ITT: Reading rage
>sit down to read
>neighbor immediately starts practicing trumpet
>Laying on couch reading
>Back starts hurting
>Sit up
>Back hurts more
>Sit in chair
>Can't get legs situated right
>Walk 20 minutes to library
>Sit down to read
>Immediately have to shit
WHY IS THE HUMAN BODY LIKE THIS
>>7851292
>>neighbor immediately starts practicing trumpet
yeah, so? some people prefer to create art, not just consume it, pleb
>>7851299
Always shit before you leave your house pleb
>>7851308
he just plays do-re-mi shit for hours on end. he's been doing this for over a year and hasn't improved. not every other human is some kind of magical blank slate for your pseudo-intellectual humanizing fantasies.
>read philosophy book
>feel like a pleb because i can't understand it
>read comfy fiction book
>feel like a pleb because it's too easy to understand
>read middle-ground literary classic
>feel like a pleb because i'm just joining the herd
>watch tv
>feel like a consumer pleb because mindless activity
>read philosophy book
>get tired
>nap
>reading in a park
>womens yoga meetup group sets up right in front of me
>no more reading gets done
>do shit all day
>finally get time to read
>pass out after 5 minutes
>>7851411
this happened to me yesterday. anytime I read in bed after nightfall I start dozing off after a couple pages
>>7851299
because you don't lift.
Invest ten hours per week at the gym and you'll never have back problems again.
>2016
>not being /fitlit/
>>7851421
>/flit/?
>>7851421
>He doesn't read in the subway with a tight t-shirt on
>He hasn't been featured in tumblr pics of hot dudes reading
>He doesn't have a gf to take candid pictures of him shirtless while reading Ways of Seeing
you call yourself /fitlit/
>>7851368
>not taking creep-shots & posting on 4chan.
gay
>get comfy to read
>eyes start closing from sleep
EVERY.DAMN.TIME.
>open book
>spiders fall out
>>7851421
>bench 110kg
>read War and Peace between sets
a-am I /fitlit/?
>>7851334
too real for me. i'm out.
>Finally get the motivation to read.
>Don't read anyway because I know I won't be able to finish the chapter in time and just stopping at a random point rustles my jimmies.
>>7851334
why did you have to say this mang
hitting way too close to home
>>7851325
Just wanted to chime in, reading your post actually made me smile
I've been playing guitar for 9 months now and I'm really enjoying it and sound good on the material that I have memorized
how can you not be good after a year, i don't know anything about wind instruments but i can't imagine that its different from any other in that if you practice - yield results
>>7851454
>not being wholly dedicated to training
Shameful.
>>7852054
>how can you not be good after a year
Well depend what you consider good, but to produce a clean sound and play no trivial things in a trumpet IS harder that doing it with a guitar.
>>7851334
This just means you're getting unhealthily self conscious after spending too much time on shitty image boards that thrive on defamating and criticizing other people for superficial and perceived faults. It's fun and all, but you need to step back every once in a while and realize that most people aren't totally fucking retarded like 4chan anons. Get some sleep and fill out your Maslow's you fucking dipshit.
>>7851454
>having time to read between sets
>>7852721
getting the muscle control to have proper embouchure takes time
>>7851454
>kg
>sitting on bus
>start to read book
>random stranger sits next to me
>"What book is that?"
>"Oh, its Book X by Author Y"
>think that its the end of conversation
>nope
>"What is it about?"
>"Well, its hard to explain. There's really no way to accurately summarize it"
>"Oh ok. What happens in the first few chapters then?"
holy fucking shit are you daft can you not see I am trying to read please use some common sense you SSRI saturated moron
>>7851454
>not using War and Peace as a weight to do your sets with
do you even /lift/?
>>7851325
dude's practicing his scales, cut him some slack
>>7852072
NOICE
>on train to NYC
>trying to read
>spics jabbering in spic
>spics sounds odd (not the usual run of the mill Rican, Mexican or Dominican)
>sneak a peak
>oddly white looking spics
>shrug (must be Chileans or who knows maybe North of Spain, too white too be Argentina)
>try to get back to reading
>spic starts humming "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
>he then sings something in spic to the tune of the chorus .
>Spic woman laughing
>put book away, my day is ruined
>wtfucking fuck Chile or Spain
>>7852980
>sitting on bus
>start to read book
>>7852887
this
>>7854573
>sitting on the bus
>staring at the window whole commute
>>7851431
>>7851433
>>7851454
>>7852072
>>7853243
muh brehren
>100 books a year, 115kg bench
>>7854570
You know that there's white spics outside of this countries right?
It's like saying all canadians are caucasian or every irish must be redhead.
Either way, I feel you, it's a pain in the ass getting distracted by people when you're trying to read
>>7852072
impressive
>at home where reading should be optimal
>decide to read
>need proper light, pillows, food, drink, pre pissing, good breeze ETC
>start reading
>realize something else needs doing ETC
>out somewhere loud as fuck in a cramped position with a parched throat, chapped lips, swamp-ass, a hangover, and detatched retinas
>read fine for hours
>>7852797
>Literally recommending a meme science for self improvement
Kill yourself.
>>7856416
Fuck this is true for me. It doesn't help having easy internet access when at home as a distraction. I'm going to unplug my computer and I hope it fucks up and doesn't turn back on I have about 3000 pages of various books I haven't touched yet cheers
>>7851334
You fell for the pleb/patrician meme
Time to end your life, I guess
>>7852797
can a normie explain me how "sex" is at the bottom layer, but "sexual intimacy" is like two layers up
>>7856887
>3000 pages
you're smalltime
