Which author had the most depressing life?
Which literary character?
me desu
Me on the left.
>>7455479
Not sure if glasses is man or lesbian. Presuming man, in which case: nice harem.
william shakespeare
macbeth
Nietzsche
Meursault
>>7455479
solzhenitsyn
Either Jude Fawley or Florentino Ariza
God damn that blonde in the middle.
Stole my heart, just like she'd steal my wallet.
>>7455479
How am I able to tell they're british by looking at their faces?
John Green
Hazel Grace
Anyone else really sad for missing the boat when it comes to fucking girls like this? I was their complete opposite in high school but always liked the type.
>>7455641
They are swedish m8
Go to the are called Södermalm in Stockholm these people and their kind breed there
>>7455641
>wearing jackets
>old stone architecture
>english cheep 40s
>smoking fags
>not attractive
>all white
>big teeth and chubby faces
It's not hard anon, I know you spend your time reading books, but visual analysis can be important too.
>>7455658
You can still girls like that if you're not over 30. Girls with daddy-issues have a thing for older men, specially in the goth and punk scene.
>>7455641
They are probably Finnish
its saturday night i want to shitpost the night away but all these threads fuckn suck
>>7455479
>6th child of a middle class family
>father accidentally shot himself 2 months after he was born
>met qt 3.14 but she's Jewish and her parents break it off
>mom remarries but stepdad commits suicide, he finds his corpse
>2 brothers of his die of typhoid
>in the same year, buddy of his challenges some douchebag to a duel. While he is cleaning the gun, it accidentally goes off and he shoots his friend in the mouth, killing him instantly
>begin teaching in some school, meet a qt student
>her parents oppose it, but they marry and have 2 children
>says 'fuck it' and decides to move the family to live in the North East jungle where he teaches and works as a civil servant
>writes amazing short stories
>wife is so unaccustomed to her surroundings, she becomes depressed, eventually drinking a mercury solution years later to off herself
>she doesn't die instantly and lives for 8 more days in complete agony and dies in the arms of her husband
>the family moves to Buenos Aires and live in poverty
>return to the NE and meet another qt
>constantly harassing her, so her parents send her away on a trip
>meet a 4th qt pie, friend of his daughter. Marry her and return to the NE's jungle
>of course she doesn't like it, so they quarrel all the time
>pain in the prostrate, goes to see a doctor. it's advanced stage prostate cancer, inoperable
>becomes interned in some hospital
>he meets a deformed man similar to the Elephant man and befriends him
>the pain is so bad he asks his new friend to help him to die
>gets him a glass full of cyanide which he drinks in the presence of his friend
>dies after minutes of unbearable pain
>>7455680
I was going by the Solbacka wine but they could be Swedish too.
>>7455675
You need to graduate to making your own threads and derailing others
>>7455666
I just started college again at 24, and although there's nobody like this in my class they do have some goth/punk friends I meet from time to time, but I the thing is I have no idea of how to speak to them.
I was talking to one once who could easily be photoshopped into that picture, and I was faking interest for shit like Patrick Wolf and Nick Cave thinking it would get me right in and I remember feeling really old and kind of inappropriate when she said she had no idea of who they are
>>7455661
What area of the world do you live in where that's a 40oz?
DAVID
FOSTER
WALRUS
>>7455709
disappointedbobby.jpg
Lovecraft
>>7455710
British women have big hands. Looks like 40oz to me, m8.
>>7455479
Nietzsche
underground man
>>7455479
Love me some British slags
>>7455479
I hate everyone in this picture.
>>7455479
God. What disgusting degenerates. I bet they vote Labour, report people for "hate speech", and signed the petition to ban Trump from the country simply for his opinions.
>>7455709
Then the problem is not that your time has past, you simply never belonged to their subculture.
>>7455709
Why would you think modern mall-goths would know actual post-punk like Nick Cave? I bet you think they've heard of The Cure outside Friday I'm in Love and maybe Just Like Heaven
>>7455781
I bet you're gay you wanker. They're not even English you wetty cunt.
>>7455641
Thats Mariestad beer dude.
100% scandi, presumably swedish.
>>7455479
just came to this thread for the sheer pantyhose (plus it inspires me to write novels for my muses)
>>7456928
you can do better, mate.
>>7456928
I know a lapdancer that looks like centre left
>>7456980 I could do worse, too.
>>7456983
>>7456984
I know a lapdancer that looks like her
>>7456997
downright insulting
giacomo leopardi
>>7457001
Not even meming this time but I know a stripper who looks just like her
>>7457044
this
>>7457048
How much time and money have you spent in strip clubs?
>>7457194
She smiled because she forgot everything a moment because of the beatings.
also
>trading free speech (a liberty) in exchange for a minor potential side affect in security
Not even once.
Stop the government surveillance programs while you're at it.
>>7457194
what exactly do you mean by Holocaust Porn
>>7457228
>What you need is some good civil law that gives the powerless the right to challenge the "speech" of those in power.
t. chandala
>>7455515
you can clearly see his adam's apple. Also I would everyone on this picture except the dude
>>7457228
That is a side affect of capitalism.
Only the fittest survive.
Deal with it commie
>>7457258
>muh natural selection
>muh stronk
>>7455596
>Meursault
Ayy lemao my friend, trolling ironically or post-ironically?
>>7457258
How cute.
>>7455479
I need to go to Britain
>>7455779
they look like they are having fun though. plus I don't think they are they type to care what others think
See that girl, second from the right, with the black hair and the bangs or whatever you call that? I took the virginity of a girl who looked just like that, when she was 15.She didn't know what the fuck to do, it was awkward.
>>7457169
Literary lifestyle mate
