Anyone have any tips for making up a pseudonym that actually sounds like a real name?
>>7392711
Think of a first name.
Think of a last name.
Done.
You fucking autist.
Thanks for the pic of Stewart, though. She's fine.
>>7392721
The names that came to mind as I read your post were "John" and "Smith." One of those is already my name and together they are a shit pseudonym. Thanks for nothing!
>>7392725
Then you're a moron.
>>7392730
No, you're a moron.
>>7392725
Your first name is your first pet's name.
Your last name is the name of the street you grew up on.
Done.
You fucking autist.
More pics of Stewart, please.
>>7392735
Fagtron Main Street
Perfect, thanks
>>7392739
Ignore him. He's what you call a north american troll. It's a dangerous stupid animal. Watch out for it's obnoxygen spray.
Just play with words. Make a list of first names you like for whatever aesthetic reasons. Do the same with last names.
Read a phone book.
I use my mothers surname and the name she was going to give to my sister if she was a boy, along with my first cats name for my middle name.
But if you want it to be untraceable just make up a name with no meaning to you
>>7392739
For fuck's sake, you even have shit taste in Stewart pics. Jesus Christ. You're a lost cause.
>>7392754
Oh look at Mr. High and Mighty here. Tell me more about playing with yourself.
Play with language
>>7392739
sounds natural on you
>>7392814
r u d e
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What do you guys think of using an ethnic-sounding name to make it more likely you get published?
>>7392779
nice skank
Just go to a grave yard and pick the name you like. It's not like people can take legal action from the grave.
>>7392823
Fuck yeah she is.
>>7392711
>pseudonym
>real name
...human consciousness...
...that "I am I "...
Before that defining moment human beings would have existed in a timeless state, much like a new born child. Similarly, an infant has no sense of self and hence no ego...
The construction of the self is a gradual
process both historically and psychologically..
>>7392811
>Play with language
https://youtu.be/u6y6_pk6qE4
>>7392876
>construction of the self
"I have no idea what I’m doing, and that’s kind of how I love it" - Kristen Stewart
>>7392914
>I love it
"I never expected that this would be my life" - Kristen Stewart
>>7392876
...capsaicin...
...the stimulus that is behind the creation of a sensation of 'hot'...
It's hard to say whether 'hot' is actually a thing that exists, or whether it's some cosmic relation...
...whether the neural connections and microbes that inform our 'heat receptors' are actually true -- or an illusion...
(1/3)
>>7392711
you're never going to need a pseudonym
Pick one out of the phonebook.
>>7392928
>capsaicin
>'hot'
Love sweeter than friction?
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S7373202#p7378195
>>7392711
a pets name + name of the st you live on
so something like Cinderella + wall st
>Cindy wall
Asshole McPenis
>>7392711
>First name
Last thing you ate
>first half of last name
Your favorite animal
>second half of last name
Your best friend's name
adjust as necessary
why do people adopt pseudonyms?
>>7392731
/lit/, ladies and gentlemen
>>7393071
Because they either have a shitty or difficult name or to avoid confusion with someone else
>>7393058
>Pancake Catme
Seems legit.
>>7392711
If this helps as a method, I remember hearing that J.K.Rowling walked around graveyards looking at the headstones to find names for characters.
Perhaps do the same: pick two names you like and there you go.
>>7392735
Harry Roosevelt? Actually sounds interesting. Might use it for a character in my novel lol
Type pen name into google translate and select different languages until you get one that sounds good
>>7392821
Funnily enough I'm thinking of doing the reverse for the exact same reason.
