The book is done, now we're waiting for copy editing to finish.
In the meantime, artfag here could use some help. Need a few things for the back cover:
>Book blurb/summary
For a novel (brief, enticing introduction to the plot) and/or for a short story collection (description of the author's skills and credentials, touches on overarching themes and specific scenes).
>About the author
self-explanatory
PARTS 1-5:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TIdoWxLOs7tVlO8MHISFAm1stJ7FEta-fL0dBe88J1g/edit?pli=1
Come on, let's finish this odyssey already.
>new things for back cover
How about you get a new front cover, that shit is fucking hideous.
There were a bunch of suggested blurbs in the last thread.
Why not use those?
If not then, then what do we want the blurbs to say?
>>7453985
bump
I'm artfag and I didn't make this thread. Only need About the Author, if we're gonna have one. If not, I'm done, and best of luck to you all with the rest
>>7455174
>>7455177
>"...redefines...cancer"
Every. Time.
Bottleman here. The document is ready.
>>7455276
Now what, Bottle-chan?
Which company are we gracing with the opportunity to publish this century's most important work of fiction?
>>7455298
I'unno. I don't want to intervene and publish it myself to Lulu, as that might give rise to suspicion that I'm profiting from the book. Then again, some members of Anonymous suggested Cow Eye Press, of which I know nothing. Then the ambitious, who - jokingly - went Vintage or Penguin.
>>7455318
>not submitting a copy to Penguin and Vintage
I say do it through Lulu.
Does whoever submits it actually make money or does it all go to Lulu?
>>7455323
I admit to never having published shit, so I wouldn't know. What I understand is that some fraction from Totalitarian went to an autism charity, so there's money to be made (assuming people are ready to buy it.)
I was playing with the idea that Trump might be crazy enough to promote the book himself, send him a friendly notification via Twitter that the Internet has made a novel about him, immortalized him as a crusader and all that jazz, maybe send it to SJWs, Zizek and donate some copies to mental asylums or some crap.
Again, just entertaining the idea, hot shit.
bbpppum
>>7455345
Send it to Sam Hyde and the transgender whistleblower
>>7455345
Trump would probably not understand his depiction is half-satire and really enjoy it.
>>7455276
Is it the doc seen here?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TIdoWxLOs7tVlO8MHISFAm1stJ7FEta-fL0dBe88J1g/edit?pli=14
>>7457294
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TIdoWxLOs7tVlO8MHISFAm1stJ7FEta-fL0dBe88J1g/edit?pli=14
Uh, yeah. It's always been that one.
>>7455323
lulu gets everything
>>7457490
Needs a few more paragraph fixes, like on 2070: The turning point and the Part 2 header, and the Rousseau attention/shon error is still there
>>7457642
Did Gandhi ever say that? I doubt that. Even if he did, it sounds like a lot of pseudo profound nonsense.
>>7457679
we need our memes to have standards is all
>>7457685
As an Indian i can tell you it's a shit meme. That is why i'd asked.
inb4 who gives a 'shit' about India?
>>7457675
>Rousseau attention/shon error
What should it be, then?
>>7457797
Do you happen to have a job at microsoft?
About the author:
The Anonymous hacker "4chan" spends his evenings hacking into the pentagon to masturbate to top secret obama nudes and drink lipton ice tea. his favourite books are ulysses, ancient egyptian manuscripts, and all of the Judy Blume books. He currently resides in the town of whogivesashit with his husband and 19 adopted nigerian children.
>>7455177
Remove "it's shit." It's shit.
>>7458103
is this meta-satire
>>7458120
yes I thought we already covered this
its taking the joke one leap too far
About the Author:
Anonymous is fag
>>7457797
>DESIGNATED
>SHITTING
>STREETS
>>7453985
Can we be really meta and just leave the about the author blank?
>>7458174
Its quadruple-meta satire. so meta it has become unmeta
>>7458028
No, but why do you ask?
You want my penis? Are you a femanon? Is this real life? Are you finally here to disinfect my penis form loneliness?
I work for.....Adobe.
>>7458377
Psst, your password is hacked.
