ITT: writers whose asses you'd eat
>>7731062
>>7731074
i lol'd
>you will never have a fling with a slightly older but very bossy Donna Tartt
>you will never alternate between getting sternly mentored by her on your literary talents, and being cheerfully ordered to pleasure her with your face and mouth
>you will never get inside exclusive events and artsy inner circles, your face still smelling like donna's ass as she introduces you as her "friend"
Anne Frank
>>7731281
>you will never alternate between getting sternly mentored by her on your literary talents, and being cheerfully ordered to pleasure her with your face and mouth
not interested m8
>>7731470
>rim bawd
heh
>>7731074
>And scho on and scho on
>>7731470
>eating a stoner's ass
>>7731281
i bet her piss tastes like champagne
>>7731062
She probably doesn't even wipe.
>>7731687
why did god create a race of women with no asses?
>>7731750
I guess it was part of the price to pay when they gave us men like Mishima?
truly the best
>>7731409
goddamn shes so fucking pretty
>>7731066
Is that Gass or Bloom, I can never tell fat misanthropes apart (yes, all of us).
>>7732272
Gass obviously. Just look for their smirks. Gass's smirk is aryan, knowing; Bloom smirks quite jewishly, deceitfully.
>>7731750
shit aesthetics
she is such a naughty little minx
>>7732271
terrifying that you exist
>>7731409
She looks like a dog who's just pissed in his master's shoes and awaits the inevitable rubbing off the nose in it.
>>7732475
Mhm that's probably what did it for the person who posted her picture. I know that makes me re-evaluate her now.
>>7731750
Small penis - small ass
Big penis (blacks) - big ass
>>7732475
*of
>>7732487
nah. master literally rubs her nose until it falls of into his shoe, which he jerks off into and makes her eat her own cum caked nose.
>>7731062
To be served one of her famous witty quips as she wipes your cum from between those demure eyes...
Patricia(n) Highsmith
Gene Wolfe am I right guys?
So many to choose from...
Ivanka wrote a book, so I guess she's a writer.
>she will never write an extremely erotic poem about me
>all these dudes
what the fuck /lit/
you bunch of faggots
>>7732833
Let's see you post yours bruh.
no homoecce homo
Alice Munroe
>>7732854
Umberto Eco Homo
>>7731074
this remindsch me of old schoviet-era dirty joke
>>7732271
Here comes the choo-choo train!
>>7732045
I'm a man, but I want to fuck Kerouac's brains out.
>>7733179
Gass is shit
lyricist/writer it's all good
>>7732624
Her facial structure is that of the fat 12 year old local playground bully, her boobs are not big enough to appeal to the emotionlessly sultry hedonism of anyone and not small enough to be considered sweet, her tan is fucking shit and she probablyhas really bad tanlines srs how the fuck anyone is attracted to her I'll never know
>>7731281
Women like her are the reason why I have a "cum on hair" fetish.
>>7733182
You're free to have your own opinion.
>>7733198
>posting aliens
>>7731904
Are her letters to her mother good? I saw the book while I was working at the library.
ayylmao Asa Akira wrote a book.
>>7732763
>those delicious Mongolian genes
>>7733198
AYY LAMO HUMANS WILL EAT MY ASS THINKING IM ONE OF THEM
>>7733198
Bitch looks like she's about to probe a nigga
>>7733185
>all these dead white male opinions
>still no Mira
>>7733237
Looks like an average college girl.
>>7733198
the washed up porn actress tan isn't helping
>>7733241
is there anything wrong with that?
>>7733249
No.
>>7733237
>all these hwite males
wonder why?
pure coicidence, goy
>>7731409
I dare anyone to find an image of her where she looks bad
oui oui on va parler francais, baiser un peu, peut etre on va prendre un petit aperitif, puis encore de baiser.
eh sylvere, ta pas des clopes?
>>7733186
Tall blonde great tits. I assume you don't fit into any of these categories, hence the jelly whaley.
>>7733198
Them titties, though.
>>7733237
She's catastrophically ugly and has a stache.
It's always interesting when what was considered "low brow literature" becomes "high literature". We can discuss that after I eat her out
>>7733371
I think the contrary
>>7733384
Is the o in brow pronounced like in brown or like in low?
>>7733384
>yfw you realise The Beatles were the One Direction of their time
She looks like my grandma.
>>7733432
Is this her?
>>7733439
>She looks like my grandma.
Hot.
>>7732540
She was so fucking kinky. Probably the kind of girl who strokes your dick while giving you a rimjob.
>>7733542
seconding
This whole thread is way too much. I always thought people interested in literature were low test
>>7733542
literally waiting for the inevitable load of punishment
>>7733542
who is this cutie
>>7733595
She's a slut.
>>7733598
that doesn't mean she isn't a cute slut
do girls reading books count?
preferably in her late, morbidly obese stage
i can imagine her thighs and ass cheeks rumbling rapturously as her digestive system struggles to contain the large build up of gases competing for space
giving you directions around her network of fat rolls in her folksy and stern new england accent, giggling deeply and elephantishly when you finally find the part she wants
>>7733613
i was masturbating so hard i forgot to actually attach a picture of shirley jackson
>>7733610
>bending the book like that
She's the one who deserves to get bended.
