ITT Rollin for author's names
>>7875165
Rollin' for my new pen name.
>>7875167
>not Waldo Jeffers
Rolleroo
Ro
Rollan
G O D
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Everyone ITT is going to get a woman's name. Ha!
>>7875193
Roll.
>>7875165
Rollin'
Good idea.
If I get a good one I might take it up as a pen name.
>>7875165
rollin'
>>7875167
I'm not a lady so I need a man's name. Re-rollin'.
What kind of a name is this?
Who wants a pregnant bun?
>>7875349
That was my pregnant bun, you fascist
>>7875165
Thomas Pynchon get
Who am I?
W H O ?
fuck rappers
pirris with swing
s e s h
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s
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rolling for pen name
Rolling for possible character names
>>7875165
splendid.
>>7875366
If you're a woman that'd make for a nice name
What if you roll your actual name?
yeee
rolllll
daddy
I got Cervantes on a /co/ thread once
Herman Melville GET
I hope I get a woman's name
Suh dude
>>7875165
DFW GET
I wonder if it's possible to get Humbert Humbert.
rollin for DFW
>>7875165
Céline, please.
>>7875165
easy
>even /lit/ is rolling names
Stephen King get
Time to fill out some ID forms.
>>7875165
rollin
>>7875631
tehe, it says gay
>>7875631
>dawn gay
Top kek
>>7875165
Virgil detected
>>>/tv/67718825
So, how do pseudonyms actually work?
Do you use one when first contacting an agent, or is it something you and the agent agree upon?
I will be epic
come
and so on
Pen Name
These make for good character names.
DON'T MIND ME. PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL HERE ROLLING FOR MY PSEUDONYM.
GIMME SOMETHIN' HOT.
>>7875165
Rolling for masculine high literature
Dick Something
gimme gass gods
lets go for it
>>7875725
nice
>>7875165
Rollin'
>>7875165
I am making a post, an act roughly analogous to that of rolling dice in games of chance that use those instruments, that will create a random author name
roulant
here I go
>>7875779
typical Foley trash tbqh
rolando
Croasing my fingers for a publishable African name!
rolling face
>>7875808
African American
new pen name
Rolllllling
Oh man
Hoping for a Pynchonesque name
>>7875984
lel
DFW has no discernible talent
rolling for name!
wewlad
>>7875165
>dfw it's impossible to get david foster wallace because no middle name is generated
If dubs: Protagonist name
If trips: Pen name
If 00: Title of the novel
Singles will be side character names:
Pingas
I am going to write aggressively propagandistic Christian narratives about suburban Americans. My narratives will be self-consciously regular, and the morals conspicuously orthodox. Each chapter will commence with an epigraph.
I will generally express a gentle disdain for intellectual culture. The primary anxieties of all my works are about standardization, globalization, mass production, and moral degeneration. Narrative voice is a third-rate Robert Browning; narratives are second-rate Dickens. All my stories involve skeptics and atheists in progressive circles gradually coming to face their own half-hearted brutality and unexamined selfishness.
and my name is...
LETS GO
>>7876095
RIP my career :(
pen name get
How does it know our real names?
>>7875165
Rollin'
>>7876081
Not a bad name, actually.
>>7875165
david lynch was so fucking hot jesus christ i wouldve sucked his dick in a heartbeat
rollan
>>7875165
Roule
Roland
Anthony Burch
>>7875165
Roll
>>7875165
rolling
Rolling for a character name.
Unless GET, then it is a pen name.
>>roll
Rolling for pseudonym
rool
this one's for you, nick
rull
Rolling for Alias
Rolllo
>>7875165
I will write a book under what ever name I get no matter how faggoty it is
>>7876095
Just letting you know id read this
>>7875165
get me a good one!
fghfg
Rolling for author name
^ Pseudonym of the century, boys.
>>919071
>>7875165
Rollsabopolis.
Hemmmingway
>>7875165
R00ling
lit lit lit
shit shit shit
post post post
Next great writer confined with these dubs
>>7877480
damn
lit
My own name get
rolls
Next nobel prize right here.
The Birds, The Frogs, & The Mosquitoes: An Absence Of Meaning In The Post-Postmodern World
by...
...author of the award-winning novel "Immolated: an autobiography"
Hopefully I don't get a woman's name.
rawlins
>>7877636
Sucka
>>7875333
haha Colon
>>7875165
Pen name
>>7877804
>Darren Ali
>Muslim
Darn
>>7875165
Rollin'?
>>7877810
Re-roll
Also, coolio
Ernest
i'm gonna be famous :)
>>7877821
nvm i'm a woman
>>7875165
Rollin
gimme the chocolate
Mephistopheles did nothing wrong.
joyce get
>>7877980
>Thomas Pinecone
thread over
>>7877980
>pinecone
Well meme'd
why is everyone using names?
You guys are gay
>>7877980
good job anon
>>7875165
JK Rowling
>>7878121
love it.
>>7875168
you mean like waldo jefferes who gets scissors thru the head?
>>7879240
what an awful, awful, band
>>7880567
i didn't even know it was possible to dislike the velvet underground
they're not that good, but they're pretty inoffensive
>>7880583
I'm just baiting, my man
