I'm attempting to write some vaporwave-themed fiction.
What are some good character names?
>>7485349
some what?
>>7485349
David F. Wallace.
First names from the Hebrew Bible
Last names from pre-2000 operating systems
Cloud
Wave
Gull
Sky
Crystal
Amethyst
Whale
Pikachu
>>7485349
Vaporwave-themed fiction has already been perfected.
https://web.archive.org/web/20141006094052/http://www.totalitarian.info/public/assets/totalitarian.pdf
>>7485359
>Yeshud M.E.
>>7485364
>https://web.archive.org/web/20141006094052/http://www.totalitarian.info/public/assets/totalitarian.pdf
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Nike
Adidas
Puma
Reebok
>>7485367
>not aesthic
Tilly Nguyen
Saki Van Der Taal
Sylvester Sevenson
>>7485349
Poptimus Rhyme, a synthwave rapper.
>>7485367
Lovecraft is vaporwave now?
>>7485349
Skiltree Jackson
Piston Wolfbirth
Glitchface Willy
>>7485389
You mean ass-ded-dicks
I always wanted to write a late 2030s cyberpunk story about a 3D-printer artist named Chad Hashtag. His trendy millenial parents changed their sutname to "Hashtag" because they're millennials and make bad decisions.
>>7485359
>Sampson Unix
Kek
>>7485422
Treme Lubineck
Hollis Cait
Jonas Norhenny
>>7485349
Pillsbury Jones
Ones plan on using so far:
Sampson Unix
Glitchface Willy
Poptimus Rhyme
Sylvester Sevenson
Puma
Whale
>>7485426
Can I use Chad Hashtag? I really like it.
My story's gonna be in the future and he could be like Chad Hashtag the 201st or something.
>>7485449
>Can I use Chad Hashtag?
no
>>7485349
Dear god, this would even be cringeworthy under the guise of irony.
That being said, if you're sure you want to do this, please, please write a vapor-porno. It's defiantly an untapped sub genre
>>7485455
fuck u
gonna use brad dialup
Lem Hacketall
Trake Madden
Jaystation
>>7485449
Sounds like PKD characters
Skylah Fairweather
>>7485458
just painfully hip skinny white people sadly piston-fucking in an unnaturally clean and well-lit hotel lobby while macintosh plus plays
would actually buy a physical VHS of that for sure
Brand
Syber
F56TZY4
Loud
Mix
vaporwave is above and beyond retarded, but some of the names in this thread are great, def stealing Whale, changing Tilly into Tally Nguyen, and Brand. you can still have them OP, because I don't write vaporwave so we won't have the same (or probably any) readers anyway.
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>>7485750
This, desu. Just write all character names in Japanese
>>7485349
Lil' Bitch
Johnny-John
Tao Lin
Noah Cicero
Stephen Tully Dierks
Jacob M. Appel
My main character in my vaporwave novel is called Yoshimi Nise. I guess the vaporwave part of that is thatshe isn't Japanese and only has that name because she picked it herself out of a desire to be as cool as possible.
>>7485349
Meadow
>>7485449
Just get a bunch of greek/roman names (Hector, Julius, Achilles, etc) and throw them in with pop culture/technology words.
>>7485359
Johosephat Basic
It's been done. Music takes inspiration from literature, not the other way around.
>>7486489
It goes both ways. Nausea has a big part where the protag is talking about some record he hears. Not saying that Sartre is a great example of all literature.
>>7485349
Geoffrey Paugher-Storree
Clint Craeby
Ottokar Wewios
Nickdeep Safaree
Volume Dial 11
Brand New Oldenmeier
Quantity Fortune
Coca Cola Castro
Latex Glove
Indigenous Compiler
LISP Interpreter
Have a girl called Molly Millions because her parents read Neuromancer once.
>Poptimus Rhyme
There's a nerdcore act called Optimus Rhyme, I'm not sure about that one.
>>7485359
Aloysious Macintosh
Pretty fucking good, I'm taking it.
Philosopher first name
Company last name
Plotinus Nestle
Strabo Dell
Albert Ford
Karl Dupont
Classius Freshjive
Athanasius Ultrix
Heraclius Tamagotchi
Nikomedes Boombox
Brad Hundred
Miles Caliphornia
Stefony Nobody
Michelle Stockholder
>>7487726
>Jennifer Government
Steal them from Bethesda RPGs.
>>7487726
Native american naming conventions X contemporary consumer culture
10,000-Mile Drive-Train Warranty
Reduced Price Xbox
Buy-One Get-One Free
>>7487726
Karl Geotek
Baruch Imaginatik
John Empirix
Epicurus Genesee
>>7488313
This is the first good approach in the thread. Everything else is a clusterfuck of Pynchon backwash.
