Exercise in futility? Perhaps, but . . .
I'm starting a magazine (distributed for free, so no profit) and was wondering whether any of you /lit/tards has anything they'd like to contribute.
Could be anything - prose, verse, creative non-fiction essays, comic strips, w.e. - I'm doing an article called 'Interviews With Nobody: Conversations with Random People' where I literally just interview random people I meet.
This is for a class project but if it goes well why not keep it going.
>pic not related
>>7811932
Here OP:
En el largo dia de de marzo que nos acontece, encontre una plebita en la calle de esta polvosa ciudad.
Su cuerpo lujurioso pendrio en mis bajas pasiones, el culo se me puso duro como roca y la verga flaca como perro.
Eyacule mientras la veia pasar, manchando los pantalones que mi madre habia lavado hace poco.
why would an esteemed fucking writer like myself (i've written 2 existentialist short story collections, one postmodern novel, and my ongoing memoirs which is perhaps the greatest masterpiece of all) lower my standard to appear in your shitty highschool magazine. You are better off just copy pasting comments from lit into a magazine then filling it with your autistic interviews.
>>7811960
>esteemed fucking writer
>uses then when he means than
k
>>7811965
Its a way of saying girl in slum speak, with the pseudonym i suppose.
>>7811960
lold, this is my new pasta
Okay I'll have something by tomorrow, sir.
>>7811995
sure, my offset printer has a quick turn around so as long as you give me your shit by thursday, I'm going to format it all on friday, e-mail him and I'll have it back either saturday or monday.
I shouldn't have waited this long, it's due tuesday
>>7811960
>nothing personnel, kid!
>>7811998
Hebilla Jones