I don't usually post on this board, but I'm feeling a feel that I think only some of you guys might understand.... I really miss Kurt Vonnegut, even though he's dead.... I think I kinda have a crush on him. Can anyone relate? Have you ever been in love with a dead author?
>>7787431
upboated.
>>7787431
>Have you ever been in love with a dead author?
so it goes.
>>7787431
this is pathetic but i'll humor you
>if you do not love me i shall not be loved if i do not love you i shall not love
I'm in love with Pynchon and thank god he's still alive. I might yet get my chance to lay him.
>>7787442
man, beckett had some big ol' floppy dumbo ears.
>>7787463
and made them look outrageously good
the more similar someone looks to beckett the more attractive they are
>>7787431
>I don't usually post on this board
>vonnegut
oh gee I would never have guessed
>>7787550
agreed, young beck looks like a pretentious fuccboi, old beck looks like he could find your prostate in half a second and when you're done spewing cum he'll place his notes on your work in your hands and walk off to brew some dank ass coffee.
>>7787556
>old beck looks like he could find your prostate in half a second and when you're done spewing cum he'll place his notes on your work in your hands and walk off to brew some dank ass coffee
have you been reading my dream journals?
>>7787550
well yes, one is a sexually mature man and the other is a naive young boy, i love them in different ways
>>7787431
I've read Slaughterhouse Five and Breakfast of Champions.
What does /lit/ think that I should read next?
>>7787567
Welcome to the Monkey House is a good selection of his shorter stuff, especially the essay where he's just telling you how excited he is about getting a new dictionary. I know that feel.
>>7787567
the meme trilogy
These threads should be reported, hidden and hopefully cancelled.
>>7787576
it's at my uni so I'll read it
this past Christmas I got a latin and greek dictionary
and they're legit philological ones too
I like the classics so these are so helpful when I'm wondering about something
