>2,500 word essay due in a month
>Only written 334 words
>tfw studying all weekend for exam on Monday
>tfw after I finish that exam I have 3 days to write a 30 page paper
It's on a self-selected topic related to critical race theory. I think technically we were supposed to tell our professor what the topic was, but it's a bit late for that now. At this point in law school I'm just happy passing classes
this thread is shit
you could knock out 2500 words in no time if you weren't such a worthless sack of organs that anyone else could put to better use
you have a month
just stop breathing for the rest of our sake
fucking saged
>saturday
>wake up at 7 am to study for exams
>sit at desk at 8am ready to begin
>mfw it's 2:46 pm and i've just been fucking around online
>10,000 min. word essay on the use of Plotinean Ethics in Hegel's Phenomenonology of the Spirit
>Only done 5463
>due this monday
I'm fucked.
>>7454604
Wow, this is truly fucked.
OP you are not fucked in the slightest.
>tfw 5 sentence essay due by 2017 on any topic I choose
hold me /lit/
I have to right a 5 letter word and I can only think of 2 lettered words. Please help ;-;
>>7454588
white
is
right
>>7454604
Godspeed, anon.
>>7454604
Gotta go fast anon. You can do it!
>1000 word shitpost due five years ago
>tfw one sentence proof of Teichmuller theory due in 45 months I.T. (Imaginary Time)
>tfw have to use complex theorems to calculate how much time I have left to do paper
>>7454604
Get off /lit/ and stay up all weekend?
>Have to send a text with at least 3 emojis in it to my professor by 11:59 or I fail the class
>so far all I have is #trenchfoot
hold me /lit/
>>7454604
repeat your other points but word it differently
>>7454595
That's a feel that sends shivers up my spine. Glad I'm a fucking tradesman now
>>7454576
I love this meme
>>7454769
this.
this and the avid reader pasta
/crawlingtowardsthefinishline/ here
3k due and about 12hr to work on it (have to study for other shit rn)
>>7454701
2+2=5
the answer is right under yr nose you fool
>in a month
>A MONTH
ffs /lit/ stop being ples
i pump out 3k word essays from breakfast to lunch. get good.
I used to crank out 1000 word A scoring essays in fucking grade 10 while only being given that very class period to do it, which was like 90 minutes.
Are americans just retarded?
What the fuck man, I worked on a 3,500 word essay overnight and still had time to edit it in the morning and hand it in hours before the deadline.
>>7454954
this feel
indeed, it is the only way to just fucking move on to what you're getting to without transitioning more through some reasoning
on my last paper, i limited myself to two indeeds, one therefore, a couple thus's, neverthelesses, but obscene amounts of insofar as qualifications on everything i said
the real nightmare is how, once you start up this cliched academic style of writing, you can't stop no matter how hard you want to. i have on more paper coming up and i'm psyching myself up to not do this.
>>7454939
I could take a shit of 3000 words for an essay too.
The difference is I actually write them for class and turn them in.
>>7454960
I did 2000 in 74 minutes ;^)
>>7455027
I am a gay male
>>7454576
rip david foster wallace :(
>>7454971
>>7454960
>>7455027
>>7454591
>>7454680
>>7454939
>>7455445
This acrostic is actually right.
>>7454576
The average person has a WPM of 50. In other words, the average person could finish your assignment in only (2500 - 334)/50 (which is really short.) You'll probably finish it even faster since, as you're posting on 4chan, you're probably a lot smarter than average. You'll be fine, OP. Don't even worry about it!
tfw when I had two 7 page essays in my traditions in world lit course due last week and I didn't even attempt writing them
>>7455864
That ignores the creative element
>>7457058
I am the creative element and all are but reflections of myself.
>repentance due before the end of time
>haven't even started yet
>>7454604
Be strong, Anon.
>>7454576
Who the hell is this guy in the OP pic? I keep seeing his retarded face all over /lit/.
>>7457159
>>7457159
thomas pynchon
>>7454576
>tfw a 3500 word essay on biopolitical autonomy due in tuesday
>tfw all I have is pages and pages of unstructured and stupidly theoretical word vomit
>>7457182
Thanks. I heard him mentioned before as a comedy writer.
>>7454576
>1500 word essay due in 4 hours
>haven't read the book
>2,000 word essay on media theory due tomorrow morning
>haven't done any of the recommended reading
>haven't started writing
>>7457227
just write about 4chan
>10 word essay due in five minutes
>have only written 5 so far
Help
>>7457229
desu I probably could
>>7454576
>18.000 word thesis due on tuesday
>almost finished
feels pretty good tbchwyf
>>7457216
Holy shit, I finished it (not the book, the essay)
>12 page MAX final paper due Tuesday
>haven't started yet
Not worried at all in the slightest desu
>>7457366
Congratulations!
>>7454604
>>7457466
>>7455005
>>7454971
>Tfw 250 000 word manuscript due in one hour
>Only wrote title so far.
>Lepepememe.exe
>>7457484
Thanks senpai
>>7454604
What does Plotinean Ethics consists of? Serious question.
>3 2,500 word essays due by Friday
>finished two this weekend even though theyre really shitty
>gotta crank out the other one this week
Thought I had a handle on things until I remembered I have a 6,000 word essay on Ulysses due in January. Don't get to relax this break. Fuck.
>>7454576
>Major in mechanical engineering
>All my homework is piss-easy word problems
>Just apply a few math equations or make a spreadsheet to do the work for me,
>always complete them the day they are assigned
>most difficult assignment is a semester-long design-a-prototype project
>going to the mechanical engineering lab later today to 3D-print a Solidworks model I have been working on-and-off for the last month
>Probably will get a B+ for about 20 hours of work total
>spend all my free time on the weekends reading for pleasure, get through at least a book every week or two
You picked the wrong major senpai.
>>7454576
>not writing 5000 words a day
L a d
A
D
>>7457554
>he thinks a book every week is worth bragging about
embarrassing
>>7457566
I haven't finished a book since May
>>7457569
There are plenty of tedious books you have to read in STEM too. Have you ever tried getting through an entire book about Six Sigma quality? That's the most boring ass shit ever.
>>7454576
I seriously hope you're not implying that 2.5k is a lot.
>>7457851
wow we got ol' Bill Faulkner over here
>>7454591
Whom is being trolled by who here?
>essey of 2000 words due 23:59
>start at 18:00
>finish at 20:23
Hardest part was to find good sources to pack up the shit I wrote.
