what do you think big Daves suicide note said.
Was probably written in a hanging indent
I'm sure there's something sad and utterly banal about it.
>Peace in the middle east
"I was writer"
His last words were 'I'm writer'
>>7918512
(sorry)"
–Dave
what does the survivor do with a suicide note? do they keep it? I'd rip it to shreds right after reading it, in a fit of rage. upset that someone can be so selfish.
Was copiously footnoted
>>7918706
I would think that many people destroy them or simply keep them locked away.
>>7918715
...and about 1400 pages long.
Hope he at least did a tl;dr for the plebs in his family.
ever time I seen his phiz I get saddened b cuz he was so kewl and funna. y did thyne an hero. I wonder what his face looked like as he was straggling.
Do you think he hanged himself while wearing the bandana?
>>7919258
He was awkward and dead inside long before he strangled.
He probably jizzed in his pants when he strangled though. It is called "angel lust" and is common to men who die this way. If the semen falls to the ground, a mandrake plant grows in that location. Witches used to hang around gallows to gather this plant to use them in their love potions. This means there could possibly be a David Foster Wallace mandrake plant somewhere in the vicinity where he killed himself. This plant would naturally have more than ordinary powers and would be highly valuable.
>>7919277
if you pulled if off the ground, would it be cry?
>>7919299
It would make strange grimaces and take sips of water.
>>7919277
lol mandrake root
>tfw getting sad thinking about dfw' corpse inside a coffin
>>7919277
>In one superstition, people who pull up this root will be condemned to hell, and the mandrake root would scream as it was pulled from the ground, killing anyone who heard it. Therefore, in the past, people have tied the roots to the bodies of animals and then used these animals to pull the roots from the soil
lol
>>7918706
They frame it up and hang it.
Just change the 'Wardine' to 'Dave'.
>>7919299
for you
>>7919519
Fuck off.
It was probably pretty short and standard with some quote or a few. Maybe like a sad joke too. I wouldnt even be that surprised if he didn't leave a note
I wonder if it was planned or just spur of the moment, I'm leaning towards the latter.
probably just something short and personal for his wife, an apology and plea to move on.
>>7919449
kek
Why would you even leave a suicide note? The best part of suicide is not having to worry about things or do stuff anymore
>>7921279
It's common courtesy.
>>7918382
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
>>7921279
this nigga had to write a 1200 page book to justify him dropping out of tennis for his autistic dad, do you honestly think he didn't leave a 6 volume encyclopedia of super sincere shit behind?
>>7921287
To put it in other terms you recall how in othello the antagonist went on long speeches to himself on his motivations then said nothing when he was arrested
well thats often how it is with predetermined reception
>>7918706
My ex carved her note into her stomach. She then took a picture.
I of course use it to fap. I would show /lit/ but I can't trust you to not find her facebook since it shows her face.
>>7921318
Crop her face out
>I only wish I had been born earlier, so my hero James Joyce would smell my farts and title me 'His Little Farting Wallace'.
Sad last words really.
>>7921318
Have you not heard of cropping you autistic fuck.
>>7918706
>upset that someone can be so selfish.
very subtle b8, you might want to be more blatant next time so that someone falls for it
>PS Karen, no matter how many times that Franzen asks about it, I did not borrow his tennis shoes
>and don't let Bloom have his hedge trimmer back
>>7918382
It probably describes or at least alludes to psychic pain on the order of what's described in "Good Old Neon", plus some of the usual about how people who were close to him shouldn't blame themselves and maybe even specifically blaming the medications and his own choice to go on and off of them.
Honestly, just read Good Old Neon if you're curious about what he probably expressed some of in that note.
>>7918512
Confirmed true CNN
>>7918706
Edge-lord 9000
>>7918382
For sale: unembarrassing shoes, never worn.
>>7921469
My sides
>>7918382
Something self-pitying and self-centered, like all addicts thought process. love the mans arts but in many ways addicts have the emotional development of children
>>7921469
fuck
>>7918382
>The new Weezer album sucks.
>>7921428
are you retarded. suicide is the most selfish thing anyone can ever do.
>>7922205
Nothing matters in life except material wealth and by extension comfort. You think I care how selfish I am in death?
>>7922218
edge-lord 9000
>>7918382
blame it on the alcohol
>>7918382
Biggest bitch of all time
>famous
>rich as fuck
>had to beat pussy off with a stick
>an hero
>>7919263
it would be extremely painful
>>7918382
WKAE ME UP (CAN'T WAKE UP)
>>7922205
forcing someone to stay alive because you'll cry if they die is more selfish
>>7924030
for you
