>I want to read Faulkner but I hate punctuation
>got you fa͏m
>>7467248
We can say senpai now?
>>7467255
apparently not fa͏m
>>7467262
Dam shame fa͏m.
>I'm in the mood for some DeLillo, but I despise conciseness and adore full-blown autism
>You may rest easy, my man, for I have the perfect author for the job
>>7467255
We could always say senpai. Unless you mean senpai, senpai.
>I want to read nonsense, but seem deep on my favorite virtual Yemenite origami trading club
>say nobababbdbbdabdbfsbsfssfkfslsllaalaaabadbadajhghghgghghahgahdgad
>>7467291
I meant senpai fa͏m.
>I really want to read Elmore Leonard, but I'm illiterate.
>Your search is over.
>>7467368
>I want to find meaning in a meaningless world
>Christ, say no more Goddammit
>>7467284
This desu senpai
>>7467248
>says the person who has never read Faulkner
During a lot of the stream of conscious rants there is absolutely no punctuation
>I want to take drugs and pretend I read books and shit to get that dirty hippie chick pussy.
>Say no more, senpai.
>I'm a pedophile.
>You're just misunderstood, homie. I got you.
>i want to feel what it's like to be inside the mind of an autistic chinaman in NY.
>come over here to my bookshelf i have something for you.
>>7467406
>I really hate Dosto-
>say no more
>I want to copy James Joyce and look/act/ write like a retard autistic
>You're in luck.
>>7467248
>I hate punctuation in general
>I wrote a soliloquy just 4u
>Can I talk to you about corn
>Say some more
>I want to appear well-read, but I refuse to read actual literature.
>Don't worry, I got you.
>I want to read Joyce and his gorgeous prose but I am obsessed with farts to the point where I cannot concentrate on anything unless it has to do with farts.
>You may rest easy my friend.
>>7467435
Only plebs hate Vonnegut.
>>7467368
>I like my cinema with a side dish of fine footpass.
>it's your lucky day senpai
>I enjoy the poopoo pee jokes of Gravity's Rainbow, but I hate the pretext of literary merit
>Say no more fa͏m
>>7467441
>I want to read Sappho and her beautiful poetry but I am to obsessed with hot lesbians that I can't concentrate on anything that isn't hot lesbians
>say no more
![lessing-2_2736983b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hgclKt1.jpg "lessing-2_2736983b[1].jpg")
>I liek dick jokes
>bonjour
>I hate coherent plots that eventually get resolved, doubly so if they involve non-dissociative women, jazz music and light japanese cuisine
>I got you sorted my man
>>7467446
Vonnegut is my nigga. He's the kinda guy that knows literature and doesn't care about being too serious and up his own ass.
It killed me the day he died and I couldn't say he was favorite living author.
>>7467446
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Vonnegut. I was just trying to portray the mentality of the typical Vonnegut reader and I threw the "refuse to read actual literature" phrase in there to emphasize that they only read him because he is entertaining.
>sorry those authors sound great but all I read is fanfiction
>WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER SENPAI!
>Gimme the beat boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away...
>I got you, dawg.
>I want to take Chretien DeTroye's books and pass them off as my own
>say no more
>>7467392
>I want to take drugs and pretend I read books and shit to get that dirty hippie chick pussy.
I hate how this is the reputation that Hunter S. has now. I think he deserves more.
>>7467541
*tips eye*
>I feel like Max Hardcore is too simple, too American, I desire things that are a little more sophisticated.
>Got you covered.
>Do you know any Jewish authors who always look grumpy in pictures and who really really despise Stephen King?
>Do I ever!
>>7467583
Blame Johnny Depp.
>>7467583
Tell me why and I'll believe you if you can do it without quoting his most memorable quote and referencing his most famous work.
>>7467595
I'm confused. It sounds like you love him.
![tao-lin2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6euBaqn.jpg "tao-lin2[1].jpg")
>what kinda writer u want, senpai?
>give me Lorrie Moore but without the humor, talent, or humble attitude
>say no more
>>7467248
senpai that's great
>I like sci-fi, but I detest good prose and I want the dialogue to be as cheesy as possible. I mean jeez! is that too much to ask?
>You search is over, my man.
>>7467270
>fa͏m
senpai
>>7467707
I see you fell for the fa͏m sham senpai.
>>7467721
nah i figured it wouldn't work from the previous responses in the thread, just wanted to try anyway to see if hiroshima would bless my computer with mystical fa͏m powers
is it just some alt code for a variant of one of the letters or something?
>>7467733
>ᶦᵗ ᵃᶦᶰ'ᵗ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗˢ ᵖᶫᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ
>>7467748
please don't meme on me senpai, i'll be good
>>7467506
>being too stupid to see how the plots resolve
So can we still say desu or senpai.
F-A-M= senpai
T-B-H= desu
C-U-C-K= cuck
>>7467763
Why would we get "cuck" and not "senpai" senpai?
>>7467763
What's Baka?
>>7467630
you just can't write
>>7467768
baka
>>7467775
But what is it redirected from?
>>7467763
cuck
>>7467763
desu senpai?
>I am a gay and want to read a gay book without my parents finding out
>Oh I got you, homo
>>7467779
s-m-h = baka
>>7467809
Thanks. Smh senpai.
>>7467248
We can use senpai again, what a happy day desu.
Smh desu fa͏m
>>7467829
Sure it wasn't yesterday?
>>7467829
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>>7467248
>I was looking for some sci-fi but it felt like browsing /r/atheism
>Say no more, anagnost
>>7467763
senpai
senpai
>>7467763
senpai desu cuck
>>7467763
baka desu cuck senpai
baka cuck desu senpai
>>7467760
not a big murakami fan but i was thinking the same thing, like the 3-4 easy-ass books i read from China Muravelle all had resolved plots. Not even that good, but they certainly resolved themselves.
>>7467763
Wait we can say cuck again?
>>7468774
senpai
>>7467763
cuck
>>7467763
cuck
baka desu senpai
>>7467763
cuck
>>7467619
read the campaign trail, it demonstrates how he isn't advocating drug use but is a moralist posing as an immoralist to critique the powers that b
>>7467763
cuck
>>7467763
cuck
>>7467763
cuck
>>7467763
cuck
>I want to be happy
>I have nothing for you
>>7467852
wew
>>7469004
>I want that autistic nihilistic crowd
>t. Stirner ''The Spook Nuke'' Stirner
>>7467248
>faulkner
>not having very minimal punctuation
>mccarthy
>at all like faulkner
senpai desu senpaitestsorrycuck desu
>>7467763
s-m-h = baka
>>7467583
Well, it's why I read him in College.Didn't work.
NO WHAT WAIT
baka desu senpai
>>7469215
Oh
Still there
good
ITT noobs can't into fa͏m. get cucked tbph
>>7469250
God damn it, is that the level of thought required for college in the US?
I was doing that shit as a freshman in high school. Get at me.
We can say senpai now?!
SENPAI.
SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI.
>>7469295
WHAT? NO!
SENPAI.
SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI.
>>7467763
cuck
>>7467763
cuck
>>7467763
cuck
