HELP ME /lit/. Help me make my dream come true please.
I'm a 19 years old french guy who wants to go to college in the us. I took the TOEFL test, a week ago. Results came in yesturday.. I got 96 (high score).
The universities I'm applying to want me to write an essay about my life and why I chose that specific uni, hobbies etc...
PLEASE I'm begging you. Help me write a perfect essay to increase the likelyhood of the admission, so I can change my future and that of my family. I'll be forever grateful.
Email me: [email protected]
and ill send you what you need to write about/facts about myself... and we will continue from there.
I cannot even find the appropriate words to express how much this means to me. It could turn my life upside down. Help. anyone.
If you're the actual person and not someone trying to dirty their webresults, you'll understand that you should never put up an identifiable e-mail address on a public space -- especially not 4chan, which is crawled -- and will delete and remake this thread.
Damn dude...
>>7786071
>wants to go to college in the us.
Why?
You would get a much better education in Europe, assuming you're not going applying to a top-tier private school, and wouldn't be up to your neck in debt.
Aren't you afraid you'll get shot? Also, are you a real Frenchman or a brown one?
>>7786087
The level of desperation and sorrow ive reached made me do it. I'm numb. I'm tired.
I get you tought, 100%. Thanks.
>>7786148
>USA
>good education
Again, unless if you're applying to a top-tier private school, you're fucked.
Since you seem too dense to answer the obvious question: why don't you write it?
>>7786163
That's far fetch cuz I keep to myself, why would I get shot for no reason? the other part of the question doesnt matter
>>7786189
>why would I get shot for no reason?
You have much to learn.
>the other part of the question doesnt matter
So you're brown.
>>7786187
I'm busy with school/getting my transcripts/getting my passport and visa (if i do go)/ job/ Oh and im also kind of depressed.
Just help me if you don't want to thats fine
>>7786198
>Arguing for the sake of arguing
You're going to make a pretty poor university student if you can't even write an essay about yourself, lad. Just pretend you're already American, Americans love talking about themselves.
>>7786206
this.
I'm american and your paper seems like something you just gotta motivate yourself and do im going to the ymca man the whether here is irritating my sciatica, pretty mild for march let me tall ya. im not sure about that trump but as i was sayin to julie at least he isnt one of those political elites let me tell ya. nice talking to you fellers, cool your jets, god bless, safe travels.
>>7786206
I just wanted a dense complicated highly intellectuel essay. I can write one but it wont be as intriguing.
I'm 100% sure I wont be a poor uni student.
>>7786148
>only 10 years
Wut. You have no conception of how much money is involved, do you?
You know what... Fuck you. Do the work yourself you lazy frenchman. I was admitted to a fucking behavioral health unit a couple weeks ago because I felt like killing myself. They have loaded me down with lithium and other pills so that I can function. I also have arthritis. I am back in school and as of right now I have a 4.0 gpa. I have taken 12-13 credit hour each semester. Last semester I was also in a Shakespeare play, the rehearsals sometimes went to 10:00 pm. I also get up at 6:00 am to work out then I workout again in the afternoon No one did my work for me. So do your own fucking work, baguette eater.
>>7786218
Well, you're off to a shit start anyway.
>>7786218
Americans hate intellectuals. Write it in the style of Donald Trump.
>>7786222
>implying I dont have problems myself
Why the fuck are you so angry tho?
Steal this guy's story: >>7786222
>J'AI "FUCKING ARTHRITIS"!!!!!!!
>>7786222
>I was admitted to a fucking behavioral health unit a couple weeks ago because I felt like killing myself
This is probably because of some girl friendzoning you. Amerifat cuck
>>7786236
I am mad at the idea of laziness. It fills me with disgust. The thought of people receiving things that they do not deserve conjurers within me feelings of intense loathing. These feelings are because I do not think that I deserve to be manic-depressive. I do not deserve to be afflicted with a permanent and invisible illness so to do the lazy not deserve the rewards of accomplishment.
>>7786148
>7786148
>next 10 years
Oh boy...
>>7786071
Get down on your knees first and say "I am the scum of the Earth and thus I'll never have children."
>>7786250
>This is probably because of some girl friendzoning you.
>I project my situation on to others
Nice try faggot.
>>7786071
>wants to go to university
>can't be bothered to write a simple essay without any research necessary
You're going to get absolutely destroyed in any university above the community college level if this is already too much
l'esprit >l'espoir mon p'tit cule
>>7786289
nice finale. tough "mon p'tit cule" means my little butt. whats up with that?
>>7786265>>7786265
I get why you tried to kill yourself now, honestly.
I'll repeat myself. I wasnt handed any of this shit. I flunked two years of highschool due to daddy issues(highlight of it: him chasing me 4 blocks on foot to beat me up. when he calmed down he hit me in the nuts and talked a bch of shit after) and many others. But i got up and worked hard and got good grades.
I dont get people like you. Stop adopting this pseudo-itellectual victim mentality and projecting it to get validation. Fuck you and your arthiritis homie. you dont know shit about me. stop acting like you got it all figured out. there is medication for what you have.
>>7786453
We do know all about you, you told us. You're a born victim. Go back to your father's hands, education will never free you. Nothing can free you.
>>7786490
Read that as "ejaculation will never free you."
OP, I was homeschooled, so I had to sperg through 3 years of uni before I even learned how to talk to people, while working a shit job at the same time. after 18, you will always be tired, and you will always have too much shit to do. nobody else will do it for you. just write the essay and take you email off here m8.
This thread has been made once before, January 26
Copypasta?
>>7786453
Does not being "handed shit" entitle you to "shit?" No.
P.s.The pills don't help.
>>7786380
I'm Canadian so maybe it's a regional thing but my friends and I used it as a more condescending "bitch"
>make my dream come true
>change my future
>can't even write the fucking essay himself
If you can't get in on your own you don't deserve it
>>7786071
I really hope that you didn't use that e-mail address on your application because if they ever google your email they will find this thread
>>7786222
>bragging about a 4.0 gpa when he's taking 12 credits a semester and not even working a job
a monkey can get a 4.0 with 12 credit hours
>>7786148
>US
>Good Education
>10 years
Enjoy spending your life in debt for a bogus degree by some venture capitalist sham.
>>7786222
Suicidal impulse might be all that workload you can't handle, friendo.