>>7731470
Pretty much this
>eating 17-22yo Rimbaud boipussy everyday
I envy that fucking guy so fucking much
Weird this guy hasn't been posted yet
>>7731281
yes
>>7733186
Such a salty virgin. You should throw those sour grapes out.
>>7733376
My got! Pure memeology.
>>7733542
looks like an amateurallure scene
people in here are sick
>>7733874
>7733874
oh no he didn't
>>7733874
I'm really surprised we got this far into the thread without pinecone.
>>7731281
Jesus she looks exactly like my ex; a "writer" and a MASSIVE cokeslut
>>7733186
Jeb please
>>7733967
Jeb!* The exclamation point matters.
>>7732826
That sweet sweet finely aged Japanese man puss.
>>7733940
Was her name Donna Tartt by any chance?
>>7733439
I hate people that recycle this "fact-let"
>>7731409
this
Only if her hair is like it is in this picture, though.
>>7733610
>destroying the spine
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7733610
No, she deserves to be sodomized but not in this thread.
>>7734082
>Wanting AIDS ass
I want to suck that nose as I would a cock, a lumpy crooked cock.
To crucify her within that pillar of light
>>7733940
What's a "cokeslut"? One that sniffs coke from dicks?
would you eat your own ass if you could anons? say you were flexible enough to do that comfortably. would you do it?
>>7733439
kinda sorta. they were a boyband with shallow lovesongs for a while, yes, but that was only for like one or two albums. beyond that, those lovey-dovey popsongs were actually pretty good, better than at least one direction's.
>>7734775
see, I'm an idiot, whereas /lit/ as a whole isn't, so much. I've seen wonderful discussions on music and other arts here, but I myself obviously couldn't reproduce them, because I'm an idiot, so.
fyi that 'eating ass' is a meme spread by clickbait jews like vice media.
why would you do it? why
>>7734788
gee. it's hilarious how everyone puts this board on a pedestal without realizing that the average anon here is just as mediocre and dumb as the average person in the entire population.
lets not pretend that the "wonderful" discussions on music and other arts that happen here aren't unoriginal tripe with any decent arguments or ideas. on the up side, you get to see so many people delude themselves into thinking they're smarter than the majority. This board is like the perfect example for the dunning kruger effect.
>>7734803
What
>>7734900
Is Station Eleven good?
>>7734906
no idea, Last Night in Montreal was alright though
>>7734906
Eh, 6/10. The ending wraps up a bit too neatly for my liking, but it's a quick and breezy read.
I'd totally Vingardium her Leviosa, if you know what I mean.
>>7734813
>that the average anon here is just as mediocre and dumb as the average person in the entire population.
That's a very unlikely proposition.
>>7733186
Please retract this post after you view this image. You are embarrassing yourself
>>7736699
>muh dam big bobbies
get a hold of yourself
Make my anus great again family!
>>7734906
Pointless soap opera drivel
>>7731421
Go make a new album Jeff
>>7736699
>genes
>look mum I had prostheses inserted in my body and now my tits are huge!
/lit/ - Literature
>>7737009
holy shit this isn't /hc/
Songwriter
>>7731062
>>7737380
Well, shit, if that counts then pic related and hundreds of others.
No one has posted her yet? Despicable.
Best female writer and waifu.
>>7737452
Her response to Ulysses makes me think she was a terrible person.
>>7737469
What did she say?
>>7736699
stop posting this cow and educate yourself on some /lit/-tier women:
shorthair . tumblr . com
>>7737505
>short hair
There are some exceptions but generally women look better with fluent long hair.
>>7737469
She was just pissed that he achieved what she set out to do at a far greater level. She could never attain such a mastery of language and she knew it. It was professional envy, that's all.
>>7737532
The low-T nu-male denizens of the literature section on a chinese cartoon internet forum just have different tastes, fampai.
>>7734813
/lit/ is literally LARPing arguments you've been told about from smarter people
then again so is is the vast majority of any philosophical discussion
>>7732530
oh god muh dick
>>7737580
Hair have been a cultural sign of feminine for ages now. No one can deny that. People who prefer short hair have mental problems, they consciously or unconsciously want to deny their desire. Or maybe they're just closet homosexuals.
>>7737607
>for ages
and then culture changes. And if going against culture means "mental problems" then there isn't bunch lost
>>7737628
>culture changes
Yes. We now have women with short hair. I'm not saying they're bad, I'm saying long hair are better. Find me a woman that looks more feminine with short hair. You can't. Since I like women I can't help to prefer long hair.
>>7737645
the concept of what is feminine is changing. just because its "traditional" doesn't mean it's the gold standard.
>>7737655
It's not. What you consider feminine is changing not the concept. Your idea is not the idea. Even the summa of all the ideas in the world is not the idea.
>>7733595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpelSFTFkHc
>>7737680
I can only watch her videos muted
>>7737684
she will grow up out of that bubble when her cuteness will fade away
>>7737718
Then she'll make videos on aging, and how to remain beautiful.
