Just read about how Goethe suffered from premature ejaculation.
Did this influence his works?
What are some other interesting curiosities about classical authors? Bonus points for sexual things so can judge them Freud-style.
>suffered from premature ejaculation
i know that feel
When I fuck my girlfriend, I cum in like 5 minutes. A long one would be like 15. Sometimes it feels like I don't even enjoy my own orgasm. It just happens and I feel guilty for all the buildup and everything.
Hmmmmm. She seems not to care. One time she noticed I was upset and stayed naked so I could fuck her again in a half hour. So I did.
Also fuck Burgers or whoever the fuck you're psychoanalysing. Also fuck you.
>>7759712
Why does it happen? Can't you just hold it in? How long has this been going on?
Can't even comprehend.
Do you feel like your manliness suffers?
>tfw just rolling the condom on makes you cum
can anyone else last a long time when you're getting it sucked but if you penetrate you can't even thrust without having to shoot
>>7759733
>Can't you just hold it in? How long has this been going on?
What the fuck? Is this a serious question? How can I become a an hour long stud like you?
>>7759750
I'm a woman and I'm fascinated.
When you feel you're close, couldn't you just pull it out and kiss her for a bit and then continue after things have settled down a little?
>>7759737
It also makes penetration much easier. I really like condoms to be honest. You don't even have to be that hard to put it in, and you can grow inside her.
I have the opposite problem as the rest of you /lit/. I can't cum easily....It usually ends with me going soft after like half an hour of thrusting and my girl sore. I cant even make myself cum afterwards if i i've cum a day before.
>>7759750
think of something else. the moment you let yourself get turned on, shit's over.
>>7759760
not really, it'll just be unsettled down right when i start thrusting again
>>7759770
Do you last longer the second time around?
>>7759778
kinda but not in mood then
>>7759760
Oh, alright. Not really. It's not a hose. If you edge too long it starts to hurt. Also there's the point of no return when even if you do stop you'll come in seconds without it being touched.
There's actually a lot to balance.
>>7759778
Almost always. But, there are things that can change to put you in a more intense mood. Maybe a facial expression, certain tone, lighting, glimpse of floor tile, etc. That's why >>7759768 has the basic "last longer" idea set up.
>>7759784
get numbing lotion n give it to her the way she wants it
>>7759784
This guy's just 80 years old, don't mind him.
>>7759646
Yeats had his nuts replaced with monkey balls.
>>7759712
There are excercuses for that. You can also have a wank before sex
>>7759784
Not in mood?
>>7759768
>>7759788
That's terrible though, I feel sorry for you. Not being able to be entirely in the moment and enjoy it all fully - what a tragedy.
>>7759788
>If you edge too long it starts to hurt.
Is this true even if you never actually was touched down there, but just aroused?
I was in a position a time ago where a guy had an erection for hours, but I never touched him. I did ask him if it hurt, but he said no. Then again I know there's this phrase: "blue balls".
Or is it very different for every man?
>>7759815
>I did ask him if it hurt, but he said no
I can't say for sure, but, I think he was lying. This is very uncomfortable in my experience.
>>7759815
I think that other anon just has dick issues. I'm hard for around an hour quite often and have no issues with pain whatsoever. Blue balls is after you get close to cumming and stop and go soft. It's not really a pain just more like an uncomfortable feeling.
>>7759829
This was like 5-6 hours though, but perhaps that's irrelevant?
Certainly wasn't like "blue balls"-type scenario then at least.
>>7759646
Premature ejaculation? This isn't a picture of ciet's gf.
>Great thread OP.
Not classical, but I know that Dostoevsky was almost executed via firing squad for reading a banned pamphlet to a secret society. He was pardoned before his execution receiving the Emperor's pardon.
>>7759829
>my interpretation of 'hours'
>3+
>your interpretation of 'hours'
>1
Wasn't Kant addicted to masturbation?
>>7759889
Yes. I'll never forget the Critique of Eternal Onanism
>>7759895
The... what?
