I left this free biology report about wolves outside a Los Angeles high school.
Get this Reddit shit the fuck out of here
wrong place bud
>>7897859
This is honestly worse than reddit. This is 9gag tier.
Mods we need help
>>7897859
FUCKING CRINGED
this is bad but OP you are still my boy
I dont see what people are complaining about OP you sound cool and quirky.
but you're probably a pedophile
>>>/reddit/
Between this thread and the sex scene thread, /lit/ is fucking hilarious tonight.
>>7897879
42, I know a place where they would be cheering to hear this
Bathroom tip...
12 ways to make Christmas Mass more fun
What was the result for the free report?
>Stealing content from imgur
>>7898050
It's exactly this limp-dicked zaniness that makes me want to kill myself when I read Reddit shit. It's so fucking awful.
It's just chicks, man. It's what happens when you let chicks into a group of funny dudes. It's that exact vibe. They don't get the jokes, so they imitate this uncanny exterior husk of a joke someone else told, with just the tone and form of it there but not the content, and everyone laughs to be polite. It's like a fat chick who thinks she's funny because she just says kinda-sarcastic and wacky!! things loudly and then laughs at them.
I honestly hope everyone who uses Reddit regularly dies. When I read this fucking wolf biology report thing I can feel a tickle in the back of my fucking skull like I'm on MSN Chatrooms in 1976 at the age of 14, about to say something fecklessly, emptily zany like "the only thing that could defeat a wolf is chuck norris riding a wolf!!!!!!!!" and then thinking "nah.. I'd better not. I'm too old for that shit now. That's embarrassing." And then my mind comes back to reality and I realise a grown adult actually did what my time-tunneling 14 year old self just refused to do.
Reddit is proletown. Literally the best possible argument against anti-elitism. It's what the entire world would be if we were post-scarcity neoliberal goodfeelies Tumblr faggots. 24/7 no-punchline-having spork jokes and zany cadence. Get raped Reddit.
>>7897887
jesus christ
i was giving you the benefit of the doubt until now but
>seven arrows dipped in ogre blood
>Bruce Lee
>A roboto with cannons for arms that shoot piranhashellooooooooo reddit!
What the fuck. Why do I always self insert as the fat mexican faggot that writes this way?
>flaming skull
this is some real advanced meta-shitposting. Congrats OP
Post-irony, bitches.
>>7899975
>badass
Infuriating lexeme
Mind. Blown.
>>7899996
that really makes you think
upvoted and posted to /r/showerthoughts
>>7899784
Criminally underrated post.
>>7899784
>he takes the reddit meme seriously
you sound not so well-adjusted sir, and very unpleasant to be around, and probably cut off from friendships with women for the last several years.
>>7899784
Can I save this pasta?
WOW YOU'RE SO QUIRKY AND IRONIC!!! HAHA RANDOM THINGS MAKE ME LAUGH!!! I POSTED THIS ON A LITERATURE BOARD BECAUSE...well now that I think about it, this post has absolutely nothing to do with literature and is just me trying to expose how fucking awesome I am to a bunch on anonymous and uninterested viewers. PS I got banned from reddit for PMing girls on /r/gonewild with images of my chode.
pardon me mods
Why is this post here?
>>7899784
>It's just chicks, man. It's what happens when you let chicks into a group of funny dudes. It's that exact vibe. They don't get the jokes, so they imitate this uncanny exterior husk of a joke someone else told, with just the tone and form of it there but not the content, and everyone laughs to be polite.
You just described my mother during dinner.
>>7899784
Good post
>>7901708
>WOW YOU'RE SO QUIRKY AND IRONIC!!! HAHA RANDOM THINGS MAKE ME LAUGH!!!
WOW YOU'RE SO QUIRKY AND IRONIC!!! HAHA RANDOM THINGS MAKE ME LAUGH!!!
>>7899784
You, anon, have just cooked some excellent pasta.
>>7898050
I dunno I actually thought this one was p. funny. The mosh pit one was particularly unexpected.
>>7899975
this one's actually funny cause i imagine if it were real
>>7899784
is maddox posting anonymously or something?
>>7899784
>like I'm on MSN Chatrooms in 1976 at the age of 14
what
>>7899784
Sublime
This is actually the most lowbrow plebshit thread I've ever seen on /lit/
Positively absurd.
Most people here are jealous they didn't do it first.
>>7899784
godly rage anon
>>7899975
This reminds me of those "muthafuckin wasp" image pastas. Not funny in the slightest
>>7901937
My mother too...
STOOOOOOOOP
>>7899784
reminds me of this.
>>7903368
Not really, every circlejerk believes thateven the one you're on now
>>7903380
It's more that it's well-articulated, however right or wrong it is
>>7903391
Fair enough
Mods pls ban
When I first started browsing 9gag and reading cracked.com articles I would have enjoyed these pictures. The going overboard and finding things cool/awesome/badass/the best really got to me somehow.
I don't know.
XD
Lol this one's random af
>>7898050
>mass is a YAWNFEST amirite? XD
>imagine all this whacky stuff happening!!1!
Fucking heretics