>>7737645
>culture changes
>Find me a woman that looks more feminine with short hair. You can't.
>what is culture?
>>7737659
> thinking ideas have independent existence
please stop anon, you're killing me
>>7737721
it's a possibility.
The thing is that Life is an honestly raw teacher, and all the bubbles have to explode.
>>7737718
>she will grow up out of that bubble when her cuteness will fade away
You just can't win
>>7737733
Culture is not a woman, anon.
>>7737758
>You just can't win
pic related
>>7737779
>little bitch
>bitch
>saggy bitch
>>7737794
rude
>>7734004
she's too pure for this kind of thing
>>7737799
Wait until I ravage your ass before calling me rude, fuccboi.
>>7737803
have read the greeks doesn't make you any smarter
>>7733616
Cannot unsee the resemblance
>>7737838
I thought you were talking about being rude. Nice insecurity, though.
>>7734803
Much more pressing, why do the Jews want people to eat ass?
>>7737779
Weird, because Klimt was such a cuck IRL
I bet everyone ITT would coward out if actually given the chance
>>7731062
I would eat none writers butts b/c it is a foul and loathsome way of engaging the world
>>7737870
Frækt
>>7732854
This image is of an Italian murderer and criminal called Cesare Borgia, not Jesus.
>>7738883
pretty sure its a depiction of jesus
>>7738471
I confess I never got the chance. Probably never will.
>>7738471
The story of my life.
Always date the boring chicks that confess to me, and never confessed to the ones that i've liked
>>7739110
He said ass
Not ash
does anyone have the picture of the chick with the lips reading Joyce?
>>7739131
Pretty but not hot, holding a book, I bet /lit/ went nuts when this pic was first posted.
>>7739131
>not hot
Hotness is overrated. I prefer to fuck a cute "average" girl like that than the "hot" girl of the school.
That being said I've never read the Diary.
>>7739495
you can delete a post by checking the square at the corner of your post (near Anonymous) and then pressing delete button at bottom right of the page (near Style: Yotsuba B)
>>7739511
Why would I do that when I can just do what I did?
>>7739559
Why would you do what you did when you can do what he said?
>>7739563
Because it's faster and people will see deleted posts anyway?
Duh.
>>7731421
>>7739131
>>7739110
>tfw you have a legitimate unshakeable cringecrush on Anne Frank
wtf do I do? should I just do jews only or what. how do i escape this
>>7740297
Speaking of authors whose ass I wouldn't go near... John "Dick Cheerios" Green
>>7737680
I am now rock hard.
>>7740749
I'd like to throw a nice hard rock at her head.
>>7739131
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>>7737680
almost 8 minutes about something you can express in like 5 seconds
>>7733186
She's a model
She went to Upenn
She's a blonde ubermensch
>>7731074
It is *sniffle* pure ideology.
Auditions will start in july
>>7733542
I know a girl who looks like this girl and has that same kind of insufferable affectation
one of the least likable people I know actually
>>7741451
Will you eat her ass?
>>7741460
>I learned about evolution in an introductory bio class and now use it to explain every human behavior
And just how does it represent that, which part of the brain is the "long hair= fertility" lobe you fuckin science fan. Cmon. There's no probability or even a meaningful evolutionary story for that. I'm so tired of the evpsych arguments on 4chan
>>7737607
fuck outta here my dude
>>7737645
>implying femininity exists
>>7739494
it's a good read. recommend reading it while listening to grouper's dragging a dead deer up a hill.
>>7733973
Vehemently, a hearty chuckle
>>7732045
what kind of sean cody gay for pay teas?
>>7731549
>rubs face with back of hand
>pulls at shirt
![gillian-flynn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zse2hVl.jpg "gillian-flynn[1].jpg")
This psychotic bitch would be one hell of a romp
>TFW YOU SUDDENLY REALIZE YOU'LL NEVER FUCK HANNAH ARENDT
>>7743466
I realize, every day of my life, that I'll never fuck any woman.
>>7743466
CAN'T SPELL BANAL WITHOUT ANAL!
I would have passionate sex with Eleanor Catton and afterwards regret it for a considerable amount of time.
>>7737009
>tfw no archive so I can't look up the lewd picture
>>7743466
no wonder Heidegger was so content with himself
>>7731062
How has this gorgeous Aryan boy not been posted yet?
>>7744839
who is this erection misdirection?
this cum chum?
this seed steed?
>>7736699
Donald here
my dicks already in there
lol
>>7733241
Which is why she's perfect
>>7745111
She's a druggie. Now, I can understand alcoholism, the desire for selfdestruction, to fuel the natural depression mixed with the need for acquiring a momentary, ephemeral peace of mind, and the intrinsecal beauty of this comically grotesque situation. But drugs? Disgusting.
>>7743784
shes a total qt
>>7744215
It was actually someone I know. Top kek. Nothing lewd.
>>7731066
Gass got dat ass that probably has gas. ;) <3
>>7731062
shes a poet but poets are writers too
would eat her waffle ball