Okay, I just got to this board. What it is thing you're compiling?
>>7458782
See for yourself, friend. :^)
>>7458922
From what I've read it's an anthology of the dankest memes ever?
>>7454048
dunno man, I love that cover
Bottleman here, I was thinking we could publish the book under "Bottleman" instead of anonymous to differentiate ourselves from the rest of 4chan.
>>7459054
The thing about publishing the book under "Anonymous ", alongside the fact that it would be easier than naming it after only one person or getting the names of every fucking person who helped in this thing, is that in a sense, it is a book written by 4chan, albeit only being produced on one of the boards, and might even help explain to people why it looks like a literal conglomerate of dank memes and casual racism.
>>7459054
... no...
>>7459379
Godspeed, you magnificent basterd
Why does the first page say "/zpart1"?
Bottleman here, one last thing, I'm adminning a Hypersphere subreddit and will be working on a Hypersphere reader's guide in the coming months. Would love all the help I can get! Send me a line if you're interested! Bottleman out! :P
>>7459470
Fixed.
Is it just me, or is it impossible to download a pdf of this thing?
>>7453985
>that back cover
lel so random xD
To dispel the confusion I have adopted a tripcode.
>>7460173
It just keeps getting worse and worse.
No I'M Bottleman!
Why does this shit always happen?
>>7460388
Bottleman, didn't you publish the other books besides Tundra?
Has anyone actually read the whole thing? Jesus christ it's complete shit
the writing style is horrid
>>7460566
Yes. I also headed the writing on Legacy 2 & 3
>>7460582
Well, that's your opinion, Nabokov (an acclaimed author), on the other hand, gave our writing a very nice review.
I recommend a re-read.
>>7460582
>the writing style is horrid
>the style
>>7460582
It's pretty funny, there's actually some really funny stuff in there.
>>7453985
bro do u even book
>>7453985
I would have liked the original cover. This one is nice but doesnt say much about the book but whatever.
>>7461227
The original was too small, it would have come out blurry.
Someone better submit thus to lulu so I can awkwardly explain it to my relatives when they ask me what I want for Christmas.
>>7455177
Ditch the "It's shit"
plz
Artfag here. Removed "it's shit", removed About the Author. Anything else?
>>7461597
I just got TLOTIAT, can't wait for this 700+ page bad boy to not fit in my mail slot.
>>7462419
Add a "Bottleman Seal of Approval" lol
"Is it actually done or what?" BUMP
Maybe add a one line summary after the Nabokov spiel. Something like "Hypersphere is the tragic story of a wretched sphere and the man who vowed to make it great again."
>>7460591
You lying coon, I did all that
>>7460624
Bottleman what's the sit-rep for the thing? Online .pdf soon?
Do you need any help or advice?
>>7465248
It should be up by the end of the week.
I will be taking minimum donations of $0.99 (but don't be stingy)
>>7460582
Should've read the reviews anon.
>>7460516
>not posting the entire thing
So what's up now
>>7455177
>the biggest fart in literary history - Jim Jam Joyce
Holy fuck my sides
>>7455318
Go for penguin and vintage, if they say no, its a no. Otherwise, it will result in kek.
any Upd8 on the publishing thing?
Who's spearheading this effort? Is there any editing left? Did the "the"s change?
Is it ded
What the fuck is going on bump
bump
so did you guys also write text or just working on the cover for now?
>yfw the shitposters drove bottleman to throw a temper-tantrum and delete the whole book
>>7470545
Tragicomic bump
>>7470033
It's finished, almost about to go online hopefully.
What the fuck guys
>>7472060
???
Fuck, this is actually pretty good.
What the fuck, /lit/?
>>7453985
most recent reading is up bro's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO1kCLhO1EE
FUCKING PUBLISH THIS IS IN PAPERBACK ALREADY I WANT TO READ THIS FUCKING HORRIBLE 7000 PAGE LONG SHITPOST
>>7473241
i would be satisfied with just an epub or a mobi, tho
Anyone actually in the process of getting this printed?
Final version?
