my prose is shit.
how can i improve
Write
Read fiction
Read books about writing
Write books about reading
Fuck her
full force
In face
and ass
buy prostitute
ask her for her name
tell her you actually don't care
leave her in the closet locked
>>7667863
Practice and stop being a faggot.
this thread would
improve if you made it
in haiku form
John Gardner's Art of Fiction has a good section on improving your prose
Protip, it'll help alot to practice a little poetry
>>7667863
Schizophrenic clang associations are generally more interesting than legitimate prose.
E.g., wee piddle gee.
>>7667863
Find a random woman.
Stalk her.
Drugs and alcohol need to be involved.
Yeah, she's going to tell your college about this shit, but hey, more drugs and alcohol.
Get a razor, send her and your advisers emails about the results.
Then, next thing you know you're 35 years old and writing dark comedy.
Worked for me.
>>7669349
Sadly not the worst advice given on this board. Pretty horrible, but far from the worst.
>>7667863
For a moment there I thought that was Oxford
new vid when
Is reading indisputably the best way to begin the process of developing writing? What are good supplementary practices?
>>7671882
Other than reading I find that writing is pretty good for improving your writing skills
>>7671899
And eventually you can progress to reading what you've written.