>>7759712
these are normal times. not everything is porn, anon. If you feel like you're not satisfying her eat that sweet puss beforehand. in fact you should have already been doing that.
>>7759815
blue balls is a phrase, not an actual condition. if getting aroused without getting off soon thereafter caused actual pain then most men would be in agony quite a lot.
>>7759646
Source?
>>7759760
i can last for as long as necessary. hours. in fact, it's nearly impossible for me to ejaculate. unlike my partner who takes about 4 seconds flat.
>>7759944
actually, i experienced blueballs quite often. if you're up in them guts, and you don't bust, you're gonna wake up to a nasty surprise the next day. it's akin to muscle pain, cramps throughout the groin. really sucks.
I fucked my ex gf in the ass for the first time this weekend. It felt unnatural I was not as into it as i thought i would be. Maybe if you're pre jacking you should stick it in her shitter.
Can you explain this "I last 5 minutes" thing?
I've had sex with only one girl. She was a virgin too when we started dating, so none of us had a reference back then.
I usually last like 15 seconds after penetration. It is awful. I had to lick her and finger her for like 10 minutes. When I knew she was going to cum I would get inside her.
I don't understand. I like to masturbate to POV homemade porn and all these people last like 10 minutes.
Why is that? Is that the average time?
If that's true I'm going to kill myself because I broke with my gf and idk what the next girl might think of me...
>>7760447
Anal is difficult. I've always had trouble getting it in. Always so tight. Sometimes it's like my dick is afraid it's going to be chopped if it goes in.
>>7759712
That's fine, except that going for round two should be a regular occurrence. 5 minutes is like the minimum, but if you're beating that then no problem.
Most girls get sore after 15-20 minutes.
>>7760449
If you're a healthy young man and do some kegels it should get better with experience.
Just accept that you're too young and fresh to be a stud, enjoy your first experiences and learn from them.
>>7759746
This. Life is torment. I've resigned myself to a life of joyless sex
>>7760459
I'm 26 and we had sex for 5 years. Nothing changed.
>>7760459
>kegels
Haven't seen this meme in a long time.
>>7759646
i guess i just have alpha tier stamina, but i have a tiny cock. ah well. building up tension is essential. you have to tease, laugh, feel comfortable, lose your mind in it all, if she's really turned on by you, it's not a huge problem, if you work on foreplay, not just physically, but emotionally and mentally, then she's gonna bust pretty quickly. It takes me quite some time to bust, so I usually just try to concentrate on her entirely. Empathy is the most essential. at this point, i get off by getting her off, I might not have an orgasm, but I feel an emotional release when I've pushed her over the edge.
>>7759646
>/lit/ sex life thread disguised as a Goethe thread
>>7760489
There are people that have gotten laid through /lit/ and it blows my mind
>>7759788
> glimpse of a floor tile
I got this reference.
>>7760471
It's literally just exercising the muscle you use to hold it in and blow it out, so you can hold back longer and bust harder when you finally do. Not really voodoo.
>>7760660
>so you can hold back longer and bust harder when you finally do
Huh. maybe this is why it's so much better when I masturbate to hentai.
look at all these twenty year olds who love to fuck women for free
>>7760670
>tfw i'm not a prostitute degenerate
>>7760544
Oh man, I totally forgot about that... Ha. What a great story
>>7759733
Would you prolong your own orgasm? No? Fuck off then. Sex isn't just about you getting to cum 15 times in an hour then refusing to swallow my cum. Stupid selfish bitch.
>>7760670
>implying i'm not a virgin
enough
>>7760447
Ceit go to bed and stop exgfposting.
>>7760449
>I don't understand. I like to masturbate to POV homemade porn and all these people last like 10 minutes.
>Why is that? Is that the average time?
The average time is about 5-6 minutes. Premature ejaculation (as a medical diagnosis) is when you're consistently lasting less than 60 seconds. It used to be 2 minutes but they lowered it because so many men come within 2 minutes that it can't be considered abnormal.
