>>7897493
Great greentext.

>>7897493
This reminds me of when I used to stay up all night reading shit like this on /b/ as a teenager, desperately trying not to laugh too hard.

I don't know if I want to /b/ nostalgic about this kind of shit t b h fampire.

This is like the Don Quixote of greentext.

>>7897493

Masterpiece. I can even relate; at my work I'm considered some sort of IT wizard because I know how to operate tablets and change ink cartridges in the printer. Even the IT people believed and started being nice to me when the word got around.

>>7897493
Got bored halfway through and stopped

It was hard for me to enjoy this greentext because it seemed both too ridiculous to be true and was very repetitive. I like greentexts that are either explicitly ridiculous and the author doesn't care if you know it's bullshit, or funny because it seems like such an idiotic situation could actually happen

The half-hearted realism of this ruined it IMO

Is there a literature equivalent to Fats McGee and his retard three?

>>7898856
It really doesn't seem like it's even trying to be realisitc, the setting is just mundane so you probably feel like it is even though it's not. But /b/ greentexts aren't exactly high literature so flaws like repetitiveness are par for the course.