ITT: We rate each other's pen names. I'll start.
C.C. Turnip
OG Mudbone
>>7446472
Lord Parfington of Wilburshirestonville
Gregory Berrycone
Isaac ArmInAss
Arnold Published-Writer
>>7446495
Tommy Pinecone
Luke St. Luke
T. L. Diddin Reed
James Maki
Perry Dungus
Artemis Fish
>>7446472
Ulfric Weisnauchter
Sorjum Moleasses
O. C. Postman
Scud Duntharp
>>7446472
Richard K. Bishop
>>7446472
Musciddly Polifsen
Wyatt A. Mann
>>7446472
Victor Rourke
Johannes de Silentio
Sir Frankie Crisp
Johnny Victorio
Shit Ass
I did the whole pornstar name thing and came up with Arthur Alver.
Sounds fine to me man.
J. T. Sapski
Jacob Eskel
Virginia Drake
>>7446472
Enrico Banti II.
Der Peniß
Ishmael Robertstein
Donald Trump
Edmund W. Sparrowhawk
J. Mantke
>>7446472
Jack Wilson
Aravindan Kamarajasamy
>>7447123
would read/10
>>7446472
Lyra Edwards
>>7447183
Lyra is good. Didn't I hear that in the golden compass? Doesnt matter though. Ditch the Edwards... it's boring. Lyra better have a strong follow up
>>7447196
Lyra Kaminari is also one I use.
>>7446672
kek/10
>>7446688
4/10 "scud" really?
>>7446690
5/10 Richard K. sounds too close to Phillip K Dick.
>>7446696
5/10 too many syllables in the first name
>>7446739
6/10, but I agree there have been too many Mann's. Thomas Mann. Horace Mann. Michael Mann.
>>7446747
7/10 surprisingly fresh, a bit too masculine
>>7446756
7/10 even though you're criscrossing langauges
>>7446773
kek
>>7446782
6/10 reminds me of Johnny Valentine
>>7447045
7/10 I like it
>>7447073
6/10, J.T. sounds pretentious and douchey. I like Sapski tho
>>7447085
5/10 Jacob is boring
>>7447090
4/10 sounds like children author, protip dont use Virginia because Woolf will always be the only one to me
>>7447098
6/10, 7 if you drop the II
>>7447100
kek
>>7447109
>missing several jokes
>>7447203
acceptable, even though it sounds vaguely Indian. if you write anything other than poems or novels then I wouldn't bother with a Lyra Kaminari. she sounds like she'd write good poems.
>>7447213
>5/10 Richard K. sounds too close to Phillip K Dick.
I know and I hate him for it. Richard is my middle name and I like G.K. Chesterton.
>>7447220
It's one of the thunderwords, (entirely) coincidentally.
>>7447226
What's the K stand for? In your case I would simplify, there seems to be a tradition of "two initials - surname" but I think this tradition is dated. Relatedly, I think the "name - initial - surname" business is getting tired and flooding the bookstores with pretentious, long-winded authors
Angus B. Salisbury
>>7447259
everyone knows the B stand for Brahmin, your not foolin anyone
>>7447234
>I'm here from /pol/ tell me about Julius Evola
Oh man, I totally did that.
>>7447246
The K is just there because I liked GK Chesterton
>>7447257
Finnegans Wake has a big word as onomatopoeia for thunder made up of smaller words for thunder in foreign languages. Kaminari is one of them (Japanese). I tried other words for lightning but that sounded best. It means both thunder and lightning in Japanese iirc.
Laura Gnoga Ooga Han-Ching Judenstein
>>7447265
K.K. Deville
Anderson Devil
H.R. Feminist
R.E. Tard
Adrian Adrian
Strugg Ling W. Riter
>>7447284
gold star
>>7447284
It doesn't have the charm of a Humbert Humbert. I think Adrian may be too common a name for this. I mean, since you're gonna repeat the name, it's gotta be charming, because otherwise hearing it twice will just make a reader groan.
>>7447279
keksimus
Kolsti Nguyen
>>7446472
Tss tss tss... What are you a fawkin' vegetable or sumpthin'?
>>7447348
Fock yeah, fuckin homerun.
Otto Vegas
Leo Ursin
Shaqueelius L'Duquandre Tyson-Smith
Sequester Grundleplith M.D.
>>7446472
R.M. Bailey
>>7447348
fawkin hilarius
Iamalus Æthiopicus
>>7446897
11/10
legendary elder god tier
Bel Commes
P.P. Poopi
Saul Morris
and
Martin Curvot
Bien Bosque
I don't like it, but I've used it before.
