Hillary beating Trump, actually
>>7993974
No they don't.
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/trump_41_clinton_39
>>7993404
are you kidding? I could have sworn I heard 'most honorable supreme leader' in there a few times
>>7993981
congrats you cited the one in existence that has trump narrowly winning. Take a look at the other 7
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
>>7993998
>I was still technically right I can't hear you la la la la la trumpforprez2016XD!!!!
>>7994004
You did say all.
>>7993998
so I guess all the 'enemies of freedom c'mon boys take em down' nationalist rhetoric went right over your head huh? Not surprising
>>7994014
Is there something wrong with nationalism?
>not supporting Hillary for accelerationist reasons
can you imagine how virile and dissident the right will be after 8 years of Hilaary
>>7994009
the crux of my argument (I guess I should have said 'most' instead of 'all' for people who are incapable of thinking in a non-literalist fashion) is that Hillary is widely projected to beat trump in a general election. I was responding to someone that said Trump was going to 'schlong' her, someone who clearly doesn't know shit
>>7994024
You said something wrong, don't get mad.
>>7994015
there is when it comes from parroted slogans that mean nothing like 'America the free' and 'make America great again', which rouse vague sentiment and nothing else. Then again it was a rally for Trump supporters, and those slogans got them in the seats in the first place
>>7994024
trump wins, i saw it in a vision
>>7994046
>you sound upset
no, just disillusioned
>>7994053
At a bunch of girls singing about freedom?
You need to get a life.
>>7994057
I wouldn't expect you to understand
>>7991640
>I gently push the children's bedroom door
>tip toe softly 'cross the bedroom floor
>bend over the bed with silent cheer
>motionless until the dawn draws near
what is your meter?
>>7994582
Listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5By5FNb4ldA
>>7994032
The masses need their slogans, it tells them what to buy.
>>7991908
>the world is going to shit because gay people sometimes have parades
>I can't live a happy life if they can
Quit your whining and gb2 pol
>>7991988
I feel like I'm going to get arrested for watching this
>>7994937
>Pluralism
Absolutely fucking leftist
>>7994588
dude I thought that was SO fucking weird when I saw it live
>>7994020
Why stop there, imagine how strong we will be after her third term, in fact, why not make it a fourth, then we'll really come storming out of the gates.
>>7993563
>trump supports LGBTs
is this actually true tho?
>>7994937
It has gone too far, you got 5, 4 year olds getting sex changes. In NY you can get a 20,000 dollar fine for 'misgendering' . the LGBT/liberal 'movement' has, over the last few years, revealed itself as a form of biological marxism. It's not about equality between the sexes, but about destroying 'gender' and the family because they are oppressive 'social constructs'.
>>7996943
You can never know with Trump. and I think that's part of the appeal. Trump is a floating signifier. He represents a number of different, even contradictory things to different people. American Dream. saviour of the white race. ersatz daddy figure. TV funnyman. etc. Trump's got something for everyone.
>>7996991
This very much.
It's pretty demented too; according to these people having a penis doesn't make you a man, and having a vagina doesn't make you a woman.
So why the fuck do so many of them want to surgically change from one to the other?
