>>7878162
you gotta modernize then go beyond that I mean the word is self-explanatory.

>>7878162
You gotta be contrarian that's all

>>7878162
Find something or someone that was going on before you and call it modern

Unironic post-irony

>>7878162
Read: New Sincerity

Purple prose with no purpose.

>>7878162
let your cat drive your car.

>>7878162
just fuck your shit up.

It starts with your attitude. Your entire purpose of creating is a desire to "be a writer". You should spend a lot of time imagining people respecting and revering you for discovering a brand new way of writing a novel. "Wow, only someone as brilliant as anon could have thought this one up! Nobody has ever done anything like this before!"

Technically, just practice absurdism and non-linear narrative. Post-modernism is sales puff for idiots who don't understand art. Get a strong marketing team.

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\\Sign quickly! Sign before the day is over!

You can be a post-modern God(tm) of the **meta** on /lit/. Just sign here!

Puh-please s ign here I'm so broke please plase please i need your money just give me your money please my kids are in Africa dying of my ironical situation oh dose this anger you /lit/ this shitty writing?

Simply sign this and you can have your free energy drink!

>>7878162
be so influenced by modernism that you unconsciously move beyond it in your work

Since time is cyclical, start writing like the greeks

wear small round black sunglasses
become introverted and call yourself a postmodernist

that's it

>>7878162
postmodernism is already done.

>>7878162
dont give a true or only meaning for your work, let people be able to interpret it for what they want-- everyone (including yourself) then has a different look at ur stuff.

>>7878992
This is postmodern, OP

>>7878976
neither absurdism or non-linear narratives are post-modern. they're barely modern