so you guys don't like the female booktubers? well this is /lits YouTube channel. I reviewed a book. booktube discussion. are there any good ones? why do people watch this stuff? shouldn't they be reading desu. https://youtu.be/dEVX42Pg1xw
you think this is fucking somethingawful where i want to see your quirky hipster ironic video you fucking queer? do you want me to follow you on your twitter afterward too?
get killed faggot.
>>7965287
yikes what the fuck is this
>>7965305
Dont listen to this man Op, you're very clearly an intelligent and well-read fellow who has a lot to offer as a Book tuber. Unlike all of those bitches, who are only interested in increasing their evolutionary fitness, like centipedes or cockroaches.
Maybe in a future video you could show your bare chest? id' like that. Maybe with that nice gray jacket, open so we can see.
Jm2c
>>7965305
ye lol
>>7965287
holy shit i cant believe you put that in video form. where a tighter shirt next time desu
>>7965287
Did you print that copypasta out and stick it above the doorway? Your eyeballs forever float upward.
>>7965357
I wrote that. and yes that's exactly what I was doing.
>>7965287
Cormthany McCarthano here, internet's busiest book nerd. And it's time for a review of Bloodmeme.
>>7965365
I wrote it in the thread about that female booktuber and all her shitty books lol.
>>7965368
woah this guy looks cool
>Riding Horses
>Spitting
>Killing Injuns and Snatching Their Hair
>Getting Wasted
>Partying
>Pretty Vistas
>Tortillas
What's not to like exactly?
>>7965377
spot on review
>El oh El le ironic detachment XD.
This is cancer
>>7965440
lol
>>7965305
did you subscribe?
>>7965287
this is what happens when you subvocalize
>>7965377
it was boring
>>7965819
that's not the upper hand lol
>>7965317
wew lad
ignore the haters OP i thought you did just fine for a meme
I hope you become just as famous as Katie
Anthony Fantano's autistic brother.
>>7966024
how do you guys know all these people. I'm too old for the Internet.
>>7966030
How old r u
>>7966036
not old. 27.
>>7966003
boxy?
hahaha this is great
fuck the haters OP They're probably ycarthy fags who can't admit they got memed and are desperately trying to hold on to their pseudointellectual faggotry
>>7965287
You should sit down somewhere when you do this. Unless, it is intentionally trying to be ironic and uncomfortable. But just watching you stand there with the low camera angle makes me anxious just watching it.
>>7966162
for my next review I'll pace around my apartment.
fucking kill yourself holy fuck i want you to die you're snickering to yourself because it's all an act but your clothes and hair and glasses and facial structure cannot just be an act and its those i hate you for primarily
manlet faggot
>>7966314
>my sides
i just disliked your video on all three of my accounts
>>7966321
lol damn. but did you subscribe?
I need that add monies.
>>7965287
This is almost offensively cringey. Why would anyone ever make a video like this, let alone post it online?
>>7966314
what should I wear next time? mason and Dixon coming up next. stay tuned.
>>7965287
Watching this made me realize that the autism I thought I was dealing with on this board mostly as a joke is actually painfully real, and in retrospect I feel a slight guilt and an even stronger sense of how much time that I've wasted here. And I don't say autism as a way of being edgy or insulting, I mean actual autism. Or at the very least, crippling social awkwardness. Either way, I'm peacing the fuck out for tonight.
booktuber?
>>7966362
yeah I didn't know what it was either until today. then I made a YouTube channel.
Why would this need a video? Just write the review; this video format is just a waste.
>>7966344
>And I don't say autism as a way of being edgy or insulting, I mean actual autism. Or at the very least, crippling social awkwardness.
This is just typical /soc/ reject. He is more normie than he is letting on, but he also knows that he isn't half as funny as he'd like to be so he couches it in layers of "irony" as a crutch.
>>7965287
This was a lot funnier as a shitpost. work on your delivery senpai
>>7966393
>work on your delivery
Don't encourage a cornball. This is the kind of guy who would write a "Sam Hyde inspired piece" and try it out at an open mic night.
>>7965287
Why make a review that's only meant for people who read the book? Isn't it supposed to tell why people should/shouldn't read it?
It doesn't matter whether it is a female or a male reviewer, the problem is a twenty-two freshly graduate considers himself well-read enough so his opinion has any relevance. In the reality, assuming this youngster managed to get him a position he could provide it, he would be turned down and flagged as uncultured but online, there will always be a herd of sheep willing to buy it and give credence. That's the point.
>>7965287
Your hair looks like a menora cap lel
>>7965287
You told your mom you had to poo poo so you could sneak away and film this, didn't you?
>>7966314
Post a pic of yourself you morbidly obese fuck
>>7966513
wow that's the most compliments I've ever got at once. you make me feel so young. I'm 27 and only graduated highschool lel. >>7966586
that's my apt >>7966392
I've never been on that board>>7966393
aight
who's Sam hyde>>7966465
it's for my own enjoyment and to piss you guys off >>7966553
lol
you guys are cracking me up
>>7966691
I was talking in general, I didn't open the link the original poster—you?—provided. Still, you're way too young to give any interesting comment.
