I am looking for books that are written in a condescending tone. Please share if you know of any.
the bible
>>7473479
topkek
Lolita, though, for real
>>7473479
>the bible
I'll consider this, but how about something with a known author?
my diary (t)(b)(h) (f)(a)(m)
>>7473496
>my diary
I'm not looking to read how you were raped by horny chimpanzees in Ghana.
>>7473470
The /lit/ archives
>>7473484
i'm not kidding, Lolita
>>7473518
I am kidding, Lolita.
>>7473514
Can you suggest some threads?
>>7473479
>>7473479
>the bible
I will not read the bible. I am a Muslim.
>>7473793
Shalom, my brother.
>>7473470
notes from the underground, the loser by bernhard.
I am kid, Lolita.
>>7473822
We will take your land, rape your women, marry your children, and live happily ever after.
>>7473865
>marry your children
typical
Nick's narrative from The Great Gatsby could certainly be seen as condescending
>>7473793
We're allowed to read the bible you idiot.
>>7473895
I have my own version of Islam, where you can't read the bible, and people like you should and will be stoned to death for reading the bible.
>>7473955
It doesn't work like that anon.
>>7474005
you know nothing about Islam anon.
>>7474014
And neither do you, it seems.
>>7474024
قل أعوذ برب الناس ملك الناس اله الناس، من شر الوسواس الخناس الذي يوسوس فس صدور الناس، من الجنة و الناس
أنا أعرف كل شئ عن الإسلام، و اما انت فلا تعلم شئ ايها الكافر الجاهل
>>7474031
أنا أعرف كل شئ عن الإسلام، و اما انت فلا تعلم شئ ايها الكافر
الجاهل
قل أعوذ برب الناس ملك الناس اله الناس، من شر الوسواس الخناس الذي يوسوس فس صدور الناس، من الجنة و الناس
>>7474031
I don't read Arabic, and I'm on my phone, so I'm going to need you to type in English.
>>7473955
Why not? The quran is not first version of religion of god/hallah, but with effort of sheikhs and with patriarchal character of it, it become popular in sheikhs area of influence.
>>7474038
O Kafir, learn Arabic!
>>7474046
I can speak, and understand it but I can't read or write it. Muhammad couldn't read or write, does that make him a Kafir? No, of course not. So neither am I.
>>7474053
قل أعوذ برب الناس ملك ا الإسلام، و اما انت فلا تعلم شئ ايها الكافر
لناس اله الناس، من ش
أنا أعرف كل شئ عن
فس صدور الناس، من الجنة و ال
Leviathan by Hobbes. Such a condescending prick with the most annoying understanding of the English language. Really a shitty book.
>>7474062
This isn't even close to making any sense.
>>7474068
لناس اله الناس، من
لناس اله الناس، من ش
اله الناس، من شلنا
من ش
>>7474072
You need to understand that, changing the order of Arabic words and letters do not result in a different meaning. It actually loses all sense, and leaves you with some meaningless order of letters.
>>7474072
نصرف عشرة إله صغير عربيّ أن يتعشّى؛
واحد اختنق نفسه صغير، وبعد ذلك كان هناك تسعة.
تسعة إله صغير عربيّ يجلس فوق جدّا متأخّرا؛
واحد overslept بنفسي، وبعد ذلك كان هناك ثمانية.
Kight إله صغير عربيّ يسافر في ديفون؛
واحد قال بقي هو هناك، وبعد ذلك هناك كان سبعة.
سبعة إله صغير عربيّ يشطر فوق عصا؛
واحد شطربنفسي في نصف، وبعد ذلك كان هناك ستّة.
ستّة إله صغير عربيّ يلعب مع hive؛
كان bumble-bee لدغت واحد، وبعد ذلك هناك خمسة.
خمسة إله صغير عربيّ يذهب داخل لقانون؛
كان واحد يحصل في chancery، وبعد ذلك هناك أربعة.
أربعة إله صغير عربيّ ينصرف إلى بحر؛
بلع سمك رنكة أحمر واحد، وبعد ذلك هناك كان ثلاثة.
ثلاثة إله صغير عربيّ يمشي في الحديقة حيوانات؛
Big bear عانق واحد، وبعد ذلك كان هناك إثنان.
إثنان إله صغير عربيّ يجلس في الشمس؛
واحد يحصل frizzle فوق، وبعد ذلك هناك كان واحد.
ترك واحد إله صغير عربيّ جميعا فحسب؛
هو انصرف ومشنوقبنفسي وبعد ذلك كان هناك لا شيء.
>>7474075
words and letters do not result in a different meaning. It actually loses all sense, and leaves you with some meaningless order of letters. You need to understand that, changing the order of Arabic You need to understand that, changing the order of Arabic You need to understand that, changing the order of Arabic
الإرهابيين خارج
السلام عليكم
He's posting Surat al-Kafiroon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_QTjJ-1vws
http://quran.com/109
He's clearly doing tafseer b'il-rayy, however, which in some traditions is OK, but I doubt he has years of scholarly knowledge or 'ijaza to do such.
