I need a favor, /lit/. Get me an advanced copy of this book ASAP.
Just send a video of you jerking off to DeLillo, he advances copies to every cumshot received.
>>7745852
this is what /lit/ has become
>>7745852
Seems legit.
>>7745852
Source?
>>7748209
I sent it to Delillo. He didn't send it back? I took that as a good sign.
>>7745823No
>>7748215
Oh, I thought maybe you tried it in 2009, and that's how you got your copy of Point Omega.
>>7748222
what can i trade you for that?
>>7748251Trade me for this?
>>7748283
yes. trade you for that. i have many books, but i would like to read that one.
>>7748295You mean this?
>>7748298
wow you can use a printer congrats senpai
>>7748312This one is fake?
>>7745823
Reminder that if you haven't read virtually every single book he's ever published then you don't actually have any reason to get excited about a new novel from him. It's the equivalent to just another one of his books you've never read.
>>7748323
>all that shit taste
>that blurry Fucking pic to capture a still image
You might have Parkinson's,
Faggot
>>7748325
I've read Ratner's Star, The Names, White Noise, Libra, Mao II, Underworld, The Body Artist, Point Omega, and the Angel Esmeralda... yet I do not qualify?
>>7748323
OP STATUS: BTFO
>>7748334
Nope. Zero K is your equivalent to End Zone or Americana or Players. Do you get "hype" over those books too? Probably not, because they don't have a marketing campaign right now
>>7748334
Which ones do you recommend? I've only read White Noise and The Angel Esmeralda.
>>7748331
Blurry?
>>7748349
Libra and Underworld are world-class literature as far as I'm concerned. Mao II is great. Point Omega has brilliant moments.
>>7748395
Libra it is.
Third Reich any good?
>>7748353
How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful
>>7748808
I GOT THIS REFERENCE!
>>7745823
>new DeLillo
How did I not know about this?
>>7748222
triggered