CMYK:
http://www.rgb2cmyk.org/FW/getfile.php?file=d769d6b2ccb2745616e8944b14b633f3%2F1449256509130_cmyk.tif
>>7473398
Sexy
>>7472696
Part 5, the halfway point somehow, is where it hits it's best stride to me.
>Are you still with us, reader? Are you still following? It seems that your attention has been swindling.
>It seems that your attention has been swindling.
>>7473439
it's meta/pomo/notamistake
>>7473447
it's a kek and a half is what it is
>>7473398
Oh, needs a /lit/ logo somewhere
>>7460582
It's the same thing as Legacy. There's some good bits, but then there's insanely high % of just masturbation stories or purposeful cringe.
Paragraph corrections. Focused on headers/pieces that are messed up/split between pages and excerpts without any paragraph between them.
>Part 1
(clear)
>Part 2
pg. 14-5, Part 2 header
pg. 53-54, Chapter Mouse: Enter the Hole header
>Part 3
pg. 73, no paragraph between the Hulk Hogan excerpt and Chapter 9/11 Again
pg. 74, no paragraph between Letter to Oxford Girl and Divisible Thirds
pg. 77-78, PD81 instructions header
pg. 85, no paragraph between "The role of bottles on Christmas" and Chapter Bottles
pg. 94-95, too many paragraphs before Interlude, end of "I'm in hella pain" pushed to next page
>Part 4
pg. 123, Part 4 header, move to next page
pg. 143, Chapter 4teen header
pg. 147, no paragraph between everychapter and Killer Queen B
>Part 5
pg. 214-215, Part 5 header
pg. 253-254, no paragraph between Things I did today and Reflections on the Human Psyche, Reflections... header
Also, the organization of the ending segments (Input Mountain Dew code>The End>Choose an ending>Insert review>Is this it?) is all fucked up.
>>7473398
GODDAMN that's a nice cover.
>>7473660
Are you talking about the original doc or the .pdf layout?
What is this shit?
/lit/ makes another terrible novel because they can't finish anything that is good?
Pathetic.
>>7473714
It's big. Real fucking big, is what it is.
>>7473722
Why do you guys always shit on everyone else who actually try to be good?
Why do you shit on anons that are good?
Is it because you can only produce this drivel and pretend that it is some sort of epic ruse that only you will get?
That's cool. You guys are cool.
Way back when /lit/ had once had a Zine and they would take only the best short stories and poems submitted.
It was decent.
This on the other hand is fucking trash.
>>7473732
>Why do you shit on anons that are good?
>Is it because you can only produce this drivel and pretend that it is some sort of epic ruse that only you will get?
that is what you are doing
>>7473746
I think a striking majority of the people here just wanted a playground to make merry with the alphabet, not an outright serious, groundbreaking bildungsroman.
>>7473750
>>7473732
>Actually tries to be good
>At all what I was responding to
Okay first of all, I was memeing you.
Second of all, you are not good and you have never been good. You deserve to be shit upon.
If you want to write something good, write it yourself. We will never stop you. I would be glad if you did.
But you won't, will you?
>>7473757
Do that on the side of a building or in a toilet stall. There's no need to aid in the steady downfall of literature.
This "book" could of been a collection of short stories from here. Good ones picked by our own community.
Instead it's a mash of inclusive buffoonery and garbage that even the lowest of plebs won't even read.
>>7473763
Looks like a struck a nerve.
Your shitty novel is shit and won't be anything other than shit because you all made sure it was shit to cover up the fact you can't write for shit.
And that's a shitty mindset for so called writers.
>>7473771
>Could of
I appreciate that you are shitposting on a book that is for all intents and purposes a collection of grammatically incorrect shitposts, but we aren't taking any more submissions. Maybe next time.
>>7473781
>getting this upset
Let the rest of the board know when you faggot actually want to make a collection of good works produced from here.
Until then you're wasting time and effort on a thing that's not even that funny.
>>7473771
>Do that on the side of a building or in a toilet stall. There's no need to aid in the steady downfall of literature.
Downfall of literature? I bet you're fun at conventions.
>This "book" could of been a collection of short stories from here. Good ones picked by our own community.
