How do you write a good love letter?
I'm writing onefor practiceand would like to avoid cliches and platitudes, but it's tough when writing a love letter.
>>7579476
>es, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
>love letters
for what purpose? it's not the 1800s anymore
>>7579476
Just send a dick pic.
>>7579484
Is there anyway to bring love letters back into modern time?
>>7579476
I'll write it for you, anon. I'm bored. Who's the girl? What do you love about her?
>>7579540
She's Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
>>7579540
Well, its imaginary so:
I love how well she understands me, my mannerisms, etc
I love how she makes me a better person, more honest, more sincere, etc
She makes me happy and content
And I feel like the luckiest man the the world
Now try to write that without all the cliche
>>7579554
>>7579556
Serious question, anon. If she's a nihilist, do you think she's really going to like a love letter? Or is she a "nihilist" as in she says that to get attention from guys she thinks will like that? Like a drunk girl at a bar that "kisses" her best friend but would never actually have a threesome with you and another girl?
And I gotta be honest, if she were a true nihilist, I'd really question why you love a nihilist, anon.
>>7579476
>How do you write a good love letter?
Don't.
>>7579568
it's a meme, you dumb fucking reddit-/r9k/ twat
>>7579476
You have to write it about someone you're in love with anon. You won't have any material otherwise..
>>7580044
/end thread
>>7580044
Well can anyone post examples of legendary love letters?
>>7579476
This might be the most cringiest picture I've seen all week. It was probably made by someone who thinks reading makes them superior all those chads slaying poon
>>7579568
That's a shitty /co/ meme, but seeing it here where it was unexpected actually made me laugh.
>>7580171look, if it gets boys to read more often, it's worth the cringe
My Dear Grill
When I gaze upon thou'st meaty thighs, my loins doth swell with anticipation of our lusty exchange. In my dreams, I lay atop of you breathing in your fragrant exhales as fresh as a summer ham. Your whimpers at my penetration only serve to further engorge my fleshy obelisk as it shares its time between your taut holes.
And but so, you were truly the inspirator of my love penning.
>>7580994
Someone please send this to a girl.
read sonnet 130
then wail because you were born an autist instead of a genius in the 16th century
>>7579482
Shit..is this from tropic of cancer? Where have I read it before?
>>7581060
Georges Bataille - The Story of the O
>>7581060
It's from James Joyce. Yes, that James Joyce. From a letter to his wife, Nora. Here it is, in full.
>To NORA
>Dublin 8 December 1909
>My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
>You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
>Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
>JIM
>>7581142
this is very funny
You love passionately, and without being a boring person.
>>7579484
it's romantic and personal.
>>7581142
>JIM
lost for some reason
>>7581028
but what if we don't know any girls?
>>7579482
Ayyyyy
>>7579476
>midget with a Justin bieber haircut
>didn't even attempt to read
>>7581033
>sonnet 130
That was amazing
