Can We have a thread about how awful John Green is?
I hate the way he glorifies his worthlessness and melodramatic childishness, I literally cringe and feel sick when I see him.
Bathos Cringe Thread General.
>>7969146
John Green, much like Coehlo, is what you get when you allow romanticist melodrama be expressed without any adherence to form or language. It's what you get when the rabble can read, but are not forced to read well.
I really can't be the only one who dies a little when I read the wet musings of this closet pedophile.
>>7969146
If green had a sense of humor and wasnt a money whore he could parody modern society perfectly.
>>7969165
You think you know about reality. John Green is reality.
>the lack of a capital letter? that's real. that matters.
>>7969146
Don't even mention his deep and exciting metaphors.
This one for instance works on so many levels.
>>7969185
Seriously, what is it with this guy and cereal?
>>7969225
It's mass market stale garbage that everyone is encouraged to believe is healthy. He looks at it and he sees little pieces of himself.
>>7969165
But instead he has become modern society instead.
Jonathan Franzen is also disgusting. Anyone else got some really gross Bathos?
Any authors or quotes that make you cringe?
>>7969266
This
>Tries to parody modern society
>Does it so well he becomes modern society
>>7969485
That's a comforting theory but I'm pretty sure he's just an effeminate bag of cunt.
>>7969505
Wow, that quote is exceptionally bad
>>7969175
>noT a BeLivEr iN rAndOm CapiTaliZation
>nOt thInKinG thE rUles oF CApiTAliZatIon aRe uNfaiR tO ThE LetTers In tHe MiddLe
>>7969532
Every quote is a new exception to the rules of bad.
He is the worst thing that modern society ever created. Strangling him would be a more beautiful act then anything he ever committed to paper.
"Writing novels after John Green is barbaric." -Theodor Adorno
>>7969618
Wow that made me reconsider my preconceived notions about importance.
>Get a load of this depth.
>>7969631
>it would be cool to see the future
>too bad we can't
damn..
>>7969637
You don't know the half of it.
I want to die
>>7969146
they need to autoban 'john green' here for fucks sakes
A girl I know writes exactly like this and is praised for her literary skills. Life's rough when this is considered good.
>>7969696
Here's some quality food for thought to talk you off that ledge.
>7969703
Every teenage girl writes like this, that may be why its so awful. Or if I could John Green about it "It's not that I never grew up but that I never forgot what it felt like to be growing."
>>7969703
Didn't you hear? You don't have to have anything really interesting about your writing style to be good. You don't have to challenge something that the reader might believe. You don't even have to worry about whether or not your writing style particularly awkwardly phrased or excessively ambiguous. Good writing comes from constantly jerking off the reader and telling them that everything is going to be okay.
Remember the blowjob scene from Looking For Alaska? How he made the Romanian girl say shit like "eets so beeg" to show that she had an accent. And the main character in that book was his shitty self-insert. Fuck John "Jihadi John" Green.
>>7969733
He's so much worse he writes a series of awkward sentimental non-statements and insists they're deep.
His novels are tales told by an idiot full of snark and bathos signifying nothing.
>>7969763
I know I'm responding to my own post, but that quote kills me. He says that like he's fucking Rimbaud or Baudelaire when he writes nothing but this horseshit.
>>7969241
10/10 anon
I can already tell you're a better writer than John Green.
How the fuck did this guy get popular anyways? I picked up "The Fault in Our Stars" just to see what all the drama was about and all I found was a Manic Pixie Dream boy and some "oh so speshul" grill. Bullshit. I fucking hate him.
These are like the Emilia Clarke threads on /tv/. You guys supposedly hate Green but you can't stop talking about him.
"Kindness is like love, the hearty enthusiast; just embrace what's special." - John "Jihadi John" Green
>there be spooks afoot
>>7969812
Actually he's trying to poke at 'manic pixie' romances with his books. Not sure if that even gets across to his audience desu
>>7969772
I don't like Green either guys, but I still think that quote is pretty good.
>>7969841
Yeah guys he's only pretending to be retarded. His sad-core lyric-esque prose style and geek "culture" narratives are satire.
What an insult that is to real modern satirists like Houllebeqc.
