The Lord of the Rings:
>dark ale or mead (LOTS)
>served in giant drinking horn won from an aurochs
>sing with your brothers the whole time
>repeat til blackout
You didn't make a drink.
What is wrong with you fucking genre fags
The Stranger:
>highball glass
>5cl coffee liqueur
>5cl milk
>5cl red Algerian wine
Garnish with a cigarette
The Rum Diarrhea
-1L Spiced Rum
-1 oz. Ex-Lax
White Noise
>water
>some toxic substance that might or might not kill you
ayhuasca
>ayhuasca
>>7618774
pub near me makes a killing from this gimmick
>>7619762
Is it one of those 'themed' places where everything has a LotR/Fantasy-styled name?
>>7619762
way too fruity, doesn't really capture the essence of LotR
>>7619786
For some reason nearly all places that do cocktails seem to make them all fruity. Only the more 'serious' cocktail places go for the not-so immediately tasty things(usually with 50 kinds of muh gin tonic). I think it's because women love fruity cocktails, and men will just drink something else anyway.
Finnegans wake
Go to a pub, fall asleep, and have every person in the pub pour their half-empty glass on your face while speaking Gaelic
>>7619762
Oyyy sotonite eh?
>>7619762
Southampton?
>>7620350
scummer
>>7618774
The Brief History of Seven Killings:
1:1 Myers Dark Rum:Reeds Ginger Beer
1 Shot Goldschlager
7 Espresso Beans
>>7619762
what do those ingredients have to do with the characters?
>>7618774
upvoted
The Blood Meridian
2:1 Mescal:Orange Juice
Splash of Splash of Grenadine
splash of Gomme syrup
shake
Serve with white umbrella
the infinite jest
>highball glass
>6oz vodka
>2 slices of bell pepper
>0oz discernible talent
The Mickey Sabbath:
Stolichnya Vodka
1 Tblsp Eggwhites dropped from 5 inches
Serve neat at room temperature
Finnegans Wake
>4oz scotch
>3 tablespoons of mayonaisse
>a coctail cherry
The Aleph:
6oz Malbec
1oz Absinthe
1oz Simple Syrup
Serve swirling in a crystal champagne flute
>>7619382
Is that good?
The 2666:
6oz Tequila
1 drop Red Food Coloring
2oz Gingerale
As many raggedly cut frozen red cherries as you can pack into the glass
>>7620439
Better serve on ice in a daiquiri glass
>>7618786
I like this. I wanna drink this.
>>7620420
>Not absinthe
Ya fucked up
>>7618774
The Analeptic Alzabo
>4 oz fernet
>2 oz tequila
>Splash of Peyote
>4 oz banana liquor
>served in a human skull goblet
The Bell Jar:
Layer Blue Curacao, then Vodka
Top with candied violets
Serve in square glass
>The Catcher in the Rye
Ingredients:
Rye
>>7618774
The Caulfield
>rum
>coke
>angsty tears
>>7618774
mead is a bit unpalatable actually. a little bit after dinner is fine but it's too sweet to keep at it.
>my upcoming novel
You go to the hairdresser's and ask for a hairdo. He gives you an empty glass and start shampooing your head and every few minutes you get up and switch places until there's foam everywhere and you're both exhausted and well shampooed
Then you wank off the hairdresser into the glass, mix it into blue paint and cover yourself and the hairdresser with it. You make a comedy show with the hairdresser as the blue man group 2, go on a tour. The actual drink is a beer drunk late at night after the show.
The Cohen
>Highball glass
>2 ounce Canadian whisky
>5 ounce Canada Dry Ginger Ale
>2 ounce Molson
>Lemon twist
>1 (really small) drop of dark maple syrup
Served on the rocks with a lit cigarette on a silver platter, a copy of the Bible, and regret.
>>7620356
I can't deny it, Southampton is a shitheap of a city
>>7618774
>Highball glass
>1/2 vodka
>1/2 soda
>Garnish with lemon and orange rinds
"Infinite Zest"
Dracula
>5.5 liters of warm blood straight from the tap
Winesburg, Ohio:
-shot of rye whiskey in a hot chocolate
>>7618774
Pouring a drink into a receptacle is not making up a drink, anon.