>>7966691
lol you're such a faggot
This is really not funny
>>7966691
>and only graduated high school
We can tell.
holy shit this is cringy
hey I take offence to this. I enjoyed that book.
>>7967331
how to make less cringe? should I watch other reviewers? do more than one take?
>>7967420
oh fuck I have a great idea. what if I write the review and let my girlfriend do the video instead of me. I'm genius
Whats the password and email so we can all post vids there
>>7965287
sharpen your sarcasm and humor a little bit, sorta open mic ish. your presence should be a little more comfortable. you play with your pocket like you don't know what to do with your hands.
you have potential- but work on image, presentation, being comfortable in your own skin etc.
maybe sit down and have something in the background?
>>7967526
noted. all very true. I've never done anything like this before. probably never will again? who knows
So this is the average /lit/izen? Somehow expected.
>its ironic dude you woulnd't get
>>7967534
well i don't think this should discourage you, i think you should make more. just work on some things and find your fit. there's no book reviewers that cater to this corner of the internet, so you may be onto something. keep going, but just remember that you have competition. look at other videos and understand what your competition is. you're trying to get a loyal crowd/views
>>7967550
oh this isnt discouraging. i love when 4chan talks shit. its entertaining. even more so when its directed at me. i never should have drank yesterday.
>>7967557
you could take it to an extreme- take your anxiety further. review books, and always appear uncomfortable and slightly autistic.that could be your thing. that would be funny. think about it.
>>7967320
>my piece of paper that represents my ability to regurgitate information makes me smarter than u lel
ok there champ
>>7967320
kek
>>7967557
>my brother was using my account
okay mate.
>>7966314
what's up with people getting this mad
>>7967850
oh no for sure. I feel that. honestly to me though bloodmeridian was a giant meme. I hated it so much. I haven't read any other books I'd consider to be a meme. you guys tricked me good.
>>7967914
I dunno I made it because everyone was complaining there aren't any "patrician" booktubers. we can fill /lits void. although I started with a troll video. probably not the best idea since most people want me to kill myself now. I would also just like to see someone who isn't some TOTALLY AWESOME SO RANDOM girl discussing the books we talk about here.
>>7967931
Video format is not ideal for discussing literature. Literature discussion on a higher level is largely academic.
>>7967914
wtf is a tag?
>>7967860
you only think it's a meme because /lit/ calls it a meme. It's a very good novel
>>7967981
it's a nicely written boring novel. get tortilla'd you stupid corncobber
>>7968028
you aren't funny or entertaining at all
>>7968269
not him, but you're definitely a corncobber. go suck on yecarthy's withered nutsack some more.
tortillafags always get so butthurt when their idol gets called out for the hack that he is
>>7968382
>being this mad
It's ok if you couldn't understand it, anon. That's what Kurt Vonnegut is for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcipH0RE57M
:)
>>7968403
>being this much of a pseud
wew lad
honestly this guy is too naturalistic for this to merely ironic
he doesn't realize it but he is genuinely autistic
>>7968451
upboat XD!!!
>>7965287
I actually just got triggered by how cringeworthy this is
>>7965287
A grown man saying 'meme' and 'genre-trash' out loud. A grown man.
This isn't even analysis! It's just a synopsis and a fucking cringeworthy internal monologue!
Nobody here remembers ?
>>7968880
of course we do it only happened recently
>n-nobody remembers??
are you new?
>>7968059
He's not a homo, though. He said in a video he looks for XX chromosomes in a partner.
>>7967914
>margarine not butter
total pleb detected
>>7968880
lol what happened here
>>7969317
no. don't even
>>7965287
You are a meme. Now I am going to shill my own video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-osk01QvI
>>7968836
I think that's the point desu
>>7968880
>>7969333
what happened ?
>>7969644
Something shameful and hurtful
>>7969776
yeah you guys are pretty mean
hahaha bloodmeridian fucking sucks. this nigger is alright.
>>7968480
what Is being artistic
I want to review books whilst softly toking away upon my long stemmed pipe. Does anyone care for what I would have to say about such fine pieces of literature as Captain Underpants, The Hunger Games, and Moby Dick?
bazpierce or whomever is only decent one ive seen
checked out the big guy who walks on cliffs via this board but i cant watch a thirty minute youtube vid, it's a 3-9min format
>>7970254
This kind of shit is proof that the rumors about this board being taken over by reddit and all the oldfags jumping ship were true
fuck this guy already has more subscribers than I do
>>7970245
OP pls go
>>7971554
he's got really nice shower curtains to.
>>7966003
Our darkest time.
>>7972899
what happened with katie. someone fucking tell me
>>7974081
>>7974106
lol
