Philosophy is just samantics LMAO
Arguing over what words means is pointless like "buh buh buh buh buh" could mean anything dude just roll with it
dumb guy hears: 'buh buh buh'. Assumes everything is nonesense. Writes paper: literally 'buh buh buh'.
Professor: 'I don't know about this paper'
Dumb guy: Troll face
4 years later: "Welcome to Applebees, can I interets you in our drink specials?'
>>7453140
What the fuck is Applebees.
>>7453140
This isn't Applebees
This is Hitler's house
>>7453143
the kind of restaurant where they put all kinds of nostalgic shit up on the walls in a disordered way like they've amassed this collection of stuff over the years, but it's, like, all exactly the same shit in the exact same places in every restaurant
>>7453145
why didn't we listen to Hitler?
>>7453155
We were at Applebees when shit went down
Dialectics is about creating a synthesis out of a thesis and an antithesis.
>>7453149
"The kind of restaurant where they put all kinds of nostalgic shit up on the walls in a disordered way like they've amassed this collection of stuff over the years, but it's, like, all exactly the same shit in the exact same places in every restaurant", said Hazel, waving her arms annoyedly and then biting into her cream cheese bagel wisely and somewhat wistfully.
>>7453162
do you have a John green folder?
>>7453171
I am John Green.
>>7453162
He struggled for a pithy retort to the online banter.
'I know!" He exclaimed, dropping from his lap his holographic, virtual reality foot-fetish pornographic, mechanical dick-sleeve. I'll say:
The kind of restaurant where they put all kinds of nostalgic shit up on the walls in a disordered way like they've amassed this collection of stuff over the years, but it's, like, all exactly the same shit in the exact same places in every restaurant", said Hazel, waving her arms annoyedly and then biting into her cream cheese bagel wisely and somewhat wistfully."
His mother walked in. 'What are you doing? What the hell is wrong with you, why do look at Asian feet all day and touch yourself?"
"Shut the fuck up, mom!" He protested. "You bought the wrong kind of Mtn. Dew! I told you to get CODE RED, you dumb bitch! Can't you see I'm busy proving I'm NOT A ROBOT by picking the pictures of SOUP?"
>>7453182
wew lad
>>7453143
a lot of times people who learned reading and writing independent of texting, will use a '?' (it's called an interrogative or question mark when they are shitposting.
>>7453162
This is amazingly accurate.
>>7453230
you forgot the second ")" and I'm autistic so if someone doesn't finish with ")" I'll carry it around subconciously all day and might end up hurting myself over it
>>7453248
(oh
>>7453272
(fuck you))
>>7453282
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>>7453295
not looking not looking LALALAALAALAALALALA NOT LOOKING SHUT UP
>>7453295
now that is cruel
>>7453140
Jokes on you the student and teacher are working at applebees. So are all the other students.
>>7453295
Only /lit/ can make laugh about brackets.
>>7453127
so is politics
so is general discussion
>>7453127
>samantics
You sure got your philosophy down, bruh.
>>7453161
Fuck you.
quality thread
>>7453127
Nigger detected