There's a "pastebin writers issue" that comes out monthly, I think. All stories and poetry from around /lit/. http://pastebin.com/Xp4qt6Tz
>And that's a shitty mindset for so called writers.
No fun allowed, eh?
>>7473786
Nigga I ain't mad.
A little confused, but not mad.
I want to know why it took you this long to come and get mad at something that does not affect you in any way. You postulate that we are shit, and yet complain that we could have written "a collection of short stories" "Good ones picked by the community."
If we are as bad as you say we are, how can we possibly write anything good?
And if we do possess the potential to write "good" things, what harm is there in writing the occasional bad thing for amusement?
Are you under the impression that a majority of /lit/fags worked on this instead of producing "good short stories?" If that's the case, then there had been a miscommunication because this was not an effort in which the majority /lit/ took part. It was a very small minority of shitposters and faglords such as myself who decided to have a little fun.
Hypersphere does not preclude the existence of a collection of short stories. It never did. I don't know why you think it would.
I also fail to see why you are so concerned with what other people spend their time doing, when you could just as easily send your time doing the very thing you want them to do.
So no, I am not mad. Confused.
>P good troll t b h
>>7473825
So mad he wrote a short story to convince me he's not mad.
>>7473829
Heh, that's true. You got me there.
This fag's alright.
>>7473828
>the book is shit
whoa... you got a good eye. how'd you like to come work for me?
>>7473861
No thanks I'd like to work for someone who can produce something that is funny yet, not shit.
>>7473875
bro thats a pretty retarded response. why do you need your boss to be funny in this scenario? just so your bitchy insult makes sense?
>>7473930
Kek
>>7473930
>calls someone else retarded when he aided in making a book of retardation
>>7473875
So you'd want the premise of your life story, but without all the content?
>>7473771
>Instead it's a mash of inclusive buffoonery and garbage that even the lowest of plebs won't even read.
Can we get this one on the back too?
"It would be easier to squeeze custard from a rat's tit than put down this book. A real page turner, with splendid characters and an arresting plot—the American novel par excellence." Five stars. —L. Webb, poster on /lit/
>>7473937
nice reaction pic dude... you really know your way around a chan, huh? how big is your folder?
>>7473976
9 gigabits
of which 7 are meme faces
>>7473950
Do it. It's too good not to.
>>7473983
whoa!! but dude thats pretty autistic, why did you answer the question? it obviously wasnt sincere. why are you still here?
>>7474015
because it's not me kiddo
bumpoooo
>>7473828
this. it's time to stop making these books, or at least it's time for contributors to try and put something more serious together.
>>7475437
Yes, the finale isn't actually too trite in a lot of parts, and kind of builds on previously established characters and themes too.
>>7472724
Make more.
>>7475660
Just uploaded one about an hour ago or two ago.
I'm doing about one every day/every other when I can.
Short videos are better imo.
Better to not have enough then to have too much
>>7475767
I'm not telling you do make them faster, do them whenever you can, I simply enjoy hearing your voice as you read this funny text.
>listing to the new video
Nice french. It sounds like you're reading alien, hahaha.
>>7475801
Thanks man.
Appreciate the support even if I am just doing them for fun.
I've got an opportunity so I'll see about making another now.
I'll continue to keep the videos short but won't hesitate to upload multiples ones in a day if I got the time.
Also yeah, don't know French all the well, lol.
Been to Paris and learned 4 phrases and thats about it.
>>7475767
Please do a Hypersphere 'greatest hits'
you'll never finish the book the way you're doing it and we'll miss out on a lot of good passages put to audio
>>7475437
>>7475492
No, you're kidding yourselves. It's a pile of esoteric meme shit- totally unreadable with its stream of adolescent humor (constant references to "c ucks" and "n iggers" and "donald trump" mean it's saturated with /pol/-tier humor. Oh is it supposed to be satire? Isn't that the classic /pol/ self-explanation self-defense? I don't care if it's satire, it's neither funny nor interesting, it's completely childish!)
>>7475846
Well I eventually plan on doing it all but if you have any specific passages you want me to read I can do those ahead of time.