Norman Alder
Jugen
Fuschoe
Wilkos
Tem Majadornes
Sulpo Vicronus
Washington Irving
Dick 'n Balls Roberts
Brandi Sperguson
Secksi Boi.
Richard Peter Johnson
>>7448060
interesting single names... maybe like 7/10
>>7448065
5/10 edgy languages
>>7448124
nahhh
>>7448127
0
>>7448174
10
>>7448180
0
>>7448182
what the fuck... you took like the three most basic names and put them together... 3/10
is anyone else rating in this fucken thread? I think i've put up the last three ratings including this one
>>7446472
Todo Casa.
Dad Corpse
Nate Higgers
>>7447348
FAWKIN BURIED DAT COCKSUCKAH
Lemur the Memer
Nick Digger
What's the purpose of pen names? Why not just use your real name?
>>7446472
Kool Beens
>>7448012
Kolsti Nguyen, Phuc Stevenson, Thuy Johnston (he does this on purpose)
>>7446472
P. Nitbaum
>>7448397
Some people don't want to be famous.
I'm not posting my pen name ITT because its so good, someone will steal it for sure.
>>7448597
>stealing a pen name
They probably wouldn't get famous anyway. Post it
What did you guys think of to get to your pen name ?
>>7448397
My real name isn't very charismatic, plus,I word-associate and when I hear my own name, I always think of how embarrassing, weak and pathetic I have been throughout life. I don't want my work to be associated with this person.
January Cole
April M. June
Fred Oathill.
>>7448249
Too obvious dude. Tumblr will dox you.
David Foster Wallace
Olaf Gislason
>>7446472
6/10
>>7446477
4/10
>>7446485
2/10
>>7446497
0/10
>>7446495
3/10
>>7446499
this isn't as clever as you thought/10
>>7446502
7.5/10 bretty gud
>>7446516
3/10
>>7446518
4/10
>>7446529
5/10
>>7446531
7/10 mite b cool
>>7446556
3/10
>>7446537
6/10 might be hard to pronounce for Anglos
>>7446672
7/10 surprisingly good for a meme
>>7446688
4/10
>>7446690
4/10
>>7446696
2/10
>>7446739
well memed/10
>>7446747
7/10 pretty good
>>7446756
hurr/10
>>7446773
5/10 Frank Crisp sounds alright though, try that
>>7446782
5/10
>>7446897
11/10
>>7447045
7/10 pretty good
>>7447073
6/10
>>7447085
8/10 decent
>>7447090
9/10 great
>>7447098
7/10 drop the II
>>7447100
masterpiece/10
>>7447114
3/10 sounds dated as fuck
>>7447123
0/10
>>7447128
reddit/10
>>7447157
6.5/10 pretty good
>>7447162
2/10 forgettable
>>7447169
5.5/10 kind of long
>>7447183
7/10 decent
>>7447203
9/10 better
>>7447259
4/10
>>7447278
-1/10
>>7447279
0/10
>>7447284
6.5/10 not as good as Humbert Humbert
>>7447310
4/10 I chuckled
>>7447338
7/10 not bad
>>7447370
Try Otto Ursin that's pretty 8/10
>>7447666
0/10
>>7447684
1/10
>>7447689
7/10
>>7447696
0/10
>>7447703
4/10 really awkwardly rolls off the tongue
>>7447718
0/10
>>7448020
7/10 and 5/10
>>7448040
6.5/10 decent. Maybe Bien Bosquet?>>7448041
9/10
>>7448060
no surname/10
>>7448065
1/10 sounds like a high school kid trying to come up with alien proper names
>>7448124
hurr/10
>>7446472
Faust Mercado
>>7446495
is this you ?
Alfred J. Barrington
>>7449716
The reddit emanating from that post nauseates me.
Professor Pound Me ButtnStuff
Tony Macaroni
Scooter Hangsby
>>7449737
I screencaped this few weeks ago
>>7446472
Viscount Shuttlecock of Writemire
Jonathan Burgermeister
M.C. Caballero.
P.Enis Hancock
Sandy Hooker.
Leon Ramlogan
Alberto Barbosa
Swordless Mimetown
Candy Assgot and the Roody Poos with special guest Desu Senpai
>>7451430
you win
Irving Washington?
Phil McCracken
Fanny Craven
Chris Zamzin
>>7449606
>0/10 for P.P. Poopi
>0/10 for R.E. Tard
Startin' to think you just have shit taste desu senpai
>>7446472
M. T. Delyr
>>7446472
Áron Hernandez
Christopher Wilde
Giorgio Ouest
