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What do you think /lit/? Is tagging a piece of work as "pretentious"
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What do you think /lit/?

Is tagging a piece of work as "pretentious" an invalid criticism of poetry or literature?
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>>7562076
most of the time - yes
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>>7562076
whoops forgot the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQYEM524aE
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She's hot desu
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Not really. A work is pretentious if it fails on its quest of giving a deep message or shit.
Although most of the times books, movies or whatever are labeled as"pretentious" by people who just don't understand them and refuse to accept that maybe they ain't got the background that the work requires from its reader.
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>>7562090
I like this "cumshot angle" she's trying out.
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>>7562076
IMO yes, invalid
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it's not a statement about the work at all. it's an in-group signaling mechanism
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>>7562119
I was about to ask for porn sauce just because of the angle.
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>tfw no tumblr hipster gf to have kinky sex with
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>>7562146
Look up Veruca James.
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>>7562119
it's so good
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Came back today after a good while away from /lit/. From what I've seen you seem to like Savannah Brown, or are you all just focusing on the subject matter at the moment? Interesting to see how different boards react differently to the same material.
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>>7562217
I doubt anyone here would care for her spoken word poetry or "nihilism for dummies" type of videos. From what I gather, we agree that the label "pretentious" is not valid criticism unless it's accompanied with specifics and showing that the message of the piece does not translate well through it's medium.

I guess most people want to cum on her face, too (including me).
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>>7562276
Yeah, the video is okay and we all want to cum on her face and then slap her face with our dicks and call her taste shit.
>>7562076
It's often a valid criticism is further expanded on. For example yesterday there was this fag who posted a thread for critique of his own writing which was really fucking awful, like the most generic piece of shit a teenager with delusions of self importance and attempt at quality prose and every response called it pretentious, because it really was.
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>>7562217
I just wanna fuck her desu and teach her the ways of patriciandom
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>>7562076
"And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"
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>>7562090
I hate her so much. She spends less than a year in the UK and starts to speak with a british accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNvujF9BEZg
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>>7562342
Video is literally worthless without the cumcam
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>>7562342
I hate all their faces.
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Her poetry is terrible.
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>>7562090
She talks for so long and says so little, yet I listen because the camera angle and because she's attractive.

This is it, attractiveness in a woman is such a huge boost that I look past the bullshit. I mean she uses jump cuts but still includes her pauses for thought, useless anecdotes and rambling elaborations and yet I don't care and I'm compelled to keep watching.

I wish I was a fat, steel hearted black man like Patrice O'neal so I could cut through the hoe trickery these women use.
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>>7562423
I couldn't make it past a minute. Everything about her screams pretentious so the video just makes me cringe.
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>>7562423
she's like a female zizek
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>>7562439
The laugh on the uhm in the first few seconds is what hooked me. The fucking smugness of it, as if IT'S EVEN SUBSTANTIAL ENOUGH A TOPIC TO WARRANT A CHUCKLE LET ALONE A 6 MINUTE VIDEO.

And yet despite this rage, I still want to hit her with my penis.

>>7562444
Even with the trips, I can't get behind that.

I unironically love Zizek and see him as a guide to the future.
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>>7562090
why does she speak like that? I know a lot of women who do
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>>7562453
I mainly meant how he can waffle on and on and the viewer can still be interested
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>>7562458
It's how pseuds talk. She's from Ohio.
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Is this porn?
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>>7562461
To be fair, the joy of Zizek is dethperately trying to keep up and pluck meaning from hith meandering. Meaning which ith *SNRRK* alwayth there or whatever.
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>>7562471
i fukin wish bruh

tumblrina porn should be a thing

they should be performing spoken word about the patriarchy as they ride humongous, unsightly dildos
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>>7562483
I'm pretty sure the fact that the production looks so much like a cumshot video is not a coincidence.
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>>7562487
She bags about film school in the comments
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>>7562487
I doubt she knows what her videography is alluding to.