Just send me a message or leave a comment on YT and I'll do your request.
I'll put it in a separate playlist of requested passages and should I come to that part in my straightforward reading I'll do it again.
>>7475826
Also, maybe pre-read before you start recording or go back and rerecord parts
for the most part you're doing a great job but sometimes you're completely butchering words like 'Lynchianism' and 'Essayist'
>>7475857
Yeah I'll see to that.
I noticed the latter in which I put a J in there for some reason.
The 3rd most recent recording I was drunk in so I'm not surprised there but I'll reread a couple times through prior to recording it and if I mess up, with as short as these videos are, I'll just hit the reset button.
>>7475851
I bet you're a "n igger" "c uck" lmao
>>7475856
>Well I eventually plan on doing it all
Wow, in that case godspeed and good luck
>>7475826
>Also yeah, don't know French all the well, lol.
The fact that you didn't know french made it even funnier. I listened to it about four times, it completely cracks me up. It really does sound like you're reading this mystical old language when it's just french.
>>7474037
Dude! What the fuck?
>>7475833
You see, I considered dividing it into five parts such that I could download the .pdf. I browsed Part II and noticed its format is completely (and I mean, utterly) disastrous. Then I realized the book's dimensions would put the whole book into shame, so I'm at a loss whether to change the doc (It's the genuine copy) or resolve with something else, maybe? There are tons of quirks in the doc that won't translate well in any other medium I know of.
I thought of publishing the doc to the internet, but discarded the idea immediately. It's a cul de sac from here.
Bumpin' thread with latest video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Dy35J-mhs
It's the longest but thats because of the chapter length. Personally I also think it is one of the funniest.
It's where Zizek, the Marlboro Man, and others "come" in.
>reads Zizek in Obama's accent.
L O S T
O
S
T
>>7478326
regarding the persian segment at the end of part i, I can read it for you but you'll have to wait (i can't read farsi, only arabic, but i'll refer to the song and try my best)
>>7478415
Alright sounds good to me mate.
Given how short of a passage is before it I'll probably play your video/recording in the background of mine upon reaching that part. (with credits in description of course).
Or if you upload it to youtube I might just add it in as a separate video of what it is "properly" supposed to be and for my own video just use google translate for that part and read that.
Because let's be honest, whats funnier then broken English?
lol.
Send me the link if/when you do it man.
I appreciate it.
>>7478370
>>7478376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OnESg5ck9n
>>7457141
Sam got honourable mention in TLOTIAT
>>7478326
This is so shit it's funny.
>>7478326
>She pulls off her mask. It's Wittgenstein! Zizek starts to mumble that he isn't gay, but Wittgenstein says his words don't mean anything.
Wouldn't it have been more subversive to write a true critique on the bankrupt nature of the western intellectual?
I guess the tongue in cheek, subserviently lapping at the dick forced into your mouth prevents any actual speech, rendering your voice is just a gargle of cum.
Anonymous group think is not anonymous or thought at all. So all you are left is with is group, and groups are led and told how to be.
You're not a special flower, despite your clinging ever present virginity. You're just as low and vile as those you mock. They may click like, thumbs up, share empty pictures overlayed by empty thoughts; but you in jealous agony betray yourselves, pretending to be outside and taboo when that system long accepted and incorporated everything you say and do.
>>7479581
>my mommy told me i was smart pay attention to me
>>7478326
i found out the other day that this bit is actually another lit project someone pasted in
it was written post by post on lit
>>7479581
>So all you are left is with is group, and groups are led and told how to be.
What cheap sophism. Without a visible leader, the input of any member of the group appears just as valid (on its own strengths) as any others. The point of anonymous is that everyone is leading everyone else, or ignoring them, so the degree they choose. We are all equally worthless.
>>7480005
Which makes it funnier, I think. Had the project stayed in the thread, we would not have seen it in Hypersphere anyway.
>>7479581
ur a butt m8
Guys please stop with the senseless arguments over whether the book is shit. even if it is, the whole point of it was to conglomerate of others works, so it wouldnt be that surprising if it was shit. can we not just join together as a community and finish this piece of shit book and make metaphorical mad stackz?
bimp
>>7482777
nice digimons
>>7481106
there's no argument: it's shit
Hey kid wanna go to hyperspace?