People last longer than average in amateur porn simply because people who can go on for longer than others are more prone to upload sex videos.
>>7760868
Don't forget they have breaks in between shots and sometimes swap the actors
There's a lot of magic behind porn
I'm a virgin.
Finding a girl that isn't a vapid whore is hard and when I do they usually aren't interested in me.
>>7760876
Homemade porn doesn't always have breaks in between shots (it's not uncommon, though, and worth keeping in mind) and it certainly never has actor swaps...
>>7760464
If she was a virgin when you started her pussy would have been really tight, and remained tight during your 15 second escapades. Most girls masturbate with oversized dildos and lose firmness. You probably will have trouble ever cumming in a normal 26 year old, just because her vagina is looser than a much older woman after years of childbirth, unless she does corrective tightening exercises, you simply wont feel anything inside her, it would be like sticking your dick in a wet sea sponge, you might even struggle to stay hard.
You really should have stayed with your gf, you've probably got a decade of depression ahead of you now. No matter how nice your next girl is, once she realises you don't know how to fuck her 'properly', eg you dont have a fucking 20cm pole like the plastic one she uses at home, she will just get bored and sabotage the relationship, cheat on you with one of her male friends or yours, typical destructive behavior because she's too immature to just tell you the sex is bad and how to fix it.
>>7760690
>this is a proud christian nation billy we prefer greed and ultra-violence here
>>7760893
The vapid whores aren't interested in you either.
>>7760940
I'm aware of it.
Anyone else lose focus during sex? Sometimes I find myself reflecting on my life and how I ended up in the situation. One time I went through the entire plot of Crime and Punishment in my head during intercourse. Is this normal?
>>7762256
Ya must people do it so they don't bust a fatty nut in some slut.
Really makes it clear that masturbation is superior, I can get fully into it.
>>7759646
Isn't premature ejaculation a 20th century feminist invention?
To paraphrase Dave Chapelle: When I come it is right on time.
>>7762349
I can imagine it being a problem if you come before entering the vagina, but otherwise it's mission accomplished.
>>7762375
Good job keeping a partner with that mentality senpai
>>7762398
I don't think 18th century women did a lot of divorcing because they didn't get their daily penetration orgasms in, family.
>>7762416
Oh so you are from the 1700s?
>>7762426
I'm not, but Goethe is. Hence my response to the OP regarding the 'problem' of premature ejaculation as more recent thing.
Women didn't have the bargaining power to make great demands about sexuality back then, I'd say.
>>7762433
I'm pretty sure women and men have cheated over sex forever and forever will
And I doubt that a "romantic" such as Goethe thought that sex was merely a mechanical process designed to create an offspring
>>7762442
I'm sure there was cheating, but the stakes were much higher back then, especially for a woman, since it would leave them without a provider on top of being a punishable offence.
It's not like they could tinder a new lad every time they didn't get off enough without repercussions.
>>7759712
its normal. just go for round 2
>>7762455
Divorce your woman and be called a cuckold by your friends? Anna Karenina comes to mind.
I doubt sex was a non issue at the time. Different from what we see today? Sure. But being unable to please your woman isn't something that comes without repercussions
>>7762481
I doubt the repercussions were very great, miss.
>>7762481
Impotence was actually cause for divorce. Woman could divorce you for it.
>>7762525
Premature ejaculation is pretty much the opposite of impotence.
>>7762516
Being killed in a duel over a woman isn't something great? A marriage with a woman that doesn't love isn't? Raising kids that are not yours?
>>7762532
Impotence aware of that. Just saying, inability to perform your marriage duties was not without repercussions.
i feel like american, jew controlled media turned sex into some kind of a performace. people started asking questions like 'is my dick big enough?' 'im fucking her for avg 4,5-5 min is that optimal?'. I always found european movies so much more natural in that regard, for example look at sex scenes in the last tango in paris.
>>7762538
Those are all standard consequences of not fucking your 18th century housewife long enough?
Kek.