I do think that the angle is highly suggestive in that it makes her look cute and submissive and makes you want to ram an eggplant down her throat while she gives that smug, conceited smile.
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Of course not. It's one persons opinion, on a Burmese Pokemon fetish image board of all things
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>>7562090
Speech impediment and/or bizarre accent PLUS vocal fry, all of which is obviously affected. What is the world coming to!?
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>>7562342
Midatlantic accent brehbreh
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>>7562534
She's from Ohio. She doesn't speak like that in all her videos. Seems like she puts it on when shes around brits.
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>>7562534
I'm a Brit and she sounds pretty standardly American to me.
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I loved to watch her videos in chronological order and to try to understand what the fuck was going on through her head when she transitioned from her (supposedly) fake self to her (supposedly) real self. It was the first time I realized the intensity of this kind of phenomenon where young people go through such drastic changes in the way they think and behave, especially because she made it all so visual and because she kept the videos that followed her transition available. That being said though, just another bitch that looks great under a cumshot angle.
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>>7562534
No one has that accent anymore.
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>calling your kid Savannah

oh amerilards
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>>7562342
I want to suck the endorphins out of them.
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>0:50
>I wish my feet didnt smell so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytuwMkus3gM
who /diamonds/ here
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>>7564425
There's that fake British accent again.
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>>7562090
>>7562076
Odd to see her around here. I love her. <3
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>>7562076
OP is a fag, because he can't recognize a cute.
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>>7562503
I just wanna feed her eggs and tell her its all gonna be okay tbqhfam
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>>7562423
>I wish I was a fat, steel hearted black man like Patrice O'neal so I could cut through the hoe trickery these women use.

FUCK. That's exactly what this shit is. HOE TRICKERY. Patrice (god rest his diabetes filled soul) could smell this shit out a mile away and I'm sitting here like a faggot watching her videos daydreaming that she will one day be my gf. She's a fraud. Fake accent, fake personality, this whole bitch is fake. She embodies horseshit. If she wasn't pretty, nobody would give two halves of a shit about this ohio bitch
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>>7562076

>be me
>decide to go for a quick grocery run just to get out of the house, haven't left in days, getting that anxiety-diarrhea from NEETing so hard
>turn this video on and set it next to me in the passenger seat, look over at her briefly now and then to let her know i'm paying attention
>get my tofurkey and silk
>on the way home watch the nihilism vid
>when it's over elucidate the troubles inherent in secular thought, explain why she should just consider Christianity

i feel good as fuck right now guys
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>>7562090
this is a very artistic angle
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It's strange-- she seems so false, but she really is well-spoken, and she makes good points.

Her slam poetry is cringey, however.
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>>7564517
>A run
>as in watching videos on your smartphone while driving your car
Typical American christposter
Delete yourself
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>>7564517
>silk
>not Almond Breeze (vanilla)

You sicken me
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>>7564552
>but she really is well-spoken
All good liars have this in common. Her "good points" are unapproachable, unfalsifiable pieces of shit.
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If that is the only offered criticism, of course.
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Why are you wasting your time watching youtube videos of ignorant teenage girls when you could be reading?
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>>7564572

why would i do that i feel great

>>7564606

low-fat silk is the only milk substitute i've ever tried that wasn't gross to me. it's the perfect beverage my man, you're missing out. that texture, god damn

plus, how would you eat cereal with vanilla flavored stuff? that's outrageous
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>>7564620
>ignorant teenage girls
Isn't she 20?
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>>7564620
>implying I'm not taking a break atm
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>>7564445
i recognize this meme
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>>7562090
i don't like her voice, so i'm watching her on mute and pretending it's a love confession video sent over skype
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>>7562076
Almost always.
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>>7562119
>>7562423

I think this video is 1/2 the way to DFW's Entertainment
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>>7562076
she should do a scene with max hardcore
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>>7564879
That's be amazing. It'd give a new meaning to her slam poetry.
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>>7562090
I fapped to this. And came. And I'll probably fap to it again. I don't know if this is a return to vanilla or if the weirdness of my fetishes have gone full circle. Thanks none the less.
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I think I should blow a hot and sticky load all over her face, whoever she is.

Sometimes I really hate being a man.
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>>7564991
Print out OPs pic, cum on it and post results.
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>>7564998
No way. Too tired for that kind of show.

Worked like a damned dog all day and it seems like tomorrow morning I'll be able to meet a freaky NEET I've been chatting up so I'll try to save it for when I rape her face.

I'm so fucking cursed that when I find a desperate enough female to willingly accept being used by someone as despicable as me she can't even be a common loser who spends all night online and sleep during the day.

No, no, no. The freaks I can reach have to be bad even at being a freak, so they have to wake up early or not drink or whatever.