>>7483573
You seem like a sad or lonely guy.
>>7478434
Here's my humble recording of the part w/ Farsi, preceded by the final act of Part I. I'm sorry, I'm really sick and so my voice is beyond redemption now, but it had to be done, methinks.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wg3DhvZ1FP
>>7485156
oh wait, you already went ahead and read the Google Translation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymXvC28g_JQ
>>7485570
no name, my man.
>>7453985
Sit-rep on the online copy?
>>7485570
Just attribute it to Bottleman, thank-you.
Book when?
tfw
>>7487395
>>7485765
>>7485156
Here's your version uploaded.
https://youtu.be/3QMxrNO4PrQ
Took me forever to figure out how I was going to get it uploaded.
I tried downloading a dozen different video editors but none of them worked with my (legit) windows 8. Not even windows movie maker from the Microsoft website.
I swear this computer hates me.
>>7490381
>Thanks to the non named bottleman
Is "bottleman" becoming a meme?
>>7490392
I hope not, I don't want to simply be known as a purveyor of memes.
dont you know hype it up, you got to hype it up
>>7490392
Bottleman is a narcissistic asshole forcing himself as a meme
>>7490381
Edit your videos better playing that part off a phone is terrible
Bottlesphere: Solitary Adventures of a (an) Genius
I have my goddamn credit card ready in my hand.
Don't let this project run out in the sand.
Please know this, please understand:
You have the fate of this book in your hand.
>>7493898
In whose hand? Also, does ANYONE have a FUCKING CLUE just (JUST) when (WHEN) I can purchase this GODDAMN MEME
>>7493942
He's a fraud.
Post an excerpt pls
Excuse moi - what the actual fuck is this and where can I order the hardback cover edition?!
People.
What about gathering a team of translators (self proclaimed) and translating it into other languages?
I can make an attempt and translate it into polish.
Okay, so just to be clear? Bottleman is a fake? No one is editing?
I know the book pretty well so editing it (with minimal editing) and putting it up on lulu shouldn't take more than a day or so.
BUT I SWEAR TO GOD. IF SOMEONE ELSE IS EDITING: PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
>>7494066
Not surprised that's in the novel. Thanks for the excerpt.
>>7494066
I'm profoundly sorry for upsetting thee with my inconvenience and lack of understanding for thine complex system of nonverbal communication and memetical gestures. I am not going to proceed and end my miserable life, for I am not longer able to withstand the pitiful existence bestowed upon me.
>>7473398
Can someone post the cmyk again?
>>7492860
As I said I would have but I had no choice.
I couldn't get any free movie editing software to work not even fucking windows movie maker.
I'm pretty much stuck capturing from webcam and doing a direct UL.
I can't even minimize the window when recording so I've been reading off of my phone whilst recording.
Okay, dummies. Since we haven't hear a word from someone saying they're editing this I am TAKING COMMAND.
HERE ARE MY FASCIST RULES:
IT WILL BE IN TRADE SIZE (A5)
MARGINS AT 0.8 INCHES
I WILL MAKE TEXT SMALLER IF IT DOES NOT FIT.
I WILL KEEP FUCKED UP COLORS EVEN IN BLACK AND WHITE.
I WILL PUBLISH IT TO LULU WITHIN THE WEEK.
I WILL FINISH EDITING IN THE 12 HOURS.
I MIGHT REMOVE CHATTY BANTER INSIDE OF THE TEXT UNLESS IT IS FUNNY
I WON'T REMOVE ENTIRE PIECES.
SPEAK NOW: QUICKLY OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.
>>7494180
Okay.
>>7494180
Wait, are you going to try and keep it coloured or just black in white?
Good luck and godspeed.
>>7494240
In the black and white printed version it is going to show up as shades of gray.
200 out of ~720 pages done.
Including a bunch of tables not set up for A5 size and a bunch of anons trying for cool formatting, I've tried to keep it as close to the intent as possible.