>>7969831
This is like the definition of a purple passage
>>7969856
I heartily disagree but the point I was trying to make was that nothing he writes evokes anything strange or awful.
>>7969695
That colour scheme
kek
I do things like get in a taxi and say "The cereal store, and step on it."
-John Green
>>7969927
This is good. Real good.
>>7969927
I kek'd.
"The Cereal Store" is what John Green calls the local Brothel. He doesn't have sex with any of the prostitutes he just pays to respect their intellect.
>>7969927
The fucking cancer of "doing things", ugh.
>>7969946
"Doing things is what you are doing when you aren't doing other things." - John Green
"Cancer is just the end of life, but life doesn't always end there."- John Green
>>7969954
stop it please
>>7969812
I stumbled upon him and his brother around 2008 and was sadly sucked into their 'nerd fighter' realm. I used to vlog, tumbl, read his books, and go to doctor who conventions. I'm so embarrassed of my 15 year old self and shocked I could have been sucked in so easily influenced.
Thank god I found /lit/, and now know what it means to have TRUE patrician taste. Long live Wallace, Pynchon, and Joyce!
>>7969831
I've never read such an empty and yet totally overwrought sentence in my life
>>7969617
anta
>>7969164
Pretty sure the "slowly and then all at once" bit was adapted from something Hemingway said about going broke.
>>7969669
that was almost a good sentence and then he had to go and ruin it beyond all salvation
>>7969966
i like your altar. is that candle apple cinnamon? if so, you are indeed my literary nigger.
>>7969841
he's not making a satire of anything
he's just doing the vanilla manic pixie girl book with a gender swap + double cancer
>>7969979
Look deeper, it was written by me and says "Kill the jews"
>>7969979
I'm sorry it said " If people were rain, then I was a drizzle and she was a Hurricane." - John Green
Are you glad you asked?
>>7970243
I dont mind this line at all.
>>7969954
"If you can't learn to master your anger, then your anger will learn to master you" - John Green
>>7970257
I don't know if you're aware of this but you're probably a cuckold
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
-John Green
>>7969954
John: How do I write?
Homeless guy: Don't forget your pronouns
"If people were reverse-anthropomorphized as the amount of moisture denoting the level of arousal they impart to the vagina of a given woman, then I was a drizzle and Chad was a hurricane." -John Green
This is the funniest thing I've seen on /lit/
>>7970279
delayed kek
>>7970264
"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil"
- John Green
>>7970261
Aw shit mayn.
Whats the cure?!
>>7970299
spine
>>7969941
>He doesn't have sex with any of the prostitutes he just pays to respect their intellect.
kek
'The buying of books would be a wonderful thing, if we could only buy the time to read them'
-John Green
>>7970279
>>7970329
Actually decent compared to others
>tfw the only introduction to books most people get is through reading The Martian and John Green
'I have a great relationship with the blacks'
-John Green
>>7969988
“How did you go bankrupt?"
Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly.”
>>7969185
But...pretty girls are tasty!
>>7969716
That is just puerile. Maybe this comes from the mouth of a child character of his?
>>7969742
Wait, I honestly thought that was parody. Seriously, is it real? Because that's literotica or fan fiction tier.
IT'S A METHAPOR HURRR DURRRR IM SO SMART HHHRRERRR
>>7970621
B-but... how can it be a metaphore when you literally do just that... isn't that symbolic at best?
>>7970299
Install Ulysses
>>7970434
That was real.
>>7970621
>you don't give it the power to do its killing
Purchasing tobacco products keeps cigarette companies in business thereby giving it the power to do exactly that - kill
I'm convinced by the prolificacy of these thread that they are started by fans of his or possibly even his publishers as a clever bait and switch viral marketing contraption.
It doesn't matter to them that its bad publicity, they are working under the assertion that all publicity is good publicity and spam his face and his abstract nonsensical quotes everywhere
Maybe I'm wrong though and maybe there are people here who are stupid to the point that they actually hate Greene and start these threads as an echo chamber not realising that by keeping his face on the front page of /lit/ every waking second of the day that they are, by proxy, doing his marketing work for him.
I probably am wrong, its probably wishful thinking, I am embarrassed to have just scanned this thread but there are people here who read and re-read his books.
Still waiting for someone to realize that my fake quote of John Green says "Kill the Jews."
