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I want to write a fantasy story.
>fantasy >genre
Why would you pick fantasy? Because it fits your bad and non-existant writing skills
How can I include elves? I'm German btw, should I use Elben or Alben or invent a new word?
>inventing a new word for not-elves
Take you WoW/anime-shit somewhere else.
>clicheed as fuck
It's alrigt to have a fetish for elves. But it would be better for you, if you'd spend more time with real women, instead of dreaming up imaginary women with pointed ears. Go to a bar and just be yourself - it's not that hard.
So, your story is fantasy wish fulfillment with pointed ears? I knew you were a loser all along.
I've got the backstory of the world laid out in my head.
Let me guess... it's not-HRE during the not-middleages?
Science has factual evidence that daydreaming is, in the long run, extremely bad for you. So stop.
But how can I start the story and engage the reader? I don't want to annoy or rush the reader with background info (but I need to somehow, do I?).
>implying you have readers
>implying they will be engaged
>implying they will not be annoyed
>implying anyone would be interested in background info
>implying anyone would be interested in your "story" at all
Thanks /lit/!
4chan is part of the problem.
>being on 4chan when you could hone your writing skills RIGHT NOW you lazy dick
ayyyy