>>7494110
here you go
http://www.rgb2cmyk.org/FW/getfile.php?file=1971845dc94dfe2c7a7ee5f59447ca29%2F1449256509130_cmyk_cmyk.tif
>>7494043
>>7494180
it's already been edited, rein man
>>7493974
here's the whole thing, take your pick:
http://www.rgb2cmyk.org/FW/getfile.php?file=1971845dc94dfe2c7a7ee5f59447ca29%2F1449256509130_cmyk_cmyk.tif
>>7494463
whoops, last link was supposed to be:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TIdoWxLOs7tVlO8MHISFAm1stJ7FEta-fL0dBe88J1g/edit?pli=14
This is hilarious.
>>7494463
Thanks.
>it's already been edited, rein man
Not reformatted for actual book size? Or has it?
>>7494463
>>7494495
>lulu
y u do this
book ruined. you ruined it. i hope you're happy.
>>7494487
my man,,, fuck a book size
>>7494463
Back cover, I can cut it.
>>7453985
holy fuck the cover looks fantastic
>>7494516
Why couldn't you just go to Penguin? Why did you have to be such an autistic fag?
Penguin refused to publish it as a modern classic, they're dead to me.
Penguin refused? We shall then call Wordsworth.
>>7494604
Do it. It's copyright Anonymous all the way down. It can be published multiple times. The version I'm publishing is just one of many.
>>7494613
at least put a subtitle on it that makes it clear this is an alternative version
like Hypersphere: impatient tripfag edition
Let's not repeat the mistakes made by the editors of Ulysses and stick to one version approved by the community, shall we?
>>7494620
the novel has been done for weeks and we haven't seen results, I approve of this.
>>7494620
agreed
>>7494620
I'm not changing anything. I've fixed the formatting of like five things (that broke when changing the paper size) and made some text smaller to fit for a better flow, I have not cut out anything.
I haven't contributed to this other than to have a conversation with my friend over the doc at one point but I'll probably buy a copy. Good luck.
>>7494647
And I've added one editors footnote where I couldn't fix the formatting of a poem.
>>7494658
Very well. We are awaiting the final version then. Godspeed and good luck.
>>7494658
Please let us send it to publishers before going through lulu though
>>7494687
It's been three weeks since the last edit. No one stepped up, also: Lulu isn't shit, they're nice books. It doesn't even SAY Lulu on or in the book.
And it'll be automatically added to Amazon and Barnes and Noble which is fun.
>>7494713
Just 100 more pages to go through.
>>7494687
shut up anon we're not getting published by anything run by human people
>>7494713
Hello tripeditor.
The objective in my mind was to publish the book to Google, then download a pdf and share off Scribd. Once word got out that people wanted lulu, Cow Eye and Penguin I hesitated, polished what remained of the paragraphs and, once I realized my corrections break off too many times in .pdf succumbed. Mistakes with the grammar, typography and punc have been treated, for most of the part. I'm sure you'll do better.
so does one Anon make bank if Lulu sales are decent?
>>7494775
>patrician4
Did you guys really think penguin would publish this? Serious question not trying to be condescending
>>7494783
haha but rly tho. I don't care, just surprised that if one guy gets the money a bunch of Anons aren't bitching.
>>7494786
>tfw more where that came from
AP confirms, Tripfag is fast-tracking the book so he can take the profits
>>7494802
This is why it's only acceptable for Bottleanon to publish, he's put enough hours in that he's trustworthy
I really doubt the possibility of this book becoming a smash hit, although, I have a proposal - all profits should go to a charity of WikiLeaks.
>>7494822
>was meant to be "or Wikileaks"
>>7494810
Thank you for the sentiment, but I much would have loved had it remained in public domain. It always seemed to me that there's an invisible hand behind publishing any material. And so I went into hiatus, not knowing exactly what to do next.
>>7494803
the profits are all eaten by the cost to print. anon ain't making money even if he tried.
>>7494852
are you fucking new?
CMYK link again
http://www.rgb2cmyk.org/FW/getfile.php?file=47ec99b44b638716af4bf0f95974d64f%2F1449256509130_cmyk_cmyk.tif
