>Freak accident
>on a lark
Fuck off, this is America
I don't like being reminded of my birth either, OP.
>over the top
>over the moon
>overjoyed
>happy-go-lucky
>bleak day
>miserable weather
>tiny room
>cramped apartment
>my college days
>in love
>under the weather
>>7663807
The true horror is discovering that your parents intended to have you. When you're an accident you can at least pretend that your parents aren't selfish scumbag breeders.
These are my unironic thoughts, I told my parents this and they both cried. Selfish bastards.
>>7663816
you have problems anon
>>7663843
I know.
>next thing you know
>all of a sudden
>>7663816
Thanks for breeding, mom and dad!... Not :^)
>>7663816
It's selfish to give life to a person? I think you're wrapped up in an unchallenged ideology
inb4 edgy bait
>>7663816
>mfw breeder