Fuck sex. End of the blog. Like and subscribe for more amazing content no one asked for.
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>>7562076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6CCePrJlaU

wew
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desu there is nothing wrong with watching cute girls' youtube vlogs
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>>7565100
Good blowjob eyes to go with a good blowjob angle. At least shes self-aware.
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>>7565100
>science disagrees
Stopped there. Going to kill myself irl rn desu
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>>7565106

this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAXRnFSa03s
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>>7565100
can't these egomaniacs do anything but whine?
art is first and foremost about aesthetic
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>>7565129
>Ayahuasca Changed My Life

Did it kill the last brain cell she had left?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--RB1ZmF_B4

she fancies herself a nihilist too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFEfrF-rax4
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>>7565142
is there anything she cant do?!
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>>7565140
Dude I get that you've never done drugs but you just don't get it you don't just get high it's a spiritual experience ok god

>>7565142
Great vid thanks
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She's so cute!

I wish she was my wife, guys.
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>>7565160
Could you fit your narcissism into her gaping cunt?
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>>7564239
No one ever really did. It was coached to film stars and that's it.
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>>7565167
>tfw no one's cunt is big enough for that
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>>7565129
>>7565142
poor taste, anon, I feel sorry for you
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>>7565185
>>7565185
meant >>7565147
not >>7565142
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>>7562423
She's not attractive though.
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>>7562076
How can I be on alert so that I don't sound like this?
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it natural to be pretentios. Ever one has a pre conception that their work is good even if it isn't. I would even say that it doesn't exist a work of art that isn't pretentious. By the way the girl is hot and I came and it was pretentious.
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>>7565238
If you're even a little worried that you'd ever sound like that, your best bet is suicide.
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IUt kinda is but kinda isnt it depends ofn the very certain circunstabce of which the iten in question is being look at and examined and cirtuqied if say bloom harold were to say this thewn it would be foll y but if say a person were to say this as if something were purposefully being hartd difficult and really all around boquris like marx would sa then it is indeed pretensios but most things in their categfory can be subject to rdifferent interpretations
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>>7565256
Are you having a stroke?
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>>7562076
She's not pretentious, she's a tryhard.

I feel sorry for her. You don't feel sorry for pretentious artists because you don't understand their art.
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>>7565296
No, he is trying to get your attention.
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>>7564842

lol this for sure
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>>7562423
Is she really attractive enough to ignore how obnoxious she is? It'd be fine if she didn't take herself so fucking seriously but she just drones on talking out her ass and seems like she genuinely believes her own bullshit.
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shes got that replicant look
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xmSi5ZFNE


Sloppy drunk off white wine!!! Complete with a totally not fabricated British accent.
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>>7565436

hannah witton is unbearable. stupid kike slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZgQylN_TKg
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>>7565485
Love the hypocrisy.

>I don't care how many people he's slept with
>ewww don't tell me that's gross
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>>7564620
reading is boring
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All of you disappoint me
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>>7562423
>I wish I was a fat, steel hearted black man like Patrice O'neal so I could cut through the hoe trickery these women use.
tiptop kek
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im weak far too weak pathetic far too pathetic disgusting and dilapidated and she loves me not
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>>7562342
This is cringy. Maybe we can get this bitch to delete all her videos too. Post all these cumangle comments to YouTube guys
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>>7566503
Stop. Socialization is a part of human nature. It's normal and harmless what she's doing, let her do it. Why do you care so much?
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>>7565485
>up to 18 now
>thanks bbyguurl :^)

Holy fuck that had to be the best way of making a whore really feel like a slut. If i ever have a one night stand I'm gonna do this... She's nothing but a notch to him. Feels bad doesn't it? Maybe quit subjecting yourself to hook up culture instead of expecting a douche like him not to say something like that
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You people are all pathetic. She's a 20 year old girl whos discovering herself by posting cute videos on youtube. Get lives all of you.
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She's so stupid and dorky and adorable. I love everything about her! There is some innocence in her dumbness, in her vanity and in her dull character; or rather, some innocence in how she tries to conceal these. Just fifty years or so ago, she would be the woman you would have had found standing behind the oven, cleaning around the house, taking orders like a child, whilst at the same time taking care of the children, in short, obeying her husband without question. I can still sense it in her appearance; I can sense her nature in it; I can almost lick it - : and how I would like to lick it!
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>>7566541
trying too hard
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>>7566543
I was just emulating the state of my penis.
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My entire being is founded upon the post-irony that comes with browsing /lit/ for like 6 years, so I don't feel bad jacking off to a video of this ironic bitch
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>>7566545
i see what you're doing
you can't force a Katie though
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