>>7971587
>im still waiting for someone to unironically read a John Green quote
ftfy
I hate him in much the same way as I hate John Olliver
"The past gathered out of the darkness where it stayed, and the dead raised themselves to live before him; and the past and the dead flowed into the present among the alive, so that intense instant a vision of denseness into which he was compacted and from which he could not escape, and had no wish to escape."
He's a pretty good author tbqh familia.
>>7971605
In that intense instant*
"The past gathered out of the darkness where it stayed, and the dead raised themselves to live before him; and the past and the dead flowed into the present among the alive, so that he had for an intense instant a vision of denseness into which he was compacted and from which he could not escape, and had no wish to escape."
I fucked it up the first time, my b.
But yeah, John Green is great.
>>7969954
>>7971596
They're both complete idiots who think they're amazingly bright because their values and current bourgeois values are identical.
In short they're both very 2016.
>>7969165
maybe he is parodying modern society...
>>7969817
There's at LEAST one JG thread per day. I genuinely don't understand it. Why can't these faggots just ignore him?
>>7971641
>i don't understand that the american school system is shit, and that paying for it is essentially wasting money
>>7971642
Yeah and maybe Horatio Alger was parodying the Rags to Riches stories and Alfred Noble was parodying explosives. It doesn't matter. It's the same thing with the same effect.
>And he's not parodying anything, he's just a pseudo intellectual fruit.
>>7971641
>The American public education system promotes intelligence
>>7969742
>How he made the Romanian girl say shit like "eets so beeg"
Please be trolling
>>7969841
There are no signs of satire anywhere, otherwise somebody had picked it up by now.
>>7969927
10/10
>>7969954
This is too much, I can't take it
>>7971617
"John Green is great."
- John Green
>How far we all come. How far we all come away from ourselves. So far, so much between, you can never go home again. You can go home, it's good to go home, but you never really get all the way home again in your life. And what's it all for? All I tried to be, all I ever wanted and went away for, what's it all for?
Bravo John Green
"I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND ALL THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE" -John Green
>>7969241
underrated post
>>7971899
One Day Men will Look back and say that I gave birth to the Twenty First century.- John Green.
>>7969505
John Green doesn't actually exist, he's just a front for a bot programmed to generate pithy, nonsensical platitudes
>>7969669
pls tell me this is a real quote.
>>7971918
I wish I could believe that.
>>7969817
There are some figures so bad it is downright fun to hate them, anon. You should know this already. It's like half the reason this website exists.
>>7969876
"You, you, you, you."
No wonder fuckwits like him.
>>7969941
> "I-I-I just want you to know I would never have sex with you, I think that's disrespectful, to pay women for s-s-sex. But I just wanted to t-t-tell you that you're beautiful, and the money I'm p-p-p-aying you is just to be in your company. You see, I have this saying about cereal-"
> "BABY, WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LITTLE BITCH GOIN' ON ABOUT CEREAL? AM I GONNA HAVE TO SUCK HIS DICK OR WHAT?"
>>7971932
You aren't far off.
>>7970279
Saved, desu
>>7971889
This one's not that bad
Certainly not anything amazing but not cringeworthy like the other ones
>>7971934
Here's the John Green version of Glory if you weren't feeling pumped after the John Green version of sex.
>How does someone become this much of an impotent femme?
>>7970279
is his romantic rivals name really "chad"?
>>7971934
Now see, that wouldn't be a bad passage if the character was meant to be what he comes across as: An awkward, sad little teenage boy that doesn't realize that the extent to which he romanticizes and glorifies women is the reason why he has so little success with them. In other words, it wouldn't be a bad passage if it was meant to illustrate the flaws of a character or showcase room for emotional growth.
But because this is John Green, it's just a way to establish how 'quirky' and 'romantic' the character is (because nothing's more romantic to a woman than a cloying little sad sack who thinks he's so unworthy of you that he's afraid to touch you.)
>>7971948
I agree, I think /lit/ just isn't aware of his good stuff.
>>7971976
Please spread these to tumblr. Make John Green Great again.
>>7971979
Maybe you could do it for me? I don't have an account. I just felt inspired to make these once I saw /lit/ ignoring all these great quotes.