I've seen claims that there is a hadith that prohibits the reading of the Bible within Sunni sources, but I have not seen it myself.
It is strange, however, that within Sunni sources you have the Isra'iliyyat! lol
Shi'a sources reject the Isra'iliyyat, however.
I also know of scholars who have read the Bible.
>>7474099
I also don't understand some of the posts above. They are gibberish
>>7474106
> are also of some tposts They undI erstand gibbdon'terish above. he
>>7474114
If you want to truly be considered "gibberish", you need a better code than just that. Read Jabbir b. Hayyan's works
>>7474130
Asıl adı,
“Ebu Musa Ca
bir bin Hayyan
”dır ama Avrupa’da “Jabir” veya “Geber”
olarak bilinir. Cabir, Horasan’ın Tus kentinde 721’de doğdu. Babası, Hayyan el
Azdi, şifalı
bitki ve ilaç satardı. Babası, halifelik mücadelesinde Abbasiler
’
i
desteklediği için Emeviler tarafından Horasan’da yakalanıp öldürüldü. Annesi
ile Yemen’e kaçan Cabir, Yemen’de din ve astronomi eğitimi aldı. Daha sonra
Kufa’ya gitti ve bilgisini geliştir
di. Dönemin en iyi kimya laboratuvarını orada
kurdu. Harbi el Himyari, Cafer
-
i Sadık ve Halit bin Yezid’den eğitim aldı.
Yunanlı filozofların aksine, deneysel kimyaya önem verdi. Aristo
’
nun
kitaplarındaki bilgiler, deneye değil mantığa dayanan fikirlerdi.
Aristo
’
dan önce,
M.Ö. 3000’lerde Sümer, Hitit ve Mısırlılar damıtma, süblimleştirme ve metalleri
saflaştırma gibi kimyasal teknikleri kullanırdı. Aristo’dan sonra o teknikler
unutuldu. İlk kez Cabir, kimyasal teknikleri yeniden o
>>7474141
That's kebab recipe
>>7474141
OK. I'm just going to leave this thread.
مع السلامة
Kid, I am Lolita >>7473839
>>7473470
SCUM Manifesto, or books by Andrea Dworkin, or other radical feminist books, if you're a typical male, or if you're a very typical-male-complicit woman.
>>7474530
Fuck this shit! I didn't come here for radical feminist books. I already have an account on tumblr.
>>7474352
Why don't you have a seat over here (on my lap)?
>>7474555
Does Tumblr even read Dworkin?
Can you get me into those parts of Tumblr? I literally don't even know how to use the site.
I want to get into some radfem groups on the web and I don't care if some of them contain cranky people. It's not like 4chan is full of sane, intelligent people, you know.
>>7474585
Have you tried googling "radfem"?
>>7474585
hello you are a female
>>7473470
fault in our stars
>>7473470
Try some Plato.
>>7474708
>Holy shit, it's like magic.
We're you cryogenically frozen before ~97 and recently defrozen?
>>7474720
This
/thread
>>7474725
My inclination to run to Google to search stuff has been stumped after I got into lots of niche stuff wrt. computer science and shit, I dunno.
I guess I felt radical feminism was too niche to bring up anything useful in Google.
In fact, I'm not sure if the tumblrs that showed up are going to be good, but the point was to just try them out anyway so meh.
Damn, I really wish I had some activists around me who motivated me to get off my ass and actually do stuff and all. I mostly just jerk off to well-written radical feminist articles and such on the web, and ritualistically read Dworkin.
>>7474742
>I'm not sure if the tumblrs that showed up are going to be good
...
>go to askaradfem tumblr (topmost tumblr hit on google for "radfem")
>"... I’m neither from the U.S.A. nor old enough to vote ..." -- Mod Neo
Think I'll stick to non-tumblr radfem sites.
>>7473955
You sound like a troll. If the consensus is that the Bible was inspired by God but later abridged (tahrif), how can you then oppose reading something that is at least partially the word of God?
>>7475088
>unironically expecting Islam to make sense
>>7475088
>You sound like a troll
Masterful work once again Holmes!
>>7475088
>unironically believing religion in any regard
>>7473788
>Le fedora meme let's me discard any position I disagree
>Comfy
>I'm not a faggot
>>7475088
Being an ex-Muslim atheist, I never expected any actual Muslim would be here on /lit/
So Muslim anon, how do you deal with the amount of blasphemy here in 4chan?
Thankfully, blowing up the board isn't an option.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LemonyNarrator
>>7475145
>So Muslim anon, how do you deal with the amount of blasphemy here in 4chan?I'm not a Muslimalso I'm white
>>7473793
Try the Koran for even concentrated condescending, or read the fucking bible you fake muslim.
>>7474014
You ain't no Muslim bruv
>>7474584
I'm not Lolita, kid
