>go into local bookstore >"un-established in 2009"

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2016-04-08 01:55:08 Post No. 7898232
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 01:55:08 Post No. 7898232 [Report]

>go into local bookstore
>"un-established in 2009"
>green-haired qt who looks like someone who looks like someone that reads /lit/erature is working the register
>different one from last time
>think about the book i'm about to buy
>nope, can't buy that book
>have to buy a different book
>have to impress qt
>purchase Infinite Jest
>absolutely no conversation with qt when I'm at the register paying for Infinite Jest
>mfw I now own four copies of IJ

So what should I do with my other three copies?

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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:15:39 Post No.7898281
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:15:39 Post No.7898281 [Report]

use one to create a shrine to dfw
give one away
i guess just burn the other or something

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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:18:03 Post No.7898288
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:18:03 Post No.7898288 [Report]

>>7898232
Tear the pages out
Plaster a gallery, floor walls and ceiling with them
Reference 4chan in your artist's statement
Generate tsks and tittles on /lit/

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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:24:14 Post No.7898308
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:24:14 Post No.7898308 [Report]

I too have four copies of IJ.

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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:34:17 Post No.7898340
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:34:17 Post No.7898340 [Report]

>>7898308
Four copies of IJ. Zero girlfriends.

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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:36:57 Post No.7898349
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 02:36:57 Post No.7898349 [Report]

>>7898308
I, too,

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Anonymous 2016-04-08 03:10:08 Post No.7898434
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 03:10:08 Post No.7898434 [Report]

Go back to the book store three times in one day to return a copy when qt is working. If that doesn't start conversation, you need to rethink your ethical standards.