>>7971994
I've finally found a reason to tumblr.
These aren't JG quotes are they
I think this one highlights something very important!
>>7972026
sigh
>>7972026
What makes you think that?
Not too sure about the design of this one.
Kind of running out of quotes here
>>7972062
That works too well. No one would be able to tell the difference.
John Green just like, epitomizes that white guy type where you can tell just by looking at their faces just how facile and shallow their worldview is
>>7972104
Fucking amazing, perfect
Last one.
>>7969146
Who cares about John Green? He's awful; that's axiom. Why discuss that? This isn't much better than a cringe thread on /b/.
>>7969954
Today I told a girl I liked her
It didn't went well
I haven't read the fault in our stars but I hope that Augustus was luckier than me.
>>7969146
>/lit/ is surprised that an author targeted towards teens makes shitty writing
>>7969146
his speech impedement is a definite sign from allah that he shouldn't express himself
>>7969185
actually john studies have shown that appearance is one of the factors that makes up taste, get your facts straight
>>7972191
Why shouldn't teens be obligated to read good literature?
>>7969954
/r/nihilism called...
>>7972191
>Not realizing "teen" is a modern social construct created to push consumer goods.
> Not realizing the same thing that created John Green created his audience.
>Thinking that's just natural.
>>7972255
He didn't say they weren't.
>“Why are breakfast food breakfast foods?" I asked them. "Like, why don't we have curry for breakfast?"
>"Hazel, eat."
>"But why?" I asked. "I mean seriously: How did scrambled eggs get stuck with breakfast exclusivity? You can put bacon on a sandwich without anyone freaking out. But the moment your sandwich has an egg, boom, it's a breakfast sandwich.”
Has this retard never eaten an egg and cress sandwich?
>>7972268
What is and isn't natural? It is natural for people to want to make money and natural for them to find ways to do so. It might not be traditional, historical, or classical, but the development of teen lit was certainly natural unless you believe in some judenati intentionally driving the world into badness.
>>7972310
Does this guy just get up eat breakfast then go back to bed so he can get up and eat breakfast again. It's literally all he talks about.
>>7972322
Perhaps I should have said its not something that should be taken for granted. It's not something that just has to be that way and always will be that way.
>>7969742
>tfw you get your hog smoked
>>7972310
Wait a second is his male character's name Hazel? Like Hazel motes, one of the best characters of American literature. You gave me another reason to want him dead.
>>7972322
>judenati intentionally driving the world into badness.
Yeah, sure...that isn't happening...
i have no idea why so many people here are so interested in him, in a negative or positive way
>>7972306
That was his implication, seeing as how he thinks the immaturity of John's work should be excused simply on the basis of it "being for teens".
>>7970257
I mind that it rhymes. He could have phrased it much more eloquently. In fact, I bet a more zealous editor could've fixed about half of what's egregious about john green simply by rephrasing everything to be less shit. Cause otherwise it's just mediocre teen tales.
Satire like this is awful, I hate the whole "Its SUPPOSE to be bad" defense by his fans
Something that's supposed to be bad, like shitloads of cliches, doesn't make it good, you've just achieved the shitness that you wanted
>>7972171
Well, yeah?
>>7972368
He was saying it is an inevitable and easily observed fact of the modern world that teens will read bad lit and that bad lit will be written for teens. No remarks about shoulds or should-nots other than that you should not be surprised about things that you see all around yourself.
>>7970243
Does it mean she had an incredible orgasm?
>>7972412
Yes.
>>7972333
That's true.
And on your other note, it 'is' the most important meal of the day.
>>7972410
You sound like a retarded libcuck
>>7972422
This is deep as fuck.
>>7972445
I'm really not. My girlfriend's analytic philosophy major just rubs off sometimes and I feel the need to clarify things. Pointing out that he was not being prescriptivist doesn't mean he shouldn't have been prescriptivist either. I just want you to understand what he was saying and he just wanted you to not be surprised that people are lazy and greedy.
>>7971567
>>7971483
>>7970621
Just imagine this Augustus lad. He carries around a pack full of cigs that he never smokes, but every now and then takes out one to place in his mouth and pretend to be smoking it, and he also has a DEEP justification for this behavior. If that's not chuuni then nothing is.
