>start reading
>1 hour later
>only 700 pages read
>>7896762
I'm writer.
>start eating
>1 min later
>only 700 burgers consumed
>>7896762
>start shitting
>1 hour later
>only 7 DFWs in the toilet
>perspiration starts
>one hour later
>only 700 quarts of sweat perspired
>>7896776
already meme'ng it
>start writing
>two pages later
>only forty pages of footnotes
dfw uses often the word mammoth as a qualificative (idk in english but)
>500 word essay for friday
>havent even started
just kill me
>>7896885
(sorry)
>>7896762
>It took an hour to write...
>I thought it'd take an hour to read!
>>7896779
Look at the man now.
I'd be surprised if his withering arms could even pick a burger up from the plane of a table, let alone eat an entire one.
>>7897263
i wish he were sitting on my face rn
>>7897243
>300 word essay due next week
>haven't even MLA formatted
kill me
>>7897263
Is there any worse hell imaginable than an American who has been deprived of his FREEDOM to eat a burger?
>>7897263
He even lost that contemptuous smile
I was hoping Harold would remain reasonably aged forever. I don't want him to turn into a high schooler's wax paper art project.
