>he's currently reading something that isn't on /lit/'s top 100 chart
>he's still stuck on Origins
You'll never make it at this rate.
>>7522473
I'm reading The Tunnel and The Recognitions, which are both better than everything but the top 5 on the list.
>>7522482
This image lacks The "the" trilogy.
>>7522495
The Tunnel is better than everything in that image.
>>7522511
It better, anon; it better. /lit/ would be better for it.
>>7522482
This fag will stop at nothing to force his meme trilogy on /oit/.
so should I start at #1 and work my way down or should I go by date published?
>>7522549
>2016
but its 2015, i mean come on!
>>7522482
The original meme trilogy is shite. Why would anyone want yours?
>>7522473
>tfw lit knows literally nothing about books except the literature of modernity and its idolisation of antiquity
Chaucer is considered a meme, no one knows who Edmund Spencer or Philip Sydney are and everyone circlejerks the greeks like its the fucking enlightenment. We're well past that now, grow up you academically-stunted bellends
>>7522482
Damn dude stop forcing
We've all reached consensus on the newborn anyway
>>7524297
This tbph.
>>7524297
Not everyone on this board is English, nor do they have the same interests as you.
>academically stunted
What is that supposed to mean? Is an online imageboard supposed to mimic the trends of academia?
>>7524297
Why not make a thread about them instead of wetting your undergrad pants?
>>7524326
Yes but it is an English-language board and therefore English authors ought to receive more attention.
>>7524329
A bit ironic to call someone immature while simultaneously telling them they peed their pants...
>>7524331
You could discuss them more often; that is what this board is for, after all.
>>7524338
Do you like John Donne?
Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deniest me is;
It suck'd me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be.
Thou know'st that this cannot be said
A sin, nor shame, nor loss of maidenhead;
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pamper'd swells with one blood made of two;
And this, alas ! is more than we would do.
O stay, three lives in one flea spare,
Where we almost, yea, more than married are.
This flea is you and I, and this
Our marriage bed, and marriage temple is.
Though parents grudge, and you, we're met,
And cloister'd in these living walls of jet.
Though use make you apt to kill me,
Let not to that self-murder added be,
And sacrilege, three sins in killing three.
Cruel and sudden, hast thou since
Purpled thy nail in blood of innocence?
Wherein could this flea guilty be,
Except in that drop which it suck'd from thee?
Yet thou triumph'st, and say'st that thou
Find'st not thyself nor me the weaker now.
'Tis true ; then learn how false fears be;
Just so much honour, when thou yield'st to me,
Will waste, as this flea's death took life from thee.
>>7522482
>he's still trying to force a new meme