>>7969988
This. GREEN IS A FUCKING HACK
REEEEE
>>7969954
make it stop
>>7969225
What do you mean "what is it with this guy and cereal"? Are you actually telling me that your whole life doesn't revolve around Pynchon and cereal? Because mine does.
>>7969696
>>7972995
Christ, who pissed in your corn flakes?
>>7973037
Heh. Good comeback, kid. You're alright.
>>7969161
Very well put.
>>7969185
Does he make many references to breakfast cereals?
>>7973121
No but there's a retarded piece of dialogue about eggs and ham (IIRC) for breakfast in Stars
>>7971668
This is true though
>>7969856
A lot of these quotes aren't particularly bad thoughts or insights it's just that they're not really his own insights. It's all wisdom that's been around for thousands of years, re-told in plenty different forms and things most people realize for themselves as they grow up.
>havent been on /lit/ in several weeks
>I come back and there are still threads about John Green
never change
>>7971889
>When
Stopped reading right there
>>7971968
I'm suddenly craving some soup
>>7970279
Wow this made me wet
Or should I say MY MOIST VAGINA IS LITERALLY PERSONIFIED AS AQUAMAN
>>7969696
Seeing your eyes in the mirror isn't real
Your eyes make mirrors real
>>7972045
From which of his books is this one? The one with the black santas?
>>7969696
He's touching on an idea that's actually quite interesting, but it's written so poorly that it ruins the entire concept.
>>7969927
this is the best post on /lit/ right now.
>>7973632
Not like that's an achievement, though.
desu senpaitachi, i started writing some shit from the pov of john green. all i've got so far is some pseudo stream of consciousness stuff where he jerks off (metaphorically) about young people liking his work, and cereal, and why his work isn't bad. any ideas on where to go from here?
Wow, so much animosity for le epic cereal man.
Cool it, lads. Shitting on him won't make your life better
>>7973871
"I don't understand this expectation of women not being able to have a scat fetish.
If I shit in a bowl of cereal imagine it tells me "I'm the 48th bowl of cereal you've shat in I don't feel special".
Well fuck you cheerios, just because I've shat in other bowls of cereal doesn't mean I can't enjoy your warm whole grain crunch"
-John Green
>>7973951
"Let's dispel with this fiction that Captain Crunch doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing."
>>7969856
It's cuz he stole it from Hemingway who had a quote about going broke:
" How did you go broke?"
"Two ways: Suddenly, then all at once."
>>7969954
>and and and and and
It's weird, like half of the stuff he says is actually legitimately insightful, the other half is steaming pretentiousness.
>>7972310
This one triggers me. Only someone who has never cooked food in their life would say such stupid shit. But it's presented like the character is shining a light on the supposed completely arbitrary customs that make up our cultures.
We don't have curry for breakfast because curry takes a long time to cook, enjoy spending 40 minutes of your morning cooking a fucking curry dish you fucking idiot. Eggs are typically eaten for breakfast because they are full of protein and can be cooked in literally a single minute.
You see less 'discrete' eggs later in the day because they typically get mixed or whipped into more complex dishes during lunch and dinner... you know, when the cook isn't half asleep and starving.
>>7973627
its just paraphrased orwell in a butchered quirky quote for tumblr
>>7972404
>At some point you just pull of
>pull of
>of
Please tell me this isn't the actual fucking text
>>7970356
I don't think he wrote that
so can we all just get together and beat John Green to death in a parking lot? isn't that what all this is moving towards?
>>7969954
Okay teenage girls love John Green right?
There's this girl I wanna ask out to prom. Do you think I should slip the entropical decay of the universe into my proposal?
>>7974237
Only if you want her to cuck you
>>7973818
Bring up something about his uneventful teenage life, and the fact that he feels the need to make up for it by publicizing his retarded loner fantasies.
On the wall at the school I work at.
>>7975411
>citizen of the world
This cosmopolite bourgeois tripe really irks me
>>7975411
god, everything jg writes is so awful I can't even read all the way through it without internally gagging
>>7969185
>>7969241
>>7969927
10/10, this is the logical conclusion of /lit/
>>7973013
top fucking kek
le cereal man
>>7969700
Then we'd just have Juan Verde threads instead.
Riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
-John Green
>>7975448
Absolutely.
>>7975718
There's really no point to post this, as it's so well known.
>>7970243
This line, while pretty, panders to the nu-male ideal so much that it makes me sick.
I wonder how hard he gets pegged.
>>7971949
But what if I'm bad at video games, John Meme? What then?
>>7969927
fucking kek
>>7969696
>You don't remember what happened.
>What you do need is to eat these.
>>7972187
She died of cancer, so I mean, if he got it in I'd say that's a small win on his part.
>>7969241
10/10
So what's the deal with John Green's obsession with run-on sentences and the word "and"?
>>7969241
O U C H
U
C
H
I could not have put it better.
>>7975411
>the school I work at
>work
You mean, as a student?
>>7971949
I assure you John Meme, there is nothing and I mean NOTHING heroic about dying to an Estoc-wielding, pyromancy-using, R1-spamming twink in Dark Souls III.
>>7975411
Actually, this is the only John Green quote I've seen where I actually quite agree with the humanistic sentiment. Of course, he couldn't resist injecting a little bit of platitudinous garbage like 'make your life YOURS,' but the fundamental idea is correct. If only he would follow through by writing stuff that actually encourages humanism among the youth rather than the sort of fiction which Master Bloom would call training for Stephen King.
>>7970293
Haha
john green its like the neil negresse tyrone, but in the lit/ field.
>>7971964
I agree with this
>>7974095
>not knowing what "insightful" really looks like.
>>7969241
sauvage
>>7977152
As a janitor.
>>7969703
>A girl I know writes exactly like this and is praised for her literary skills
JG writes for girls
>>7969696
This is actually a topic discussed by good authors such as Julian Barnes and Graham Swift. Too bad he's a YA hack and a paeadophile.
>>7971584
No. You're wrong. We genuinely love his books and his blogs. He touches on the human soul and never gives up. John is our hero.
>>7975709
>Jean Vert
holy shit american names are hilarious when translated in real languages
>>7971964
This is actually a really good review of him.
>>7974124
to be fair with you in front of God I sometimes eat leftovers in the morning
>>7975709
Giovanni Verde needs more appreciation
>>7979188
Johannes Gruene
>>7979852
Jan Grön
>>7979079
Oh no
Is this real
>>7969812
He's a YA writer. The books speak to and tug the heartstrings of teenage girls everywhere. It's why the deep thoughts and insights feel so fake; they're sort of a starter pack to insight, perfect for that time in your life when you're transferring from Nancy Drew or Sweet Valley High or whatever into more adult literature and want to read romantic, achingly tragic and sort of deep stuff that resonates with the nameless teenage angst and desperation over everything - but aren't advanced thinkers enough to be able to stand the really deep stuff.
It's not that bad for what it is, you just shouldn't try to hold it to the same standard as books for adults
>>7969988
lmfao jesus christ
>>7977165
globalist detected
>>7979079
Christ, it's real. I fucking hate the put-on way he speaks.
>>7969954
This is so bad I had to stop lurking.
>>7969241
Cereal can't give me STD's. Also, I eat cereal at home. That cereal hasn't been eaten before. That cereal came packaged, sealed, and fresh in an unopened box.
That cereal was a virgin. If it want's to judge me based on how many cereals I have eaten then fine. But I can at least tell them that I have only been with fresh cereals and those cereals have not been anywhere but with me.
:\ Maybe if girls weren't whores and only had sex with one person then maybe I could think of women's sexual lives as cereal.
0/10 JG
Idk guys I thought an abundance of Katherines was pretty cute lol
>>7980825
>making fun of John Greene while also showing your inner robot and trying to claim all girls are whores because you are a loser and can't have them.
See lad
>>7980830
>projecting your own shit onto me
My response was exactly that. A response, a rebuttal, showing the fallacy of JG's argument.
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>7980836
>be me
>married happily
>she's not a whore
>I actually leave 4chan once in a while
>not projecting
>didn't literally say that girls were whores for having sex with more than one person
>am an adult and not an autists who have a problem with women having sex with multiple partners but not men
>literally cutting yourself off from women even more than your body already does
>turning shitty writing critque into your own jaded agenda.
>kill myself
You first, miserable cunt
